Chris buys the new God of War game -

[antonio1234]

And he plays it for 6 hours straight on the first day. Wow! From 2 am till 8 AM. That's hardcore, man!
Remind me again why does Chris enjoys such a violent game. Why not call of duty or dark souls?

 

[Tubular Monkey]

He has no life and lives vicariously through pixels. While others prepare for work and progress in life, Chris will never have anything going on and must simply waste time until he dies.

 

[antonio1234]

He has no life and lives vicariously through pixels. While others prepare for work and progress in life, Chris will never have anything going on and must simply waste time until he dies.

You sound a bit jealous there. Gotta get up at 5 in the morning, right, big boy? The daily grind, man! Ever feel like sleeping in? well you can't, you can't afford it, but Chris can.

 

[Bgheff]

He has no life and lives vicariously through pixels. While others prepare for work and progress in life, Chris will never have anything going on and must simply waste time until he dies.

You sound a bit jealous there. Gotta get up at 5 in the morning, right, big boy? The daily grind, man! Ever feel like sleeping in? well you can't, you can't afford it, but Chris can.

Don't shitpost.

Chris has already stated he loves the God Of War series for the boobs and the fighting.

 

[homerbeoulve]

God of War. Pfft. The game was shit.

 

[captkrisma]

Chris buying the new GoW is akin to Chris buying anything Little Big Planet. I'd be surprised if he bought Bioshock Infinate...it's supposed to be amazing.

 

[Surtur]

I like the GoW games. Good mindless fun.

 

[CatParty]

chris playing vidya for hours non stop at stupid hours is really no big thing. it's all part of his lovequest to find a sweetheart to fix his "biological clock"

 

[EzioCanLeapofFaith]

He had always liked God of War because of the polygonated beeewwwbs.

In real life Chris is just some guy with manboobs and a buddah belly, unable to do anything meaningful, but on his PSTriple....he is the strong and manly Kratos, fearlessly fighting monsters and having sex with voluptuous women.

 

[Dig]

I wonder how disappointed he'll be when there isn't a sex mini-game.

 

[renomakicwc]

I wonder if there any boobs at all in this latest entry?

After all, the main reason he got the game in the beginning was for the sex. I'll never understand how he can handle all the brutal gore and stuff.

If there are no boobies in this game, will he be upset?

 

[Bob's Fries]

I wonder if there any boobs at all in this latest entry?

After all, the main reason he got the game in the beginning was for the sex. I'll never understand how he can handle all the brutal gore and stuff.

If there are no boobies in this game, will he be upset?

Chris: "C'mon... Bewbs. Bewbs. Sexey ladies..."

-Game Ends with no Boobs and Sex Scenes/Games-

Chris: *tardrages as he screams* "OH! C'mon! I wasted money for this!"

Snorlax: Chris! What's that racket up there? I'm trying to sleep!

Chris: "Ah... Uh... Nothing, Ma!"

 

[Dig]

I wonder if there any boobs at all in this latest entry?

After all, the main reason he got the game in the beginning was for the sex. I'll never understand how he can handle all the brutal gore and stuff.

If there are no boobies in this game, will he be upset?

There's a decent amount of boob in one part of the game. Buuuut...it's not what you'd expect. Turns out that it's an illusion. So, no sex mini-game and the boobs are short-lived. The only other part that shows full boob is when one of the main villains lets a bunch of insects crawl out of holes in her breasts.

So if Chris is expecting something sexy, he's got another thing coming.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

They're well made, the combat's got a good range from casual to more skillful on the higher difficulties and unlike some, I really like the puzzles. I haven't got round to ascension yet as the 3rd left me a little cold. Personally I feel they should have let the series rest for a bit longer.

I also feel we place a little too much importance in what games Chris does or doesn't buy, games like God of war and LittleBigPlanet sell in their millions so it's not really that big a deal if Chris owns a copy. But to be fair we can deduce a lot about Chris' state of mind by looking at stuff he's created in games that allow it. If it's something genuinely eyebrow raising like a dating game or one of those weird Japanese rape games then fair enough, we can get some discussion out of that.

Overall the only things that really bug me about his vidya habits are the way he buys shit for the sake of buying it and how he thinks playing Guitar hero is akin to playing an actual musical instrument.

 

[CatParty]

They're well made, the combat's got a good range from casual to more skillful on the higher difficulties and unlike some, I really like the puzzles. I haven't got round to ascension yet as the 3rd left me a little cold. Personally I feel they should have let the series rest for a bit longer.

I also feel we place a little too much importance in what games Chris does or doesn't buy, games like God of war and LittleBigPlanet sell in their millions so it's not really that big a deal if Chris owns a copy. But to be fair we can deduce a lot about Chris' state of mind by looking at stuff he's created in games that allow it. If it's something genuinely eyebrow raising like a dating game or one of those weird Japanese rape games then fair enough, we can get some discussion out of that.

Overall the only things that really bug me about his vidya habits are the way he buys shit for the sake of buying it and how he thinks playing Guitar hero is akin to playing an actual musical instrument.

or exercise

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

And he plays it for 6 hours straight on the first day. Wow! From 2 am till 8 AM. That's hardcore, man!
Remind me again why does Chris enjoys such a violent game. Why not call of duty or dark souls?

He never seemed to care for shooters. Maybe because they historically seem to be more of a PC style of game.

Dark Souls, on the other hand, is both too difficult and its atmosphere is too grim/morose for him to like. He can play God of War because it's all just cartoony gore, Kratos is a way-past-cool badass for Chris to imagine himself as.

 

[Golly]

or exercise

He has to STAND UP!

 

[BillRiley]

The games he seems most attached to feature Sonic. A close second are games in which he can either re-create his imaginary fantasy safe place or customize with his sonichu crap.

 

[LordCustos3]

There's a decent amount of boob in one part of the game. Buuuut...it's not what you'd expect. Turns out that it's an illusion. So, no sex mini-game and the boobs are short-lived. The only other part that shows full boob is when one of the main villains lets a bunch of insects crawl out of holes in her breasts.

Wait...Whut!?

When did Sony hire Yoshiaki Kawajiri to do storyboards for their vidya games?

 

[antonio1234]

why doesn't Chris play world of warcraft? i thought it was his thing