Chris and Regrets -

[DJAndyMD]

We know that Chris is now nothing more than a Shedninja, an empty shell of what he used to be.

I wonder if Chris has any regrets in life, like....not getting a girlfriend or making For Julie's Eyes Only. What regrets do you guys think he has?

 

[pickleniggo]

It doesn't seem Chris has the cognitive capabilities to regret anything. That's why we get facebook posts pointing fingers at everyone else, because Chris has never done any wrong in his eyes. His version of regret is, "I regret that GERMAN WARFARE BITCH making me draw that image because she wouldn't love me" not "I regret drawing that image of me and Megan because it really hurt her".
Like, he doesn't get the concept of regret.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I think he regrets being naive about dating when he had the gal-pals lining up for a taste of the pickle. Yes, even after he found out they were hired help.

 

[Descent]

He probably regrets ShecameforCWC whenever he wants something from people.

 

[MayMay]

He'd voice regrets, no doubt.

However, those regrets wouldn't be about any personal mistakes. Just things he can blame on da trolls. I think he's repeatedly stated that he wished he'd never found his ED page but that's kinda it.

 

[Overcast]

So he only has 1 HP? Makes sense to me.

But yeah, I'm not sure if he even feels regret. Whatever bad thing has happened to him, he blames it on external forces. i.e., Megan, Snyder, Mary Lee Walsh, ect. Because he's a saint, he could NEVER do anything wrong.

Nope.

Never.

 

[Totally Awesome]

He'd voice regrets, no doubt.

However, those regrets wouldn't be about any personal mistakes. Just things he can blame on da trolls. I think he's repeatedly stated that he wished he'd never found his ED page but that's kinda it.

He most likely thinks that if he never found the ED page, then it never would have existed because he thinks nothing exists without his knowledge.

 

[_blank_]

I'm going to have to echo mostly with what has been said here.

I believe Chris does feel regrets. However, instead of learning from them or trying to make amends, he believes that somehow he can issue hollow apologies, or blame it on something else irrelevant, OR outright trying to ignore said regrets and focus on something else entirely.

Chris and regret is like the Loch Ness monster: you might see a fleeting glimpse of it before it disappears, and even then, you're not quite 100% sure if what you just saw was the real thing.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Chris and regret is like the Loch Ness monster: you might see a fleeting glimpse of it before it disappears, and even then, you're not quite 100% sure if what you just saw was the real thing.

 

[LBJParty]

Chris regrets falling for Kacey, Pandahalo, and all the other fake sweethearts. That is assuming he knows they were fake, and doesn't believe they ever were interested in him... Does anyone know if he knows one way or another

Maybe he regrets acting up and getting kicked out of PVCC?

He probably regrets Snyder being so "cold and heartless"

 

[Marvin]

Chris regrets falling for Kacey, Pandahalo, and all the other fake sweethearts. That is assuming he knows they were fake, and doesn't believe they ever were interested in him... Does anyone know if he knows one way or another

He believes both stories. Or, rather, ultimately, I think he just doesn't care either way because none of them ever fucked him. The only value the troll girlfriends have to him are either for pity or to boost his ego.

Sometimes he'll complain about the evil troll girls who messed with him, for pity, but five minutes later, if you accuse Chris of having no experience with girls, he'll say "NUH UH, I had all these girlfriends, Kacey, Panda, Ivy, Julie, I'm such a ladies man!" Although, as far as the pity thing goes, Chris didn't fall for the girlfriends because he was gullible, they were evil succubi who seduced him. Their fault, not his. (as far as he belives/argues, that is)

Maybe he regrets acting up and getting kicked out of PVCC?

He probably regrets Snyder being so "cold and heartless"

He regrets Mary Lee Walsh being such a bitch and kicking him out of PVCC for no reason.

 

[Coldgrip]

So in other words, he regrets other peoples actions, not his own.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

So in other words, he regrets other peoples actions, not his own.

I think that sums it up rather nicely.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Chris really does not believe he's ever made a mistake.

 

[butt in trouble]

Chris' regrets are usually related to his ego as well. He thinks none of gal pals fucked him in high school because he was naive about sex.

He probably thinks the sign didn't work because he didn't list enough positive qualities about himself.

 

[asperhes]

He's coming close to regretting being born.

 

[MysticMisty]

He doesn't regret ShecameforCWC and that was basically the worst thing he's ever done (that we know of). If he doesn't regret that, why would he regret lesser mistakes? Not that he believes he's made mistakes.

 

[CatParty]

He's stayed in the closet for so long with out any regrets

 

[Descent]

I imagine he regrets giving in and killing Simonloa Rosechu. Poor Sandy doesn't have her cinderblock momma

It's also possible he regrets being forced to give the death penalty to Alec, Sean, Mao and Evan, but a good man like Chris can only be pushed so far.

 

[Marvin]

It's also possible he regrets being forced to give the death penalty to Alec, Sean, Mao and Evan, but a good man like Chris can only be pushed so far.

No, they deserved their virtual punishments, 100%.