Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History -

[Hassa_Bussa]

It's always been an uncomfortable struggle for me to listen to Chris (especially his singing, which I refuse to listen to), but he has definitely gotten worse as he's gotten older and his disconnect from reality and the outside world has gotten greater. Its definitely far beyond the common awkward speech patterns Autistic people can get. I think much of it can be owed to Chris spending much of his life shut in his house with his elderly parents, away from any kind of social life, with only his cartoons and video games to keep him company, but I don't think that's the entire reason. I've always believed that Chris has some underlying mental issues besides his Autism Spectrum Disorder that have gone diagnosed, and I think those issues could be another contributing factor towards his awkward speech.

In my opinion the reason hearing him speak has become annoying is Chris putting on that high pitched voice to try and sound girly, which he absolutely fails at. His voice keeps switching from high pitched to normal CWC voice because he can’t be consistent with it. I don’t even mind most troons but Chris absolutely disgusts me especially because how bad he is at it.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Chris' Church didn't think he was a Nazi. They thought he was an insensitive dipshit for wearing pony trash and skipping around the church like a toddler on Angel Dust while everyone else was coping with the tragedy that had just recently happened in Charlottesville. It was Chris' Autism-muddled brain that got MLP confused with "Nazi" because he couldn't wrap his head around why people were upset with him. Maybe someone approached him and said "How can you be wearing something like that after what just happened? Are you some Nazi trying to make fun of the situation?" and that's what got Chris' circuits crossed, but regardless it was just another situation that Chris was completely clueless about.

The note said "Nazi jesters" which I took Chris to mean "Nazi gestures" since he was trying to remember while high on Valium and well being stupid.

If you remember at the time, he had this thing he'd do with his right arm where he would ball up a fist and throw it over his shoulder as some sort of autistic trans power fist. He started doing it a lot whenever someone (a girl) would say something Chris would agree with. "Right on sister!"

He would definitely be doing that in church at the end of anything he heard that he liked. While not totally a Nazi gesture, given a bunch of troons think battalions of Nazis just showed up to come kill them, I could see them taking a less than favorable tact with Chris doing that.

 

[Joe Cool]

Bob was actually right, Chris could've used Sonichu to educate people about Autism and he may even have been able to make a bit of money in the process with public speaking (schools and such). That he was so dismissive of the idea really speaks a lot of his character and general intelligence.

 

[The Dude]

The note said "Nazi jesters" which I took Chris to mean "Nazi gestures" since he was trying to remember while high on Valium and well being stupid.

If you remember at the time, he had this thing he'd do with his right arm where he would ball up a fist and throw it over his shoulder as some sort of autistic trans power fist. He started doing it a lot whenever someone (a girl) would say something Chris would agree with. "Right on sister!"

He would definitely be doing that in church at the end of anything he heard that he liked. While not totally a Nazi gesture, given a bunch of troons think battalions of Nazis just showed up to come kill them, I could see them taking a less than favorable tact with Chris doing that.

Could well be. Either way, it all boils down to Chris being incapable of understanding very simple concepts that any normal person would understand instantly. Of course, no normal person would have ever gone to church dressed like a clown in pony cosplay to begin with, especially after a local traumatic event recently happened, because they would have understood how insensitive, disrespectful, and sacrilegious it would be to do so.

 

[Lyra Plushie]

Listening to Sorbet's "meows" was heartbreaking.

 

[Clarence]

Bob was actually right, Chris could've used Sonichu to educate people about Autism and he may even have been able to make a bit of money in the process with public speaking (schools and such). That he was so dismissive of the idea really speaks a lot of his character and general intelligence.

I could see it, at least as an online thing. If he went around speaking at schools I feel like nintendo/sega would send out a letter or two.
If he came up with something original, even if it was a low effort fursona like McGruff the crime dog, Chris really coulda had something.

Of course does that mean he wouldve if the classic era trolls never got to him?
Ehhhh from what I gather from his early life probably not. He didnt seem to be going anywhere.

But then again given todays internet culture, if he was discovered later and the comics actually had a message -it might have worked out.
Think that "my dad thinks im a boy" comic. Even if it was wack people might follow it.

