Chris bought Duke Nukem Forever. -

[Bobby Boulders]

http://psnprofiles.com/Sonichu

What on Earth would possess him to buy it years after it had its (literal) 15 minutes of fame? Surely even HE knows how crappy it is.

 

[spaps]

I doubt he even knew what DNF was. He just bought it because it was a PS3 game, as usual.
Also, if you check his trophies, it looks like he got to the first Battlelord, ragequit because he couldn't beat him, then never played it again.
EDIT: I just clicked the link. He played it again? He actually had the game in his profile for a while. I remember seeing it when Spergcityzone was around.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I doubt he even knew what DNF was. He just bought it because it was a PS3 game, as usual.
Also, if you check his trophies, it looks like he got to the first Battlelord, ragequit because he couldn't beat him, then never played it again.

Considering how many games he doesn't even start I'm surprised he got that far.

 

[spaps]

Dear GodJesus, he beat the queen! I hope he likes the Titty City level.

 

[Male]

What on Earth would possess him to buy it years after it had its (literal) 15 minutes of fame?

Meeting the voice of Duke a few weeks ago? I'm sure the guy was all "HEY HAVE YOU PLAYED DUKE NUKE FOREVER?" And Chris said "No sir, but I will...just for you! " and so Chris went on a quest to play that piece of shit just because Duke said so.
I can see it now: Chris got to the part where he was supposed to draw something on the whiteboard, he drew...what else? Sonichu. All the solders showered him with praise saying "AW GOOD PLAN DUKE" and "THAT'S GENIUS"
Because that's what Chris needs: pointless, empty praise.

 

[Tim Buckley]

implying Chris has any idea about the deal with Duke Nukem Forever

 

[MysticMisty]

Chris has impulsed purchased tons of games, especially cheap ones. I also doubt he genuinely understands good games from bad ones so it's not like public opinion matters.

 

[Marvin]

What on Earth would possess him to buy it years after it had its (literal) 15 minutes of fame?

Meeting the voice of Duke a few weeks ago? I'm sure the guy was all "HEY HAVE YOU PLAYED DUKE NUKE FOREVER?" And Chris said "No sir, but I will...just for you! " and so Chris went on a quest to play that piece of shit just because Duke said so.
I can see it now: Chris got to the part where he was supposed to draw something on the whiteboard, he drew...what else? Sonichu. All the solders showered him with praise saying "AW GOOD PLAN DUKE" and "THAT'S GENIUS"
Because that's what Chris needs: pointless, empty praise.

He bought it awhile ago.

 

[Surtur]

He played it for the same reason i did when I was a kid, its a "big boy" game.

 

[sadmoon]

I'm always amazed at the many cynical theories people have abut Chris on here.

 

[InaudibleSlink]

Well allot of people complain Duke Nukem is a franchise stuck in the 90's and Chris himself would love to stay in the 90's so its seems like a pretty good match.

 

[Bridechu]

I'm guessing because the entire marketing strategy was "There's this super mega cool bro and also lots of tits!" Also because he probably sees it as a grown-up game.

 

[spaps]

I'm guessing because the entire marketing strategy was "There's this super mega cool bro and also lots of tits!" Also because he probably sees it as a grown-up game.

He just got to the strip club level, too.

 

[CatParty]

I'm guessing because the entire marketing strategy was "There's this super mega cool bro and also lots of tits!" Also because he probably sees it as a grown-up game.

He just got to the strip club level, too.

why can i see him staying there thinking it's the payoff to the game?

 

[spaps]

I'm guessing because the entire marketing strategy was "There's this super mega cool bro and also lots of tits!" Also because he probably sees it as a grown-up game.

He just got to the strip club level, too.

why can i see him staying there thinking it's the payoff to the game?

The point of the level is to find a condom, a bag of popcorn, and a vibrator so that you can have sex with one of the strippers.
The whole level is a dream, and Duke actually wakes up right before he has sex. Chris will be angry about that.

 

[CatParty]

The point of the level is to find a condom, a bag of popcorn, and a vibrator so that you can have sex with one of the strippers.
The whole level is a dream, and Duke actually wakes up right before he has sex. Chris will be angry about that.

if this was a couple years ago, we'd get an angry video...

 

[The Joker]

I'm guessing because the entire marketing strategy was "There's this super mega cool bro and also lots of tits!" Also because he probably sees it as a grown-up game.

He just got to the strip club level, too.

why can i see him staying there thinking it's the payoff to the game?

He could have bought it to prove that he is STRAIGHT! That sounds like something he would do.

 

[CatParty]

He could have bought it to prove that he is STRAIGHT! That sounds like something he would do.

hahaha it can be one of his hetero/masculine totems

 

[LM 697]

I doubt he even knew what DNF was. He just bought it because it was a PS3 game, as usual.
Also, if you check his trophies, it looks like he got to the first Battlelord, ragequit because he couldn't beat him, then never played it again.

Considering how many games he doesn't even start I'm surprised he got that far.

Yeah, it looks like Chris already had quite a few DNFs.

 

[spaps]

A thought just popped into my head. Does Chris have any Adult games? If he wants simulated boobs and china so much, he could just play one of those. Then again, they're be a lot of pickles too, so that'd be a turn-off.