Money Chris assures us he's not on drugs - Also more begging

[Cuck Norris]

 

[CatParty]

he must be on drugs if he thinks he's getting money

 

[chimpburgers]

Barb starving would be the best thing for her. Weight loss and possibly more if that happened.

 

[AA 102]

Chris, please put down the thesaurus.

 

[ZehnBoat]

"you want us to starve"
no chris, you want to starve on your own
if you're actually starving
start pawning everything you can
if you're starving, getting food is more important that all that crap you have in your room

 

[ON 190]

Chris, did "privaricate" come up on your word-a-day calendar?

Edit: Beaten by @dannyfrickenp

 

[AA 102]

Anyways, Chris, if you and Borb are starving you should consider putting your dogs up for adoption seeing as your finances are so tight.

EDIT: @flossman Gotta go fast.

 

[CWICKQUARTER]

lol starving yet ps4.

 

[ON 190]

Anyways, Chris, if you and Borb are starving you should consider putting your dogs up for adoption seeing as your finances are so tight.

EDIT: @flossman Gotta go fast.

Or eating them. That's why they've been fattening them up, right? Emergency food?

 

[Tonberry]

Would it kill him to make a single facebook post without thesaurus?

 

[Penny Crayon]

His begging is getting boring

 

[Ebola]

He's trying to guilt trip people, but he's too autistic to know he's doing it in a horrible way.

 

[Kagome]

Jesus Christ make this begging shit end.

Would it kill him to make a single facebook post without thesaurus?

And capitalizing Random Words.

 

[Stress Sigh]

I think he's on drugs.

 

[Innocuous Banter]

@Marvin's been slipping him some sweet leaf

 

[Jerk Sauce]

Even if Chris honestly believes that he will get the money he's asking for, how long does he think that's going to continue? decades? There's a solution that people usually end up resorting to Chris.

 

[Tonberry]

Just noticed he didn't mention his cats on that list. Do the cats just hunt their own food?

 

[AA 102]

Chris used to be on Paxil, I wonder if he's still on it? I know Paxil can be used for anxiety and depression, it may be good for him to start taking it again if he stopped.

Maybe @Marvin would know.

Edit: The Autism Papers talk more about Chris's history with Paxil.

 

[Karen Riley]

Trust Chris. Out of all the things people have criticised him on recently, he chooses to address an issue that absolutely nobody has brought up instead of regularly discussed problems with his begging, such as his overspending on toys.

He definitely seems frustrated here and angry that he's having to resort to selling a few of his prize possessions. It might pick up, but the amount he's been receiving in donations seems to have almost grinded to a halt and he's clearly angry because he probably never expected people to stop giving him a handout.

His last paragraph is beautiful. It reminds me of his 'thanks for the mouth, and thanks for nothing,' after nobody bought him a PS4 for his birthday.

 

[Sweaty P]

I read that last part in the brattiest, child-like tone. It's like something my five year old sister would say when throwing a tantrum.

"WAAAH, no one wants to throw free money at me anymore!"