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HerebeDragons

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Okay, I read the whole thing. The whole goddamned Facebook dump. Every inane, whiny, entitled, self-pitying word of it.

And you know what stands out for me?

(aside from Chris miming suicide with his Megatron pistol, which is so horrifyingly pathetic it's one of those things you have to either laugh or cry)

It's Chris and his attitudes towards women.

Honestly, after all of this time, all of the women he's met and interacted with (trolls or otherwise), all the times that's passed, all the events that have taken place...I thought he might have learned something, ANYTHING about women. I would have settled for the slightest thing, really. Any kind of sign of progress.

But the latest update...

Oh good Christ, all those status updates about how men were taking all the pretty girls, about how he wanted to make that one girl's boyfriend disappear (because of course that would mean she'd leap right into Chris' arms rather than being horrified and grief-stricken), those multiple posts about how he couldn't understand why women weren't approaching him "AREN'T I HANDSOME DAMMIT?"

It...honestly, it started to make me sick. He doesn't see women as people at all, does he? To him they're just candy in a dish, and he got there too late to get one. He honestly thinks that individual attraction and love has nothing to do with it...women just latch onto the nearest penis that waves in their face, and he was just too late and too shy to attract one.

But perhaps worst of all was the way he started demanding the death of Mimm's girlfriend. No thought at all about her, or who she is, or the pain he might cause her family. All he cares about it making Mimms unhappy. Again, it just doesn't seem to occur to Chris that Mimms' girlfriend is a person in her own right.

Seriously, I think this update has made me sicker than any previously. It's never been clearer to me that Chris is a misogynist dickhole. I've pretty much lost whatever compassion I had for him, and there wasn't much left to begin with. Fuck him.
 
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It's not just women. Chris treats everyone like that.
 

Ryan Rash

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Chris has become bitter towards women recently. Probably due to a combination of trolls posing as women and real women preferring to sit on the devil's lap than spend more than five minutes with OPL.
 

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HerebeDragons said:
It's never been clearer to me that Chris is a misogynist dickhole. I've pretty much lost whatever compassion I had for him, and there wasn't much left to begin with. Fuck him.

Nonsense, Chris is supportive of women's rights and understands the ladies. Why else would he have gone Tomgirl but to prove he is so empathetic to them? :tomgirl:
 

Ignatius

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Chris sees himself as the hero of a movie, so he sees most of the people in terms of "villains" who are obstacles to his vague goals and girls as "trophies" that help reach said goals so he can accomplish some a happy ending.

I think this illustrates it rather well:

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Bugaboo

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Chris seems to mostly be a product of old timey shows and 90's pop culture. It seems he's pretty much learned everything about women from tv and movies. And sometimes media doesn't portray women as people but instead they fufil certain roles like the love intrest who will always get with the hero.
This is also were he gets all his women sterotypes like how all women fucking love shopping (for clothes of course! Not anythig relating to their hobbies or interests)
 

BigBoss

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Chris is as he has always been, even after the Tomgirl change.

Chris wants to be the "perfect househusband." He wants someone who'll baby him, won't get in his way, will let him laze about and play video games while they do all the work, and to use for fucking whenever he pleases.

He never wanted to be the Chris character in his comics, he wanted to be Sonichu though now he's more Rosechu than anything.

He's just not a decent person in any definition of the word and he isn't going to change, unless it's for the worst.
 

Marvin

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Really, both of these posts is on target. And you're almost on target about Chris, except it's not that Chris won't change unless it's for the worse, it's that Chris won't change unless it benefits him. Chris could accidentally improve, just as he could accidentally get much worse. As far as Chris' choices go, it just matters what will benefit him and what will fit his househusband persona best (and he chose the househusband persona to best fit his life goals).

(also, wasted right now, disregard typos unless I seriously fucked something up :tomgirl: )
 

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I always got the impression that both women and men were just objects to Chris anyway. In his Chris-centric world people are just things that either provide something or hurt him in some way. In the leak he basically said a few times things like "Why aren't you doing more things for me? I'm bitching as hard as I can!". As stated tons of times before in other threads, we are only here to provide and serve him or else we don't exist.

Specifically with women they are still just objects meant to serve him and I don't know if he's capable to see anything much past this. As a woman you are there to provide all he needs to live, a daughter, to listen to whatever he wants to talk about at the time, and to put up with his wierd passive aggressive crap when you're doing things he doesn't agree with.

This is why he's doomed to have one of those pay-by-the-hour girlfriends. He'll never learn anything about relationships or girls or anything because no one is there to kick his ass and force him too. Same with everything else in his life.
 

