Chris Chan Catch Up Thread -

[Rotciv Iilems]

Need a quick briefing on the 2019 Chris Chan climate. Need to get back into the Chris Chan spectacle.

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

CWCki is your friend.

 

[I Exist]

The CWCki exists...

 

[RogerSpanderbilt]

Head to the CWCki, read for an hour, wish you hadn't, participate in relevant and important threads.

 

[The Fresno Nightcrawler]

chris is now a trans woman, craves cock, is married to magichan and mew two, is mere months away from being raped by an obese wizard named sockness, believes he’s a commodore-64 themed goddess, and that the cartoon world is going to merge with earth any day now.

 

[JULAY]

CWCki

sonichu.com

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

@Marvin keeps that shit running for a reason.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Turns out Chris was an elaborate hoax perpetrated by h3h3 production before they were well known in the internet. They were caught trying to street race Zoe Quinn. Chris doesn’t actually live in Virginia but in California with Boyd Rice and is a pornstar named Donnie Pryzdial. He’s openly gay and married to a black man who he farts in the face of daily. He wants this site taken down so runs a DDOS sometimes and has even reported it to the government.

Hope that helps, stay safe.

 

[Frank D'arbo]

He still believes in a Dimensional Merge and another fat autist wants to fuck him

 

[Mr. 0]

barb is dead

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

How lazy are you that you can't read his fucking wiki and want us to break it down for you?!

 

[Quijibo69]

Read threads you moron, like everyone else.

 

[catpin]

Chris died.

 

[Quixotic Son]

Chris died.

He shat himself inside out

 

[Philosophy Phil]

Chris has died sadly, his remains were found in a pile of scat filled diapers in the home of Jacob Sockness. Coroners revealed that the cause of death was suffocation, it would seem that Chris' head was inserted directly into Jacob's anus, and then post suffocation was pulverized. No charges were brought up against Sockness, as Jacob is a protected citizen.

I can't believe you missed out on this, Kiwifarms was talking about it for literal minutes.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

How lazy are you that you can't read his fucking wiki and want us to break it down for you?!

You dun goofed, OP (who is also a faggot.)

This dude rarely bitches at anyone. Well done.

 

[naught]

You should feel bad for making this redundant thread.

 

[Troonos]

There's a whole wiki and hundreds of forum posts that can get you caught up. But hey, great post, OP. This was totally worth my click.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

LOL, does it actually matter. The highlights of the year are Chris playing pretend and being photographed sitting alone at Bronycon while people (myself included) yell Julaaay!

 

[nekrataal]

Chris killed an anon from 4chan with his powers.