Please be patient, I have awootism
True & Honest Fan
- Apr 20, 2018
If you're seeing bright auroras all over the planet it means we're getting hit with a geomagnetic storm on par with the Carrington Event. Humans wouldn't be physically harmed by this directly but basically every electronic outside of a Faraday cage would be bricked. I imagine the consequences of a global EMP would be fairly apocalyptic.The level of radiation reaching the surface from the solar flare causing the aurora is not strong enough to do anything like that. In a world where the solar flare was the strongest we've ever seen and never stopped, sure.
Rate me dumb but I bet it was a suicide attempt. Day before Thanksgiving. Chris locked up for who knows how long. Barb literally has no one. The last time she saw any family was after getting raped for a month.Barb has apparently been involved in a car accident
I've always wondered if he already realized this and just continues this facade.I eagerly await the day where Chris realizes all the blasphemous, idiotic, self-important "prophecies" he's made didn't come true and never will. I desperately wish to see Chris knocked off his high horse and forced to see the reality of his delusions, and I'm sure I'm not alone in that.
I've always wondered if he already realized this and just continues this facade.
I think they want to contact/fuck with chris just so they can get something back and show their friends how cool they are to get a reaction from a definitely disturbed person in jail?Maybe. It could be a "Chris painted himself into a corner" kind of deal where Chris thinks "Well, I've gone this far with it. Might as well keep it up." It's become a security blanket or woobie for Chris. It doesn't help that there are still unfunny fucktards who keep on indulging Chris.
Also, Barb got into a wreck and totaled their shit-box van? Cool!
These letters are starting to lose their charm Im afraid, at this point its basically the same as his twitter bullshit but on paper form.
I truly don't understand why people donate to this motherfucker. What exactly do people who do that hope to achieve? The satisfaction of knowing you helped him shovel uncooked ramen noodles down his maw?
It's my personal theory, at least with the way he writes it, that he's rattling off video games like bible verses. Considering how much video game shit he's woven into his personal "religious beliefs" I would not be surprised if him saying "Super Nintendo: Super Mario World" is the same as saying "Matthew 28:19" as if there's some magical life lesson about the merge to be learnt there.I'm trying to piece together the nonsense of randomly naming off video games. At least in the previous letters he was somewhat coherent when babbling off fictional characters, but this time he just names some video game titles in the middle of a sentence. I don't get it.
The only humor I find in it is if Barb needed that money and it's being deliberately wasted on Chris in jail.I truly don't understand why people donate to this motherfucker. What exactly do people who do that hope to achieve? The satisfaction of knowing you helped him shovel uncooked ramen noodles down his maw?