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I hope they kill him
Prison Letters Chris Chan responds to another Twitter user's letter - November 20, 2021
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Hoss Delgado
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If you're seeing bright auroras all over the planet it means we're getting hit with a geomagnetic storm on par with the Carrington Event. Humans wouldn't be physically harmed by this directly but basically every electronic outside of a Faraday cage would be bricked. I imagine the consequences of a global EMP would be fairly apocalyptic.
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Barb has apparently been involved in a car accident on the 24th of November and undisclosed family members have stepped in to help. Son-Chu is wrecked.
https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/...arbara-injured-in-a-automobile-accident.2011/
https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/...arbara-injured-in-a-automobile-accident.2011/
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Rate me dumb but I bet it was a suicide attempt. Day before Thanksgiving. Chris locked up for who knows how long. Barb literally has no one. The last time she saw any family was after getting raped for a month.
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I eagerly await the day where Chris realizes all the blasphemous, idiotic, self-important "prophecies" he's made didn't come true and never will. I desperately wish to see Chris knocked off his high horse and forced to see the reality of his delusions, and I'm sure I'm not alone in that.
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This is fucking dangerous. Honestly he should be barred from receiving mail.
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Doubt they can do that. He hasn't been convicted yet, so in the eyes of the law, he's still innocent.
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I've always wondered if he already realized this and just continues this facade.
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Maybe. It could be a "Chris painted himself into a corner" kind of deal where Chris thinks "Well, I've gone this far with it. Might as well keep it up." It's become a security blanket or woobie for Chris. It doesn't help that there are still unfunny fucktards who keep on indulging Chris.
Also, Barb got into a wreck and totaled their shit-box van? Cool!
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Chris curses the ideas guy every time he gets a chance, but that if he adsorbs all the shit that suited him. like fucking his mother.
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I think they want to contact/fuck with chris just so they can get something back and show their friends how cool they are to get a reaction from a definitely disturbed person in jail?
Maybe he keeps it going as some kind of safety blanket? His life is obviously in shambles, so this could be a way for him to keep getting attention from people who "support" him and thus making him feel better about himself. In this weird delusional way.
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I'm trying to piece together the nonsense of randomly naming off video games. At least in the previous letters he was somewhat coherent when babbling off fictional characters, but this time he just names some video game titles in the middle of a sentence. I don't get it.
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They lost their charm after the first letter. It's just like everything else in Chris life where the internet is concerned: something gets a reaction out of Chris, copycats take notice and do the same thing over and over, shit gets stale and unfunny. It was the same thing with fake girlfriends, calling Sonic and Sonichu gay, saying Rosechu has a dick, stroking Chris' ego or humoring his delusional bullshit...same shit, different day.
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I truly don't understand why people donate to this motherfucker. What exactly do people who do that hope to achieve? The satisfaction of knowing you helped him shovel uncooked ramen noodles down his maw?
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If you want your cow to produce milk, you have to make sure its feeding trough is full. Also, Chris is no longer a free-range cow.
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It's my personal theory, at least with the way he writes it, that he's rattling off video games like bible verses. Considering how much video game shit he's woven into his personal "religious beliefs" I would not be surprised if him saying "Super Nintendo: Super Mario World" is the same as saying "Matthew 28:19" as if there's some magical life lesson about the merge to be learnt there.
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But by that logic wouldn't the show be more entertaining if he didn't have all of these comforts hes buying from commissary?
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The only humor I find in it is if Barb needed that money and it's being deliberately wasted on Chris in jail.
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You would've thought that the majority of these weens sending letters to Chris would have something more constructive to write other than 'tELL mE AbOuT sOnIcHU.'
Also, anybody else have the habit where they've started skimming Chris' letter? Everything he's sent as of late has been the same and has been barely intelligible. If anything, they're charting his rapid decline into legitimate insanity.
Also, anybody else have the habit where they've started skimming Chris' letter? Everything he's sent as of late has been the same and has been barely intelligible. If anything, they're charting his rapid decline into legitimate insanity.