Chris Chan Bi-Sexual? - Ruckersville Foodlion Worker's Account of Chris

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Do you believe that Chris Chan could be bi-sexual?

  • Yes

    Votes: 5 33.3%
  • No

    Votes: 10 66.7%

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OptimusIsStraight

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I know this is rather untrustworthy, many people will immediately believe that a "heard it from a friend" story told by a new user is complete bullshit, and I can understand if you don't believe my post, I'm unsure of it myself. But this information I got may bring into question Chris Chan's confused sexuality even further.

An online friend that I've known for years jokingly told me he plans to quit his job. I asked him where he worked, and he said "Foodlion". I knew he lived in Virginia, but I was unaware of what part. Keep in mind, in Chris' videos showcasing his neighborhood, he mentions the Ruckersville Foodlion as where he gets his groceries.

He said, and I quote exactly, "I was stocking shelves and listening to music cause it was a slow day and I felt something hit my shoulder and I looked up and he said hey cutie and I almost gagged". Keep in mind my friend is a straight young adult male that in no way resembles a woman. He states he has something like a crew cut, a VERY male haircut.

When I said that was no reason to quit, he continued by saying "...on Halloween me and [a friend] were some of the only people left in the store ... and he came in dressed in a furry suit and a see through skirt" "He pulled it from under his skirt and me and [my friend] were told to burn it"

He then continued to say that he looked him up on Facebook, and said "Apparently this guy is a gay/lesbian/tranny and even has a damn movie about him...And a wiki page"

He then, to my total surprise, linked my to Christian Weston Chandler. As a bystander Christorian, I was shocked, and began prying for more info. Why would Chris hit on a guy? Is he truly bi-sexual, as many Christorians have believed? Is Chris still sexually confused and conflicted, and refuses to be truly "gay" in the eyes of his "fans"?

I showed him numerous pictures of Christine to confirm that's who he saw, he said "110%". He said that Chris was "wearing pink yoga pants and uh a hello kitty jacket". Without me showing him any Chris videos, he also identified his voice accurately as "whiny and raspy".

He continued by stating "Well me and [my friend] along with 3 other people were working Halloween we were both dressed up he was a red ranger and I was a grimm reaper and he came in dressed up as a pink fox and he came back with some stuff I think it was like cheetos and then he pulled out 20 bucks from under the suit"

Does Chris also have a fursuit? Is this new information, or is this an incorrect account? I can't tell, all I can do is take his word for it. I've shown him the documentary, as well as the "Down the Rabbit Hole" video by Fredrik Knudsen. What do you guys think about this account? Does it add up? Can we truly take Chris' internet portrayal and persona as fact against these countering statements?

I asked my friend, if he could, to take a picture of Chris next time he sees him. He's only seen Chris twice, each account being both of those instances.
 

Johnny Bravo

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He continued by stating "Well me and [my friend] along with 3 other people were working Halloween we were both dressed up he was a red ranger and I was a grimm reaper and he came in dressed up as a pink fox and he came back with some stuff I think it was like cheetos and then he pulled out 20 bucks from under the suit"

Chris would dress as a My Little Pony not a pink fox. Fake and gay.
 
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Are these not the words of a proud and glorious heterosexual?
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OptimusIsStraight

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Believe me guys, I'm just as skeptical as you are. I would show the messages between myself and my friend but he said he wants no personal info released about him outside of his workplace. I decided to post it now, prior to any evidence, to establish the potential situation in case he can get evidence for me.

And I apologies if his quoted texts comes off as weird or immature or anything, it was casual facebook text chat, no professional typing.

And @The Queen of Trash , I don't understand how or why this thread would be locked unless the admins here don't have open minds in this situation and refuse to accept any new information. I'm not too familiar with the admins, but I hope this is unlikely.
 

Johnny Bravo

Bravokin
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Believe me guys, I'm just as skeptical as you are. I would show the messages between myself and my friend but he said he wants no personal info released about him outside of his workplace. I decided to post it now, prior to any evidence, to establish the potential situation in case he can get evidence for me.

And I apologies if his quoted texts comes off as weird or immature or anything, it was casual facebook text chat, no professional typing.

And @The Queen of Trash , I don't understand how or why this thread would be locked unless the admins here don't have open minds in this situation and refuse to accept any new information. I'm not too familiar with the admins, but I hope this is unlikely.

Take a screenshot, open it in MS Paint, and put black bars over your friend's name. Don't be stupid.
 
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