Interests Chris attacking people is Sega's fault; green irises are better than blue arms -

[asperhes]

Chris posted this on his group, FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!:

EDIT: Also: "Who said I was absent? Have I Not posted recently on my own timeline?"

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

TL;DR- So...it's not that changing a beloved character is bad, it's just the changes Chris disagrees with that are immoral.

 

[Strelok]

So now he's attempting to invoke some sort of rally round the flag effect in his Blue Arms Crusade, despite the fact that the "flag" got burned by it's own doing. If this was anyone other than Chris, I'd be surprised, but it is, and I'm not.

 

[Strewth]

Well, at least he has a watertight defence for his trial.

'It was Sega's fault.'

 

[Stud2Stud]

Anyhow, someone SHOULD definitely send word to SEGA of America and Japan of my recent misfortunes resulting from the seed event of Sonic's Arm Colour being changed.

Someone should fucking do it himself instead of insisting others do his work for him.

Had they Not changed the arm colour, No one would have attacked me the way He had, followed by the warning spray of the pepper from my own fears and paranoia in self-defense. And I would have had no reason to Protest the way I have.

Truly, Chris is a victim of Segas irresponsible and evil decision to change a rodents arms.
Also, when you refer to your acts as being the result of paranoia, you are admitting that you are not mentally healthy and should be seeking professional help. Who am I kidding? It's just another instance of Chris using 'charged words' as a get-out-of-jail-free-card.
It's especially hilarious when you consider that Chris is trying to cover all angles by claiming paranoia and self-defense, as if he could alter the general perception of events retroactively.

This series of incidents definitely tops what's-his-name's whatever-he-did when they gave Sonic Green Irises for his eyes. THE green irises were an improvement; the Blue Arms are just plain Terrible and Horrific.

Well, at least he's aware they changed the design at some point and it caused a ruckus. But those protesting posers back then just didn't know it was actually an improvement.
How much you wanna bet it's only an improvement cause Chris happens to have one green eye, too?

 

[Sonitistic]

I think Chris thinks that Sega is going to be present at his trial in February. Maybe he even thinks that it will be Chris vs. Sega.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

But why should Sega care? It's like he was expecting the character design team to foresee his insane actions. "Wait a second, if we make the arms blue, might that cause one autistic guy to go into an increasing months-long rage triggered by sensory overload, ultimately causing him to attempt to protest the games in person at a number of shops we've never heard of, getting banned from a store, confronted by a member of staff and finally committing an act of assault? Might that then trigger a rampage of violent and threatening behaviour with a can of elderly pepper spray?"

 

[Coffee Overdose]

Chris probably doesn't hate the green eye thing because he says that one of his eyes is green quite often as a way of making himself feel special.

So I guess its an ok change if it reminds Chris of himself, but if its anything else its bad?

 

[twigsnshit]

I don't understand how Chris is stupid enough to think sega is connected to the man at gamestop. How is is comprehensive understanding of how retail works so low? While I might be expecting a lot from our autist, I don't think hoping he gets that gamestop is a company seperate from Sega is too big a jump.

 

[Clown Doll]

I don't think hoping he gets that gamestop is a company seperate from Sega is too big a jump.

If you stock Sonic Boom games with the blue arms, you're a "Blue-Arm promoter!" in Chris' eyes. In Chris' mind the blue arms is a literal war where everyone "aiding the enemy" is an enemy as well despite how low they're on the food chain.

Chris probably doesn't hate the green eye thing because he says that one of his eyes is green quite often as a way of making himself feel special.

I understand Chris in a way since the green irises has been a thing since 1998 so it's more of an established change, but mentioning it and approving of that makes Chris seem much more hypocritical than just leaving the mention out.

 

[Carbink]

I don't understand how Chris is stupid enough to think sega is connected to the man at gamestop. How is is comprehensive understanding of how retail works so low? While I might be expecting a lot from our autist, I don't think hoping he gets that gamestop is a company seperate from Sega is too big a jump.

In Sonichu, Chris portrayed the Jerkops who persecuted him at shopping centers as all working for Mary Lee Walsh. Does Chris think that the actual security guards were in cahoots with the real Mary Lee Walsh? I doubt it, but remember too that Chris is convinced that Snyder, Megan, and the Greene County educators worked together in some behind-the-scenes conspiracy to make his life miserable. Chris sees retail workers selling the game and he draws the conclusion that they're fingers on the end of Sega's disgusting blue arms.

 

[silky]

Apparently I don't pay enough attention to Sonic sperging - who the hell is what's-his-name and what is whatever-he-did over green eyes?

 

[24isthehighestnumber]

Apparently I don't pay enough attention to Sonic sperging - who the hell is what's-his-name and what is whatever-he-did over green eyes?

I think he's talking about Richard Kuta, a mostly defunct lolcow who had a protracted public tantrum about changes to the Sonic franchise. Also, dude wore diapers.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I don't understand how Chris is stupid enough to think sega is connected to the man at gamestop. How is is comprehensive understanding of how retail works so low? While I might be expecting a lot from our autist, I don't think hoping he gets that gamestop is a company seperate from Sega is too big a jump.

Chris has a very nebulous understanding of pretty much everything in the world. He thought Germany was near North Virginia, for instance. Learning how his games are made and sold is time that could be more usefully employed playing them, so I think in his head Sega and Gamestop are both part of the cloud labelled "People I Get Games From."

 

[Tenacious D]

No one would have attacked me the way He had, followed by the warning spray of the pepper from my own fears and paranoia in self-defense.

So that's it. He still doesn't see that he did anything wrong. By simply being nearby while Chris was in a bad mood, the GS employee "attacked" him (even though the video appears to show him moving away from Chris and the exit). He cannot acknowledge even the slightest possibility that he might have been in the wrong.

 

[champthom]

I'd say "Never change, Chris" but I don't need to as he actually will never change.

 

[Stud2Stud]

I'd say "Never change, Chris" but I don't need to as he actually will never change.

Nonsense. You can't say he's not changing while he's on a constant downward spiral of negative change.

"Improve" is what Chris will never do (at least at this rate).

 

[Commissar Kharn]

from my own... paranoia

Somehow I don't think Chris has seen the light in regards to how paranoid he really is.
With Catherine, he wasn't willing to see the truth, instead clinging to his obviously paranoid delusions regarding troll activity, yet as soon as it becomes a convenient way to excuse an assault...

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

He's gonna take this issue to the grave, isn't he? From now on it'll be nothing but "Blue arms" this and "Paranoia" that.

 

[QI 541]

Is there ever a time when Chris isn't the victim?