Chris Convo drop Julay 25, 2014

[CatParty]

For me, it's not did the hooker enjoy or how did she deal with his dirtiness/smell/other unpleasant physical attribute.

She's a hooker, yes, she probably gets truckers that haven't showered in two weeks and they get down to business in a nest of piss jugs in the back of his cab. She's got a wrought iron stomach, I get it. Chris's physical characteristics are nothing new.

What I would ask would be about the awkwardness of it. While his odor and filth may be nothing new, his approach to the whole ordeal was probably totally different than her other clients. I'd imagine most of them would know what they want, and take it. Now Chris has probably rehearsed his procedure a million times, but we all know porn is a lot different than the real deal. Chris probably didn't know that. Plus, he's been rebuffed so many times, he'd have to be like a gun shy dog with his uncertainty of what he'd be allowed to do, and how she'd react to it. Plus, where did they do it? In his room while Barb watched her stories downstairs? Did Barb start yelling demands at him in the middle of the performance? Did she almost walk in? The story gets even more delicious as you consider the possibility Barb may have had a small role in it. A large role and it just gets disgusting again.

Really overthinking Chris having sex with a hooker there.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

What position do you think they used, guys? Regular or lady on her back?

 

[Klyde Kash]

Really overthinking Chris having sex with a hooker there.

He sacrificed his lego money for a hotel room.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I'm going to go ahead and say that talking about "man, Chris sure must be 100 times more disgusting and nasty to be with than any other guy the hooker has slept with!" posts are off limits now.

^I'm not kidding. No more posts about how crazy the hooker was to lower herself to Chris.

 

[Kosher Dill]

What position do you think they used, guys? Regular or lady on her back?

Missionary Cowgirl

 

[Coldgrip]

What position do you think they used, guys? Regular or lady on her back?

Missionary cowgirl. He was the one riding.

Edit: Kosher Dill beat me to it.

 

[Doctor Duke]

this is why we can't have anything nice

 

[Henry Bemis]

Missionary cowgirl. He was the one riding.

Very likely. Chris never showed much interest in being a top, least of which because he'd get winded in, like, ten seconds.

 

[GFYS]

What I would ask would be about the awkwardness of it. While his odor and filth may be nothing new, his approach to the whole ordeal was probably totally different than her other clients.

Chances are, he wasn't as different as you might suspect (or hope). There are tons of loveshy motards who don't know their dick from their elbows. Time is money - sometimes even pain, if you're working for a gorilla. If a trick hems and haws, burning the clock, you start suggesting things. Eventually it'll be in your best interest to take control, work them over, so you can get out of there as quick as possible.

I assure you, there's nothing about Chris that would be all that remarkable or unique to someone who does bargain in-calls on CL, even part-time. He's such a gullible and naive manchild, who could only hurt someone if he fell on them, he'd be a treat to some girls. Say some nice things, play with his pickle, say a few more nice things, and you're done in 15 minutes.

 

[CatParty]

people looove talkin about a pants shitting autistic gettin his duck wet with a hooker.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Yeah... jesus people, let me ask (those of you who aren't virgins) a question: What was the least interesting time you had sex like? Chris's hookertime was a tenth as interesting as that. He lay down, the hooker got on top and rode him for a little bit, then Chris decided his life was better than it was a day previously. The end.