Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History -

[The Dude]

It was obvious from the beginning that the Chandlers are horrible pet owners, remember that video where Chris held up one of his cats in his room and it was hissing at him?

Oh, I know. And the likelihood that Chris stole kittens from a stray cat in their backyard because he wanted a new kitten. They never should have been allowed to own pets. It's just that the Sorbet situation is particularly horrible. I can't stand animal neglect, and I know I'm not alone here on that.

 

[AmazingEagle]

Oh, I know. And the likelihood that Chris stole kittens from a stray cat in their backyard because he wanted a new kitten. They never should have been allowed to own pets. It's just that the Sorbet situation is particularly horrible. I can't stand animal neglect, and I know I'm not alone here on that.

I wouldn't even trust Chris and Barb with a goldfish, let alone a cat.

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris was expecting that the upcoming video is about the idea guys and how poor miserable he is, turns out it's about how oblivious and insensitive he is

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Poor Sorbet was miserable and in pain after getting hit by that car. He had no quality of life to speak of for the rest of his short life and it would have been much more humane to have put him to sleep. But the Chandlers let him suffer because they were too selfish to do the right thing. They're horrible pet owners.

Euthanasia would've been extreme for Sorbet's case if he could still get around on his own and show interest in eating.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Euthanasia would've been extreme for Sorbet's case if he could still get around on his own and show interest in eating.

But it should be used on Chris in gas form.

 

[Mr. 0]

But it should be used on Chris in gas form.

Nah fuck that shit he gassed all those innocent people at Anytime Fitness

The best form of euthanasia for Chris is firing squad. And the riflemen all wearing pickle suits.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Nah fuck that shit he gassed all those innocent people at Anytime Fitness

The best form of euthanasia for Chris is firing squad. And the riflemen all wearing pickle suits.

Reality is all the punishment he needs. That, and occasionally getting slapped in the face with a pickle.