Chris-chan Neptunia headcanon Q&A thread - I'll try to parse Chris' crazy concerning this fandom for the curious in this thread

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

As long as the cartoon titties are big enough, Chris probably doesn't care what colour they are. As long as they're not black.

 

[Male Idiot]

As long as the cartoon titties are big enough, Chris probably doesn't care what colour they are. As long as they're not black.

I wonder if he'll ever have a chimpout due to his new LGBT circles getting him into close contact with the "dreaded blakies" .

 

[Nisse Hult]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-11-13-chris-is-no-longer-possessed-by-an-anime-girl.36433/

What does it mean, @GethN7?

 

[GethN7]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-11-13-chris-is-no-longer-possessed-by-an-anime-girl.36433/

What does it mean, @GethN7?

Holy shit, that :autism:, but here goes with me TRYING to make sense of it.

According to the lore of Megadimension VII, Uzume Tennouboshi and Kurome Ankokuboshi are two halves of the same being. In the case, the personification of the Sega Dreamcast, with the former represent its potential and the latter its failure.

In the best ending of MDM VII, Kurome is defeated, and Uzume manages to reabsorb Kurome into herself, while the former as the dominant of the two, thus preventing further damage to reality by the latter and rendering them one gestalt being like they were before the split in the backstory.

Chris has apparently read up on this and has rendered his own butchered, bastardized retelling, only tacking on some other nonsense to tie it into his real life insanity.

According to ACTUAL canon, this changes jack shit aside from the fact Uzume's Hyde counterpart to her Jekyll is no longer running around doing evil shit, but that's IT.

The rest is just Chris going further off the deep end.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Hats off to you for having the most amazing autism - English encyclopedic knowledge, @GethN7 . Literally none of what Chris wrote made any sense at all.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Other than Rare Replay, there is no reason to buy an Xbox One, since all the games are on other systems, or PC.

You act like he has money.

You have no idea how right you are.

This isnt an official one is it?

 

[GethN7]

You act like he has money.


This isnt an official one is it?

It's made by Broccoli, a company that has their own character in Hyperdimension Neptunia (by their explicit permission) and which serves as a product manufacturer for Idea Factory, so yes, they are official.

 

[everythingisawkward999]

I see quite a lot of weeaboos here.

 

[scared sheep]

...and Chris feels an affinity for this because it legitimizes his old dark Christopher personality, maybe?

Perhaps. For example, Plutia is usually sleepy and lazy, enjoying plushies and playing but when she become Iris Heart, she’s a sexual sadist. However, her sadistic tendencies do reveal themselves in her normal personality as well. Rei Ryghts is normally a doormat and stammers a lot (relatable) but in her CPU form, she’s wild for power. Unlike Plutia, this never shows in her normal form. So there are multiple different ways to look at it.

I see quite a lot of weeaboos here.

Well duh. When you mention HDN, we come in spades. It’s like a dog whistle.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

@scared sheep you gotta learn not to double (and triple) post. Edit your posts to add more info if you need to. Lurk more before blarting everywhere.

 

[The Fool]

Perhaps. For example, Plutia is usually sleepy and lazy, enjoying plushies and playing but when she become Iris Heart, she’s a sexual sadist. However, her sadistic tendencies do reveal themselves in her normal personality as well. Rei Ryghts is normally a doormat and stammers a lot (relatable) but in her CPU form, she’s wild for power. Unlike Plutia, this never shows in her normal form. So there are multiple different ways to look at it.

ok

 

[Tard]

Wait so I keep hearing this game is based off of the console wars and each girl is a console, so which console is Chris's otherkin?

 

[Keine]

Wait so I keep hearing this game is based off of the console wars and each girl is a console, so which console is Chris's otherkin?

Uzume is based off the Sega Dreamcast. Neptune herself was based off scrapped Sega console, the Sega Neptune, which was basically going to be a Genesis/32X/Sega CD all in one but canceled because nobody was going to care when the Saturn was right around the corner.

 

[Marvin]

Uzume is based off the Sega Dreamcast. Neptune herself was based off scrapped Sega console, the Sega Neptune, which was basically going to be a Genesis/32X/Sega CD all in one but scrapped because nobody was going to care when the Saturn was right around the corner.

It's kind of a weird inversion of the status quo when CWC is importing a canon into his stupid fucking noggin that's... more autistic than what's already there.

That's what seems to be going on here.

 

[Keine]

It's kind of a weird inversion of the status quo when CWC is importing a canon into his stupid fucking noggin that's... more autistic than what's already there.

That's what seems to be going on here.

It's really just a generic anime RPG with video game references as plot points. Chris probably just likes it for the titties if anything.

 

[Terrorist]

but is chris getting better?

lol i love how all the balls to the walls craziest shit happens when i'm away studying dentist stuff

 

[Computery Guy]

God, I take a hiatus to focus on non-Chris cows and OPL loses his motherfucking grip on reality.

This is amazing.

 

[trueandhonestfan]

So I'm pretty sure this whole thing is the result of some troll. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Operation_BARBarossa Looking at the CWCki article it looks like the new CWCville updates are directly related. The Fine Ol' Solution, the first donated prison camp in the second update on this, and a bunch of other things suggest that it was something troll inspired the whole time.

 

[TheFandomThief]

So I'm pretty sure this whole thing is the result of some troll. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Operation_BARBarossa Looking at the CWCki article it looks like the new CWCville updates are directly related. The Fine Ol' Solution, the first donated prison camp in the second update on this, and a bunch of other things suggest that it was something troll inspired the whole time.

I'm sure the bit about the Fine Ol' Solution is troll influenced. But I don't think that Chris would need to be tricked into inserting HyperDimension Neptunia into this mess of Sonic, Pokemon, MLP and such; I just think it's far more likely he saw pretty anime girls and wanted to use them. Although I can see your reasoning since the initial HDN stuff and BARBarossa happened back-to-back.

 

[Caz]

So is this Chris's way of achieving a "mad dog" victory against trolls?
By sliding down into so much fuckery and insanity that no one would dare to even mention him on the internet?