The man in the pickle suit tricked me once again
- May 20, 2013
I never even considered this. I don't see why Chris would bother to clean his clothes if he can't be fucked to shower regularly or do any other chores around the house. The smell he emits must be absolutely phenomenal, he's got to be smellable from a distance at this point.CalmMyTits said:I was just thinking... given Chris' tweets about Barb's holey ass and such, and what the other poster said about Chris smelling bad (animal urine is likely a contributing factor to that) this likely suggests that Barb doesn't wash Chris' dirty crapped briefs anymore. So Chris has to do this duty himself, and if what the other poster said is indeed true, then he is not even doing that, or doing it minimally (washing it in the sink, for example) which would not really make it clean especially as we know how lazy he is. So you have the miasma of shit, sweat, BO, grease, animal urine, and AXE mixed all together. Yeah, people would get sick from smelling that.
Chris really needs to learn that good hygiene is the most basic cornerstone of socialising. Nobody, absolutely fucking nobody, is going to go up to someone they can smell from 10 feet away and start up a conversation. You could be the most charismatic individual on the planet, but if you stink then people won't want to be around you. Even wild animals clean themselves.