Chris-Ch­an Expression Guessing Game -

[BillRiley]

This is kind of an extension from another thread. As is fairly well known, Chr­is-Chan has trouble both recognizing and displaying facial expressions. (A problem common with da 'tism.) Here's a few vidcaps of Chris. See if you can interpret these expressions.

For example - what is Chris trying to convey with this one?

Concentration? Uncertainty? Heart Attack? Who knows! Okay, here's a bunch more. Have at 'em!

#1

#2

#3

#4

#5

#6

 

[CatParty]

1-6=rape

 

[Dig]

I wouldn't say rape as much as coming to the conclusion of rape.

 

[regularjohn]

the conclusion of six rapes.

 

[Snorlaxative]

1-6 I say autism with a dash of crapped briefs/tomgirl thong revalation

 

[Something Vague]

I'm too autistic to understand facial expressions.

 

[spaps]

#3

FGSFDS

 

[Horse Boots]

The #1 picture reminds me of this guy I went to elementary/middle school with. He would make that face if you pissed him off. He had some sort of mental disorder, although I never did learn what it was. The kids all made fun of him a lot for wearing this fishing vest to school every day, and he always sat in his dad's classroom (his dad taught at the school) after school was over and played Super Smash Bros. Melee alone. He did weird drawings of stuff, and he thought he had these electric manipulation powers (he would take pictures of himself and photoshop electric orbs into them). I'm not at the school anymore, but last I heard the class elected him as Prom King and the class hot girl as Prom Queen as some big joke. Oh, and his mom died when we were in fourth or fifth grade. Now that I'm typing all this out, I realize he could possibly turn out like Chris... fortunately for him I think his father is a better parent than Borb ever was, so that probably won't happen.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Eaxmple pic: Who's that elderly lady?.... Oh wait, it's a Tomgirl.

1. skepticism/anger

2. crossdressing Osama bin Laden

3. enraged crossdressing Osama bin Laden

4. Atsimu

5. orgasm

6. flirty

 

[CatParty]

#4 is "honor roll"

 

[Male]

#4

 

[Null]

I've never seen this. Source?

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

1 - pissed off
2 - showing interest
3 - expounding some profound point (probably something from Sonic Sez)
4 - deceit (it also shows something about his intelligence, as CatParty noted)
5 - TARDRAGE!
6 - Is that the face babies make when they have gas?

 

[93Aiwass]

#5

I would say that this one conveys the fact that he has a fish and is offering people the opportunity to make a wish.

 

[Bugaboo]

Even though I have da 'tism I can make normal facial expressions socially so I have no idea what the hell is happening here.
These might be the result of attempting to force an expression and imitating cartoon's over the top expressions while he does it.
Except 4
4's just stupid as shit.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

#3

Stroke victim

 

[Bugaboo]

#3

Stroke victim

Left side: Saw a spider on the wall
Right side: Two face

 

[Male]

#5

I like how his pair of glasses is tied around his neck, makes me wonder if Chris had a habit of losing his glasses.

 

[PopOfColor]

#6 sassy lady

 

[Chikinballs]

Left side: Saw a spider on the wall
Right side: Two face

There is a school of thought that each side of the face shows its own emotion, and looking at each side independently will better help you understand a persons emotion in a picture. I shall try it with these pics now!

Ok, one pic in and i am calling this a fail. One side looks angry, one side looks happy. That is like dividing by zero.

Pic 2 is anger and confrontation

Pic 3 is shock and sadness

Pic 4 is fuck and tardedness

Pic 5 is joy on both sides

Pic six is incredulous and misery

You guys try it, see if you think the same things or not.

1-6=rape

it is never "if", it is only "how"