Chris and the Virginia governor's election? -

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TrippinKahlua

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It is absolutely impossible for one person's single vote to sway an election either way.

Do NOT let anyone make you think otherwise. Whether you vote or not will NOT determine the winner.
 

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Chris only seems to be interested in politics, if it concerns elections for cwcville, or if there is some sort of gay-rights twist to it, that he heard somebody talk about on TV when Barb was watching the news.

(Sad as it sounds, I imagine she's the only one who watches the news, though its more of a generational thing than anything else. Actually I wouldn't be surprised if Bob was the only one in the house, who paid attention to whats going on outside of city borders...)
 

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The turnout was not horrible for an off year election but I doubt he was one of those who did cast their votes.

He seems like a presidential election cycle only type of voter to me, the very definition of a low information ballot caster.

But at least he tried!
 

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Chris was too busy uploading his video and writing his apology to care
 
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He doesn't seem like a person that would vote. It would be WAY too much effort for him. The only way I could see him voting is if Barb told him to, and she seems to be the kind of person that's barely aware of local politics, let alone state or national politics and is apathetic as long as her hoard or tugboat isn't affected.
 

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Chris only seems to be interested in politics, if it concerns elections for cwcville, or if there is some sort of gay-rights twist to it, that he heard somebody talk about on TV when Barb was watching the news.

CWCVILLE DOES NOT EMBRACE DECADENT CAPITALIST FICTIONS SUCH AS DEMOCRACY! THE MAYOR OF CWCVILLE IS SELF-APPOINTED FOR LIFE, ACCEPT NO IMITATIONS AND SAVE MONEY ON YOUR CAR INSURANCE WITH GEICO!
 
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Coldgrip said:
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The question is: did he even know there were elections?
Another question would be: Does he know who was running?

I can assure you that he probably didn't as I know people at my college that didn't even know that.
 

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He was probably only dimly aware of the fact that an election was even happening. He might have seen a few yard signs here and there, or picked up a stray radio or TV ad, though he's far enough south to fall outside of the major media markets in VA (DC, Richmond) and he sure as hell isn't watching CNN or reading Politico.
 

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Chris didn't vote. He was busy trying to get people to like his stupid lego school on facebook.
 

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The idea of Chris going to high school to...

Wait that isn't such a far fetched idea...
 

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^God, I hadn't thought of that. A lot of schools are used to host voting locales.

Of course, Manchester High is an hour away from his house, it can't be in the same district. He wouldn't be eligible to vote there.
 

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Sometimes it's a blessing that Chris is too ignorant to think up stupid plans. If this idea had been floated around the forum a week or so ago, I think he might well have gotten himself arrested by now.
 
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Tubular Monkey said:
Sometimes it's a blessing that Chris is too ignorant to think up stupid plans. If this idea had been floated around the forum a week or so ago, I think he might well have gotten himself arrested by now.

Arrested for attempting to vote twice after writing in Sonichu
 

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EleSigma said:
Tubular Monkey said:
Sometimes it's a blessing that Chris is too ignorant to think up stupid plans. If this idea had been floated around the forum a week or so ago, I think he might well have gotten himself arrested by now.

Arrested for attempting to vote twice after writing in Sonichu

If only. I'm thinking walking into his former home ec classroom and excitedly introducing himself to a shell shocked audience. As the campus officer cuffs him, he screams about not wanting to die in prison, and cries out that he can't believe his home ec teacher was a troll all along.
 
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