HerebeDragons

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I know Chris has a shitty attitude towards humanity as a whole, but I think his ideas about women piss me off the most because he claims to love and respect them so much. At least with guys they're either JERKS or HOMOS, so of course he's going to think badly of them and have a lot of misconceptions. But with women, he swears up and down that he sees them as equals, that he loves them, and worst of all, that he UNDERSTANDS them. Remember that awful video he did where he said, "And I understand the ladies. I understand...the women." I just wanted to smack him.

He just has absolutely no clue how gross he really is.
 

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When it comes to relationships, if Chris says "I love you" chances are he means "I own you".
 

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When it comes to relationships, if Chris says "I love you" chances are he means "I own you".
or "you're available for hanky panky."
 

Marvin

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HerebeDragons said:
I know Chris has a shitty attitude towards humanity as a whole, but I think his ideas about women piss me off the most because he claims to love and respect them so much. At least with guys they're either JERKS or HOMOS, so of course he's going to think badly of them and have a lot of misconceptions. But with women, he swears up and down that he sees them as equals, that he loves them, and worst of all, that he UNDERSTANDS them. Remember that awful video he did where he said, "And I understand the ladies. I understand...the women." I just wanted to smack him.

He just has absolutely no clue how gross he really is.
Chris has simple perspectives on a lot of things. To Chris, respecting women means praising anything they do. To actually respect someone, you probably should be willing to see them in a critical light sometimes, but Chris can't do that without feeling like he's disrespecting them. Also, seeing women as equals means he is just super submissive to them.

Chris isn't smart enough to think anything more complicated than that. Either you praise something 100% or you hate on something 100%. Hell, if a woman dicked him over hardcore, he'd still say "hmm, yeah I still respect her individual opinions and such" or some similar bullshit.
 

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HerebeDragons said:
He doesn't see women as people at all, does he? To him they're just candy in a dish, and he got there too late to get one.

I like that! Pretty much nails it.

When it comes down to it, a woman is a means to an end in Chris' world. His hypothetical sweetheart exists only to provide him with..... well everything really, and choosing a woman is like choosing a new game. You go out and pick the one you want, and the game has no say in whether or not you take it home.

Somebody posted a great video a while back where Chris gets really pissed at one of the "sweethearts" (I forget which one) because she found a boyfriend where she'd previously stated she was happy being single. Chris can't comprehend that being in a relationship is a conscious choice by both parties. To him, the moment she decided to no longer be single, she should have "defaulted" to being his sweetheart.
 

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When it comes to relationships, if Chris says "I love you" chances are he means "I own you".
Hey, I said that! :asperchu:

Anchuent Christory said:
Somebody posted a great video a while back where Chris gets really pissed at one of the "sweethearts" (I forget which one) because she found a boyfriend where she'd previously stated she was happy being single. Chris can't comprehend that being in a relationship is a conscious choice by both parties. To him, the moment she decided to no longer be single, she should have "defaulted" to being his sweetheart.
Yeah, that's it. He didn't give any thought to the idea that maybe she processed new information, changed her mind, and made new decisions all without consulting him. If the last word he heard from a girl was "I'm not ready for a relationship" - well, he could meet her ten years later, and he'd assume she still wasn't ready for a relationship, and ask her if she was ready to be in one with him now. And he'd be flabbergasted if she said she got with someone else in the intervening time.

Chris really thinks everyone else are NPCs, they stand in place repeating the same activity forever, and nothing changes unless he's there to observe/enact it.
 

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Alec Benson Leary said:
Male said:
When it comes to relationships, if Chris says "I love you" chances are he means "I own you".
Hey, I said that! :asperchu:

Anchuent Christory said:
Somebody posted a great video a while back where Chris gets really pissed at one of the "sweethearts" (I forget which one) because she found a boyfriend where she'd previously stated she was happy being single. Chris can't comprehend that being in a relationship is a conscious choice by both parties. To him, the moment she decided to no longer be single, she should have "defaulted" to being his sweetheart.
Yeah, that's it. He didn't give any thought to the idea that maybe she processed new information, changed her mind, and made new decisions all without consulting him. If the last word he heard from a girl was "I'm not ready for a relationship" - well, he could meet her ten years later, and he'd assume she still wasn't ready for a relationship, and ask her if she was ready to be in one with him now. And he'd be flabbergasted if she said she got with someone else in the intervening time.

Chris really thinks everyone else are NPCs, they stand in place repeating the same activity forever, and nothing changes unless he's there to observe/enact it.

Atlantica Online have other things in mind on this/
 
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