If Chris was smart he'd make an Autism Awareness puppet show on youtube. If it was half okay and some moms circulated it around facebook he'd be golden.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

If Chris was smart he'd make an Autism Awareness puppet show on youtube. If it was half okay and some moms circulated it around facebook he'd be golden.

The closest thing that came to it was LBP Autism Tutorial. It was okay, but you can tell it needed to be more polished.

 

[cuevasen]

Chris' Church didn't think he was a Nazi. They thought he was an insensitive dipshit for wearing pony trash and skipping around the church like a toddler on Angel Dust while everyone else was coping with the tragedy that had just recently happened in Charlottesville. It was Chris' Autism-muddled brain that got MLP confused with "Nazi" because he couldn't wrap his head around why people were upset with him. Maybe someone approached him and said "How can you be wearing something like that after what just happened? Are you some Nazi trying to make fun of the situation?" and that's what got Chris' circuits crossed, but regardless it was just another situation that Chris was completely clueless about.

In the letter Chris sent to whomever voice actress that was he did mentioned being touched and supportive of a female friend who was sensitive about the whole Charlotesville situation. I might be wondering if that was Rocky, another Gal Pal or just some figment of his imagination.

Is it just me or does Chris get harder and harder to listen to? While he always was an autistic man baby I feel like the newer the recording of it is the more he seems to "mimick" random things from the internet in an off-putting way.

Listen to his newest paid birthday video and you'll notice just how low he is on this subject. He seems to only speak in onomatopoeia half the time.

Bob was actually right, Chris could've used Sonichu to educate people about Autism and he may even have been able to make a bit of money in the process with public speaking (schools and such). That he was so dismissive of the idea really speaks a lot of his character and general intelligence.

Well, Chris and Sonichu are a gruesome symbol of what NOT to do while being autistic... So there's that.

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Another subject that came to mind in this episode is the "Magical Man" one. He appeared in the flesh on this Jekyll and Hyde-esque sketch but I remember him being the camera man on more than one occasion - "Christian Love Day", "PS3 Tutorial For My Fans".

On the CWCki is revealed that Emily @LoveYouLongTime is the bridge between the both but I'm sure she won't disclose his identity since the guy is already married and probably very well over all this shit. But he seemed like a genuinely friendly person.

 

[taintmisbehavin]

Usually I have nothing but sympathy for women that have the misfortune of drawing Chris’ attention. However, the Doopie and Lady bitch brigade just rubs me the wrong way because you know their Twitter feeds are probably nothing but gender spergery and how you have to be nice to them because they are disabled (defined as “neuro atypical” or “PCOS.”) Of course when they don’t like someone, they don’t have to give that person the same consideration. I don’t often defend our fat autistic tranny, but in this case I will.

Chris remains King of the Cunts though because of his uppity attitude towards Bob’s letter. His father had somewhat of a solid business plan (well, comparatively), and he was a better artist to boot.

 

[Das Fladermaus]

Usually I have nothing but sympathy for women that have the misfortune of drawing Chris’ attention. However, the Doopie and Lady bitch brigade just rubs me the wrong way because you know their Twitter feeds are probably nothing but gender spergery and how you have to be nice to them because they are disabled (defined as “neuro atypical” or “PCOS.”) Of course when they don’t like someone, they don’t have to give that person the same consideration. I don’t often defend our fat autistic tranny, but in this case I will.

Chris remains King of the Cunts though because of his uppity attitude towards Bob’s letter. His father had somewhat of a solid business plan (well, comparatively), and he was a better artist to boot.

I had the exact same reaction about these twitter cunts. They see they have like 10 followers and think they can boss everyone around. It was really distasteful.

 

[Uncle Meat]

I think Chris should go to elementary schools now and do assemblies on how you can be whatever gender you want because the merge is coming. He could sing a few songs, do a fashion show, rant about trolls, draw some dirty pictures of his gal pals and demonstrate the hedgehog protective cocoon if any of the parents or teachers object.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I think Chris should go to elementary schools now and do assemblies on how you can be whatever gender you want because the merge is coming.

Or warn of the teachers that might pin down kids and record their screams.

