Chris and the Father Call -

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Mr. 0

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^Considering his diet, efforts to do so by doing that would have been a bit moot.

(inb4 diarrhea diet)

When this stage of the twolling was going on, someone should have made a thing featuring Kacey and "father" in a thing like that one Jessi Slaughter video. The one where her dad's screaming at the webcam and from which people picked up "cyberpolice" and "you dun goof'd".
 

Holdek

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One thing that is so funny is that Matthew completely destroys him, ridicules him and mocks him, calls him "maggot," "dumbass," "piece of shit" and stuff. And he keeps accusing Chris of being disrespectful toward him in the conversation.

nathan_grantham said:
The only thing that bothers me was the ending of the call was when matthew asked chris: "So what are you going to do now?"

Was there a continuation of the call or was that just it?

Was there atleast some closure?

It says on the CWCki that the tape ends, but I'm also curious if the call went on much longer and what was said.
 

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Holdek said:
One thing that is so funny is that Matthew completely destroys him, ridicules him and mocks him, calls him "maggot," "dumbass," "piece of shit" and stuff. And he keeps accusing Chris of being disrespectful toward him in the conversation.

nathan_grantham said:
The only thing that bothers me was the ending of the call was when matthew asked chris: "So what are you going to do now?"

Was there a continuation of the call or was that just it?

Was there atleast some closure?

It says on the CWCki that the tape ends, but I'm also curious if the call went on much longer and what was said.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of this. But it's possible Chris just hung up there or whatever they spoke after on is of no real interest. I believe.
 

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Saito said:
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of this. But it's possible Chris just hung up there or whatever they spoke after on is of no real interest. I believe.

Chris was most likely so worn down with STRESS that he gave up on his dream of Kacey and Crystal then and there. (:_(
 

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I think the tape (or the digital equivalent rather) just ran out. It sounds like the call was winding down anyways.
 

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Mr. 0 said:
^Considering his diet, efforts to do so by doing that would have been a bit moot.

(inb4 diarrhea diet)

When this stage of the twolling was going on, someone should have made a thing featuring Kacey and "father" in a thing like that one Jessi Slaughter video. The one where her dad's screaming at the webcam and from which people picked up "cyberpolice" and "you dun goof'd".

Jessi Slaughter was 2010, though. The Father Call was almost a year earlier.
 

Mr. 0

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That's how out of touch with everything I am, despite being a possible net addict.

Go back and retroactively do it, then tell Chris it happened and refuse to let him believe otherwise. Or hell, some fan of the trolling could've thought it up and done it.

Now what would have happened if Liquid emerged in the middle of the call like he did in the (penultimate?) Kacey call where the two battled and everything went tits up before Bob & Barb showed up?
 

Holdek

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pickleniggo said:
Saito said:
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of this. But it's possible Chris just hung up there or whatever they spoke after on is of no real interest. I believe.

Chris was most likely so worn down with STRESS that he gave up on his dream of Kacey and Crystal then and there. (:_(

Nah, he made a couple more videos begging and pleading for Kacey to come back to him after that.

JarlaxleBaenre said:
Kacey showing her face during that saga would've been detrimental to her future.

I don't think Chris remembers what anyone looks like. Except maybe Clyde and Thorg due to their orange complexion and acne, respectively.
 

MysticMisty

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Holdek said:
I don't think Chris remembers what anyone looks like.
Pretty sure he doesn't. He thought Megan posted an ED sign on his yard (it was Emily), and later mistook Emily as being Asian. In all honesty this might contribute to his horrible art in the comics. All he really knows is what Sonichu and Rosechu look like.
 

WWWWolf

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The Father Call was probably the best call ever, mostly because it just showed how unready Chris was to deal with real world. Chris was talking about some of the same stuff with Clyde, but Chris was wholly aware that he was talking with a troll and a sworn enemy. In this call, Chris was just thinking he was talking to a real person that he was supposed to impress... and he still failed miserably. Even after Kacey just plain tells him to be respectful and humour him.
 

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Holdek said:
nathan_grantham said:
The only thing that bothers me was the ending of the call was when matthew asked chris: "So what are you going to do now?"

Was there a continuation of the call or was that just it?

Was there atleast some closure?

It says on the CWCki that the tape ends, but I'm also curious if the call went on much longer and what was said.
if i recall correctly it was just kacey saing "awwww the little bitch hung up" and then she and matthew and the other trolls bantered on about nothing for awhile
 

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Big Bob Pataki said:
Holdek said:
nathan_grantham said:
The only thing that bothers me was the ending of the call was when matthew asked chris: "So what are you going to do now?"

Was there a continuation of the call or was that just it?

Was there atleast some closure?

It says on the CWCki that the tape ends, but I'm also curious if the call went on much longer and what was said.
if i recall correctly it was just kacey saing "awwww the little bitch hung up" and then she and matthew and the other trolls bantered on about nothing for awhile
I'd still listen to that...but then again, I'm easily amused, so...
 

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[On To Kill a Mockingbird]
Matthew: Kacey read that in high school, Kacey read that as a freshman in high school.
Chris: I call it adult drama.
Brilliant save, Chris!
 

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Globe said:
[On To Kill a Mockingbird]
Matthew: Kacey read that in high school, Kacey read that as a freshman in high school.
Chris: I call it adult drama.
Brilliant save, Chris!

True. Since I am heading to the library today, I will see if I find To Kill a Mockingbird in the "adult drama" section. 100% sure it will not be there. lol
 

Holdek

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Big Bob Pataki said:
Holdek said:
nathan_grantham said:
The only thing that bothers me was the ending of the call was when matthew asked chris: "So what are you going to do now?"

Was there a continuation of the call or was that just it?

Was there atleast some closure?

It says on the CWCki that the tape ends, but I'm also curious if the call went on much longer and what was said.
if i recall correctly it was just kacey saing "awwww the little bitch hung up" and then she and matthew and the other trolls bantered on about nothing for awhile

Was Matthew's diction the same as when Chris was on the line?
 

drmccoy

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I've listened to this way to much and it's easily the best verbal beat-down Chris ever got. His bullshit didn't pass muster at all. It's also the best one-shot to introduce Chris to the world: he's here in all of his glory. Whiny, bitchy, dis-respectful, in his own little world, pandering and generally coming across as a creepy loser who has nothing to offer.

Chris's world: Where pulling weeds is equivalent to bringing your wounded buddy back from the battle zone.
 
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