Prison Letters Chris Chan responds to Twitter user's letter / Q&A - November 30th
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I'm sorry, I already lost my way with these letters, the chronological order with the publication date differs so much that I no longer know which is which. Besides that this must have some meaning? gibi, Smokey McCrack. ”Sallyacorchus”? Planet Dolan, Chris loves to emphasize that he is furry in multipledimensions, they already said this is the letter with the most apparent nonsense of all, it has only made things worse.
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Remember when he was forced on the special ed bus a few times. After he got off, I bet people started calling it the magic stool bus.
George Beorge
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It's all fun and games until it turns out he's 100% right and we all get smited by a horde of vengeful Sonichu angels
A_Space_Godzilla
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Dinobot has reincarnated elsewhere. But where Chris? Dinobot it out there somewhere, we have to be prepared!
Gibi is alright. Chris is insane, to the luney bin, game over man, game over.
Gibi is alright. Chris is insane, to the luney bin, game over man, game over.
Second-Hand Boat Supplies
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I like this guy. I’m pretty easy to win over with esoteric homestar references lol
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BE NOT AFRAID
dirtydeanna96
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Chris has been Infamous since 2007...
Dylan
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Jesus christ you whiny faggots complaining about weens can you just shut up, it's getting too old old. Who cares if you're bored with chris's ramblings? It's a freak show as is.
Ween actually milk the cow unlike you lazy niggers.
And why are you even bothered that someone sends chris money? It's not like these money are yours, or are you legit jealous of some tard getting ween bux?
I would send chris money myself just to spite you.
Ween actually milk the cow unlike you lazy niggers.
And why are you even bothered that someone sends chris money? It's not like these money are yours, or are you legit jealous of some tard getting ween bux?
I would send chris money myself just to spite you.
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Before he fucked his mom and was just a gross brony with bad OP, everyone was fine with weens commissioning artwork to get him to a con so we could laugh at him. These prison letters are much the same thing. He won't produce when he's already been paid, but weens like Eels dangling money in front of the mother fucker seem to get results. The second letter is more out-there and reminds me of CwC mail bag sprinkled with big questions one would ask the actual second-coming of Christ.
This response letter is just boring fanfic headcanon but he deserves an extra prayer rug out of it if some people find it interesting. Chris is literally in protective custody and doesn't need us mothering him. He's getting more lost every day - letters inquiring about his well-being can only help at this stage.
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I wonder if Chris subscribes to the childhood idea that belief in Santa Claus makes him real, therefore if he believes hard enough in Sonichu et al his belief fuels their existence. Clap your hands and bring fairies back to life, Chris.
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Wait a damn minute, if the only special Sonic/Pokemon hybrids are from Sonic and Pikachu DNA, then where did Jiggliami, Layla Flaafy and Reginald Sneasel come from? Are they just standard Pokemons that can somehow talk like the -chus do?
Phalanges Mycologist
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He never put any thought into them, he just wanted Pokemon that could talk so they do.
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Big bubba's black Wii is a strict don't ask don't tell policy.
Methods of input and play games are confidential
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I used to want Chris to get the max sentance and then some and be done with this fool forever..
But now I want the crazy motherfucker to walk and take this new “God of all” act to the streets. Knowing now that he has no upper limit on his god complex, it really could be a new golden age of Chris content.
But.. this nigga gonna get the max.
But now I want the crazy motherfucker to walk and take this new “God of all” act to the streets. Knowing now that he has no upper limit on his god complex, it really could be a new golden age of Chris content.
But.. this nigga gonna get the max.
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He actually does in the letter, it just got cut off from the transcript for some reason.
He says send money, not consoles. Basically he wants money.
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Jail is supposed to be a punishment, but money can turn it into a summer camp.
Tom the drunk who was picked up for public intoxication is shivering in the corner, hungry and cold. Chris the motherfucker is chilling with his extra clothes, listening to his radio, and slurping down his ramen and drinking his cola. Of course he wants money. Jail is horrible with no money. Tom the drunk is struggling to wash himself with a sliver of jail issued soap. Chris has a fresh bar of Irish Spring. Tom is hoarding salt packets just to get something to eat. Chris is eating honey buns and getting letters from all his "fans".
Giving Chris money is just making it more cushy for him to stay there. It's not really a punishment for him. Do not send him money. Yes, you may get a retarded letter from him, but it is making his motherfucking seem okay.
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Even in a place with no freedom, there's still capitalism.
If Chris lost his relevance, which means no more donors giving him anything, he's going to work his ass to earn money.
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Chris will never lose his relevance. People will always throw cash at/exploit the monkey.