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DeagleDad420
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"Oh my God JC, a bomb!"
...and that was the last anyone ever heard of SEGA Corporation.
I legitimately thought this was a rickroll when the thread title popped up in chat. Really though, his temper tantrums haven't lost their magic, have they? After all these years, and still going strong. Shine on you crazy diamond.
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I hate Chris because he makes all us reasonable bomb-planting terrorists look bad.
This is one of those cases where Chris's remarble good luck shines through. If most of us talk about bombing a major corporation, the FBI pays us a visit.
I'm sure nothing will come from this, but Chris is messing with a world of hurt putting stuff like that online.
I'm sure nothing will come from this, but Chris is messing with a world of hurt putting stuff like that online.
Everyone who thought the days of Chris freaking the fuck out over, well, anything really, owes us all a big apology. 
It's Chris. It's pretty much taken as read that countless weens have already reported him.
The media will call him the Chunabomber.
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Chris is usually super impotent about carrying out any of his threats, but I'm legitimately worried that he might try to take his rage out on a poor "Blue-Arm Promoter", a.k.a a random Jerkop/Janekop at Target.
Maybe if the ban from the FB group isn't rescinded, Chris will form his own group of radical anti-blue arm protestors called the Lovely Weathermen...
I'd love to see that trial more than Snyder's.
"T-THE BLUE ARMS ARE WRONG, THAT'S WHY I CALLED FOR IT. SONIC THE..... THE HEDGEHOG, HIS ARMS ARE NOT BLUE, THAT'S WHY SEGA NEEDS TO PAY!"
No way, he's just not thinking big enough. He should threaten to blow up the entire planet unless they change the arms.
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I regret that I can only give one "Winner" for this XD
People deserve to be killed because Chris is mad at a video game that doesn't matter.
Chris's sensible typing couldnt last forever.
To be fair, thought, it's not quite like his tantrums about Liquid Chris or Cash Clyde though.
DeagleDad420
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I would say this too if he wasn't a complete coward. I've never got the impression that Chris would ever voluntarily attack someone under all but the most extreme of circumstances. He's a total coward, no A-Logging, just an observation of his personality.
IMO the Snyder scenario was the exception because Chris was behind the wheel of a car and it's a pretty fucking one-sided fight if you have a car and your opponent doesn't. You just aim the car at them and slam on the gas. That's it. He also likely thought he could get away with it legally because Snyder is a dang dirty troll so therefore Chris was totally in the right and 100% cool when he tried playing GTA in real life with a fucking Ford Escort.
This happens all the time with lolcows and their petty threats, but usually nothing comes of it because police quickly realize that the lolcow is of no threat to anything except their own BMI and mental health.
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Most people would find that post concerning since nowadays, such threats aren't meant to be taken lightly or jokingly; even if its from a lolcow. That would even give random strangers, not just weens, reasons to report him on Facebook and to law enforcement.
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