Chris-Chan, Tommy Tooter, Jonathan Yaniv -

[Angry Shoes]

Fuck one, marry one, kill one. Go.

 

[Gone Ham]

Shoot myself

 

[Dick Pooman]

No

 

[Rupert Bear]

Euthanize Chris
Skullfuck Tommy Tooter
Marry Yaniv to a wood chipper.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Shoot myself

That wasn't one of the options.

Marry Tooter because he'll probably die first, so i'll have to stay married to him the shortest.
Fuck Chris, because he's honestly the least gross of the three.
Kill Yaniv because he's a violent criminal.

 

[Thomas Highway]

Go to bed nerd.

 

[Madre Muerte]

Marry them all

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

Fuck and marry your mom
Kill everyone else