 

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

Reaction seems to be a little mixed overall to the latest episode and the series continuing in general, but I thought this one was almost non-stop hits. I agreed with most people on here thinking that there wouldn't be much entertainment from a bunch of twitter threads, but chris scolding a voice actress, telling her that 'You'd better not let *random 1930's actress* her you saying that people shouldn't call you darling' Is 100% what I'm here for. In the same episode there's also:

- 'I had to take Valium because I was told my unicorn horn was making people sympathize with Nazis'
- 'I can't wait for everyone in the world to hear me sing Total Eclipse of the Heart when there's a total eclipse' *No total eclipse happens*
- 'I'm not one of those [Hamburgler noise]-etards from Planet Dolan'
- '2017 was such a bad year, my father died and also Michael Snyder forced me to hit him with my car'
- 'I remember my dad using this old word processor to write me a heartfelt letter. I used it too to make a list of my favorite video games'
- Bob (deceased): *Writes a letter trying to give Chris advice on his own terms, saying that he and Sonichu need a quested purpose*
Chris: 'Pfft! Get a load of this moron; he doesn't even know Sonichu already has a quested purpose. Idiot!'

I really can't get enough of just little bizarre sentences like these, wherever they're from, and Chris sure does say a lot of them. Personally, I'm glad Geno compiles them in this format because I wouldn't go hunt them down myself.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Reaction seems to be a little mixed overall to the latest episode and the series continuing in general, but I thought this one was almost non-stop hits. I agreed with most people on here thinking that there wouldn't be much entertainment from a bunch of twitter threads, but chris scolding a voice actress, telling her that 'You'd better not let *random 1930's actress* her you saying that people shouldn't call you darling' Is 100% what I'm here for. In the same episode there's also:

- 'I had to take Valium because I was told my unicorn horn was making people sympathize with Nazis'
- 'I can't wait for everyone in the world to hear me sing Total Eclipse of the Heart when there's a total eclipse' *No total eclipse happens*
- 'I'm not one of those [Hamburgler noise]-etards from Planet Dolan'
- '2017 was such a bad year, my father died and also Michael Snyder forced me to hit him with my car'
- 'I remember my dad using this old word processor to write me a heartfelt letter. I used it too to make a list of my favorite video games'
- Bob (deceased): *Writes a letter trying to give Chris advice on his own terms, saying that he and Sonichu need a quested purpose*
Chris: 'Pfft! Get a load of this moron; he doesn't even know Sonichu already has a quested purpose. Idiot!'

I really can't get enough of just little bizarre sentences like these, wherever they're from, and Chris sure does say a lot of them. Personally, I'm glad Geno compiles them in this format because I wouldn't go hunt them down myself.

It's pretty much 10 + years of Chris' autism and ego manifesting into his current "rationale"

 

[Muu]

That boring interview was waste but I totally forgot about that guy in the video. Wonder what he's doing now.

 

[JuanButNotForgotten]

However, so much of this episode is just a reading out of gibberish Chris has typed into Twitter.

You're putting it like it's been otherwise for the last 20 episodes or something.

Bob was actually right, Chris could've used Sonichu to educate people about Autism and he may even have been able to make a bit of money in the process with public speaking (schools and such). That he was so dismissive of the idea really speaks a lot of his character and general intelligence.

Yeah, showing not so autistic grown man drawing doodles about original OCs do nut steal instead of, I don't know, him holding a job or having a family would really improve autists' image. I mean, despite many people thinking that Chris was doomed from the start because of his crippling autism, that's simply not true. Go look for videos with low-functioning autists and you will notice the difference. But I agree, Chris should be shown - to the parents of autistic children, so they would have perfect idea of what their child is going to become if they aren't going to treat their condition with all seriousness.

 

[gamergirlbathsalts]

The letter from Chris’s dad was pretty sad. He really had hopes for Chris Chan.

 

[AmazingEagle]

Listening to Sorbet's "meows" was heartbreaking.

It sounds like he's being choked to death by Chris.

 

[The Dude]

It sounds like he's being choked to death by Chris.

Poor Sorbet was miserable and in pain after getting hit by that car. He had no quality of life to speak of for the rest of his short life and it would have been much more humane to have put him to sleep. But the Chandlers let him suffer because they were too selfish to do the right thing. They're horrible pet owners.

 

[AmazingEagle]

But the Chandlers let him suffer because they were too selfish to do the right thing. They're horrible pet owners.

It was obvious from the beginning that the Chandlers are horrible pet owners, remember that video where Chris held up one of his cats in his room and it was hissing at him?