Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History -

Larry Vaughn

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I used to watch these religiously, but just sort of lost interest a little after Chris troons out and haven't seen it since then. Does the entertainment value ever pick back up? The last I saw it seemed like mostly some petty facebook and eBay drama. I'd be willing to overlook the narrator's delusion that Chris is a woman if things just got interesting again...
The doopie saga is starting. I would say that you then get into the Idea Guys, Sockness, Praetor, and people like Kawaiisandbag, which depending on how you feel about those, it could liven things up.
 

Truthboi

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The doopie saga is starting. I would say that you then get into the Idea Guys, Sockness, Praetor, and people like Kawaiisandbag, which depending on how you feel about those, it could liven things up.
Don't forget the Brony blocking saga and Chris' temper tantrums over new MLP content

(Seriously that shit is probably the funniest shit from Chris constant begging to be unblocked persisting how he learned from his past to saying Hasbro is causing the apocalypse by making a new MLP show)
 

Larry Vaughn

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Don't forget the Brony blocking saga and Chris' temper tantrums over new MLP content

(Seriously that shit is probably the funniest shit from Chris constant begging to be unblocked persisting how he learned from his past to saying Hasbro is causing the apocalypse by making a new MLP show)
Yeah. I wonder if it would be the blarms saga repeated.
 

Argh My Cigar

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The only way a Chris reaction would be any fun would be if you put his face in a little porthole window in the corner and muted his mic. Make him express his displeasure with his facial expressions alone.
So something like this?
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Argh My Cigar

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I just realized the more I've watched this series, the more I've become unsensitive to Chris's shenanigans.
I know right? What outright shocked and disturbed me as a very naive 15 year old back in 2007 now just makes me go "Yup, that's a thing he did." I think it also has a lot to do with how the internet's changed and the amount of retards doing stupid shit multiplied tenfold. If Chris was discovered ten years later he wouldn't have had as much of an impact, if at all.
 

Cash Pope

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I just got all caught up and I definitely think it's hit a rough patch, but Geno's dedication to being thorough really gives a lot of payoff when a crazy new saga starts. So many crazy things with Chris seem out of nowhere but actually had clear precedence. I started it around the time episode 50 dropped and I am looking forward to the Doopie Saga starting in the next one.

I know right? What outright shocked and disturbed me as a very naive 15 year old back in 2007 now just makes me go "Yup, that's a thing he did." I think it also has a lot to do with how the internet's changed and the amount of retards doing stupid shit multiplied tenfold. If Chris was discovered ten years later he wouldn't have had as much of an impact, if at all.
That's so true, I remember how beyond the pale crap like SheCameForCWC was, but now it's quite tame compared to revenge porn and the like. All the incel shit with him was the same way, and now it's almost quaint compared to the larger incel ideology. If he was discovered even five years later it wouldn't have had such an impact, Sonichu would've been just one of countless cringey ass things found on Deviantart and / or Tumblr and probably wouldn't stand out enough to be singled out by trolls. It's crazy to think he hosted it all on his own website, that's not really a common thing anymore. Chris really is a microcosm of internet history
 

Alpha Kennybody

Previously Tiger Tanaka
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im bored of it now. It's not because Geno's quality has dipped, but because without the troll wars, we're down to:

I spweak in an itty bitty voice. Yippie Doo!
Buy my garbage! Please buy my garbage! I've never had to work for anything in my life so I have no idea the value of something.
Christine looking like a walrus in 1980s Brooklyn prostitute clothes

Bring on the fucking idea guys. Spare me this spastic's purgatory.
 

Mariposa Electrique

In 2021, Shit will hit the fan 4 Chris
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Chris approves of anything that gives him attention
I'm sure that Geno's cringe worthy LGBTXYZ mafia asspats butter Chris's corn.

I found the ebegging to be boring in this episode but the Doopie stuff was hilarious in how desperate Chris is and I also found the part where he screamed at his Cat to be amusing.

It's a miracle that Geno didn't revise history to say, "Doopie accepted Christine's advances to be in a monogamous lesbian relationship. That night, they bumped clits until a magical rainbow that smelled like something you would squeeze out of a dog's anal sac appeared. Then everyone stood up and clapped and Chris received the 5th annual Caitlyn Jenner Vehicular Manslaughter Award for Courage & Excellence!"
 
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