Chris and the tomgirling fad -

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renomakicwc

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Man, I feel like a lurker lately. I think it's about time I got off my bum and said something.

As anyone would have noticed by now, as the days passed on and more pictures were found, it was noticed that he became less and less tomgirly with every picture. Noticing this, I began to wonder if this fad finally passed on. All that is left is the hair, which Chris apparently wants to keep for some reason.. Maybe because it reminds him of Brutal Legend's main character? I don't know..

I wouldn't be surprised if he still considered himself one regardless, though. If he still considers himself a popular comic book artist after all these years without having made a new issue since #10, then he probably still views himself a crossdresser dispite not wearing any woman's clothes anymore.

What do you think was the cause for him giving up the crossdressing? Has he finally given in to his mother? The realization that it was driving hot girls away? What could it be?
 
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Putting on makeup every day and finding women's clothing that fits him is too much work. It's much easier to just carry a purse around and never cut your hair.
 

Henry Bemis

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He also had to spend a lot of time in the last twelve months in company that expects him to dress well, i.e. courtrooms and Bell's office.
 

MysticMisty

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Chris likes to be lazy. Him being his stereotypical idea of a girl everyday, or just when he goes out, is way too much work as he seems to have figured out. So he just keeps the hair long with some sort of feminine clothes and figures it's good enough.

I wonder if he still uses the women's restroom?
 

Bgheff

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renomakicwc said:
Man, I feel like a lurker lately. I think it's about time I got off my bum and said something.

As anyone would have noticed by now, as the days passed on and more pictures were found, it was noticed that he became less and less tomgirly with every picture. Noticing this, I began to wonder if this fad finally passed on. All that is left is the hair, which Chris apparently wants to keep for some reason.. Maybe because it reminds him of Brutal Legend's main character? I don't know..

I wouldn't be surprised if he still considered himself one regardless, though. If he still considers himself a popular comic book artist after all these years without having made a new issue since #10, then he probably still views himself a crossdresser dispite not wearing any woman's clothes anymore.

What do you think was the cause for him giving up the crossdressing? Has he finally given in to his mother? The realization that it was driving hot girls away? What could it be?

Laziness and a lack of progress. He stills calls himself a heterosexual tomgirl artist on his facebook, so I guess he is still one "at heart".
 

Hasharin

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Henry Bemis said:
He also had to spend a lot of time in the last twelve months in company that expects him to dress well, i.e. courtrooms and Bell's office.
Well, he still had some make-up during his arraignment, according to Cyan & Indigo. But no feminine clothes.
 

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he is too lazy to keep up with make up and what have you, but in his recent okcupid update, he did still refer to himself as a "heterosexual tomgirl"
 

EzioCanLeapofFaith

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I agree with the people saying that he's just lazy. It takes effort to be a drag queen, the clothes, the makeup, etc.
But he did pluck his eyebrows recently though.
And in the McDonalds pic he's using a purse.
 

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Hasharin said:
Henry Bemis said:
He also had to spend a lot of time in the last twelve months in company that expects him to dress well, i.e. courtrooms and Bell's office.
Well, he still had some make-up during his arraignment, according to Cyan & Indigo. But no feminine clothes.

Progress, my friend.
 
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EzioCanLeapofFaith said:
I agree with the people saying that he's just lazy. It takes effort to be a drag queen, the clothes, the makeup, etc.
But he did pluck his eyebrows recently though.
And in the McDonalds pic he's using a purse.

He was also wearing a hairband in that picture. And I have no doubt he was also wearing women's underwear.
 

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Bgheff said:
Laziness and a lack of progress. He stills calls himself a heterosexual tomgirl artist on his facebook
There you go. If he still refers to himself as an "artist", then you can bet he still thinks he's a tomgirl. To Chris, if he did it once, he never needs to repeat it. Work once, rewards forever.
 

BALLZ-BROKEN

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I always thought Chris' tomgirlism is kinda surprising. He's unhygienic as is, it's hard imaging him embracing a lifestyle where he has to shave his legs, armpits and bush. I can't shave my face without cutting myself; I'd never put a razor blade anywhere near my crank.
 

MysticMisty

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He was already basically hairless long before tomgirl. He doesn't have the genetics or hormones to be a hairy man. Chris might not even be technically shaving what little hair he does grow anyways: he could just slap some Nair on once a month or so.
 
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^ I remember some posts from an old forum along the lines of " :o oh god you can see the stubble in the nude pics. If that shaving video is anything to go by Chris must have tore his nutsack open by now. Or Barb shaves him! Sperg sperg sperg". Now whilst 90% of that is bollocks, IIRC Chris does appear to have stubbly bits on his body (no I'm no going to study the noodz to confirm, I don't want to spend unnecessary time looking at them tah). I was under the impression that nair and other hair removal creams didn't usually leave stubble, but rather the hair looks like it naturally comes out again (tapered edges of the follicles or some shit).

To be honest I got the impression he was hairless because he thought hair was gross. I imagine a lot of his body image is related to TV and porn. Neither of them promote hairy men, so he might just assume that's what people do.
 

MysticMisty

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It doesn't leave a stubble right when you wipe the hair off, but you get a stubble once it grows back. I just think it'd be a lot quicker for Chris to slap on some cream and then wipe it off compared to tediously shaving the chest and pubes constantly. Chris is lazy and Nair would be ideal for him to be hairless.
 

Seahorses

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Bgheff said:
Laziness and a lack of progress. He stills calls himself a heterosexual tomgirl artist on his facebook, so I guess he is still one "at heart".

And what does that mean exactly? Why doesn't he just become part of the metrosexual culture?
 

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Seahorses said:
Bgheff said:
Laziness and a lack of progress. He stills calls himself a heterosexual tomgirl artist on his facebook, so I guess he is still one "at heart".

And what does that mean exactly? Why doesn't he just become part of the metrosexual culture?
Not girly enough.
 
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