Interests Chris' current social life -

[Asandy31]

Although everyone's favorite man-child has been somewhat active on the net lately, he has yet to post anything of real significance about his social life since his lesbian-identified male soul was released from that obese hovel he calls a body. Does anyone have any personal insight into what's happening in the life of America's favorite Lolcow. I know a lot of people are going to tell me "nothing" in a few clever ways, but I am genuinely curious.
I doubt Chris' current "lady friend" could be keeping him this closely guarded.

Spoiler: Chris' current lady friend

13-year-old boy who is emotionally disturbed

 

[Billy of Hills]

Not his first experience with 13 year old boys...

 

[John Daker]

Chris goes to Impluse and has fun. Apart from that, defecation and inactivity.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Their identity is kept secret for a reason.

But really, think about it. Every gal pal since Jackie has been kept mostly secret. There's a reason for that

 

[JULAY]

He tards around the Charlottesville area, getting kicked out of commercial establishments, picks up q-sands at McDonalds and Sheetz, and goes to the post office to ship out shoddily made merchandise to idiots, pooping himself all the while.

 

[Innocuous Banter]

I'm sure he does all kinds of stupid things with his time

 

[Milktheturtle]

Well,except making video each 2 or 3 day and reporting his order that he's suppose to make,i'm pretty sure Chris is doing nothing relevant,he's probably making his superb Autism amiibo while spending money on random shit.

Apart from that,Chris mentionned his new ladyfriend and someone mentionned that he's going out often,but we still dont have any big info/no public info is out about that.
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[Shadow]

He's probably watching Grease Live right now and sighing over Vanessa Hudgens.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Does anyone have any personal insight into what's happening in the life of America's favorite Lolcow.

Our insiders do, but nothing that they can make public. Apparently Chris does get out and do "social" stuff (i.e. things besides eating, shopping, and mailing medallions) fairly often though. Supposedly he's even made new personal enemies in retail management.

 

[Rize Kamishiro]

If he's really managed to find another sweetheart, it'll probably turn into this before much longer.

Spoiler

 

[Strelok]

There are two types of people Chris interacts with. Trolls, and innocent bystanders. The amount of people who come out of the woodwork whenever one is revealed is why in either case nobody says who it is. It's like an autistic version of the Sandy Hook conspirators who still call the dead kids' parents at home to this day to debate them on how they're government agents.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Chris's personal saving grace is that I don't think he ever gets tired of talking at people. His perception of conversations and relationships is so muddy that he probably thinks he's doing pretty well. And if he thinks so, then it's basically true. He's still insane, and will probably find himself in trouble sooner rather than later, but I imagine he's pretty satisfied day to day. Amazing, I know.

 

[Asandy31]

Our insiders do, but nothing that they can make public. Apparently Chris does get out and do "social" stuff (i.e. things besides eating, shopping, and mailing medallions) fairly often though. Supposedly he's even made new personal enemies in retail management.

Gosh darn it, it looks as though Kiwi farms is having a blue balls saga of its own in regards to the private life of CWC, I don't even want to know how he goes out in public dressed (but I really do)...can't wait for Omegacon

He's probably watching Grease Live right now and sighing over Vanessa Hudgens.

If he can remember what she looks like, and if he could tell her apart from the niggos and other brownies

 

[Trueselfbiggie]

From what I understand Chris spends the majority of his time at home, he probably has a few menial chores to do each day. Sometimes these chores require him to leave the house. The events he goes to are few and far between, probably 2-4 in a given month. Rumor has it that he's been less excited to hang at that gay club, due to the folks there starting to understand just how weird Chris is and kinda distancing themselves from him (or at least being less inclined to interact with him).

You know those days where all your friends are busy and you don't really have anything to do but half ass a meal and maybe take the trash out, sit on the computer and fuck around on the internet, get bored, masturbort and fall asleep? Yeah, it's just that every day.

 

[Asandy31]

He's probably watching Grease Live right now and sighing over Vanessa Hudgens.

From what I understand Chris spends the majority of his time at home, he probably has a few menial chores to do each day. Sometimes these chores require him to leave the house. The events he goes to are few and far between, probably 2-4 in a given month. Rumor has it that he's been less excited to hang at that gay club, due to the folks there starting to understand just how weird Chris is and kinda distancing themselves from him (or at least being less inclined to interact with him).

You know those days where all your friends are busy and you don't really have anything to do but half ass a meal and maybe take the trash out, sit on the computer and fuck around on the internet, get bored, masturbort and fall asleep? Yeah, it's just that every day.

Forget Syrians, those poor lesbians are the true victims.

 

[JULAY]

Gosh darn it, it looks as though Kiwi farms is having a blue balls saga of its own in regards to the private life of CWC, I don't even want to know how he goes out in public dressed (but I really do)...can't wait for Omegacon

Move to Charlottesville, then you can see how he dresses to go out in public and find all about his private life first hand.

 

[Asandy31]

Move to Charlottesville, then you can see how he dresses to go out in public and find all about his private life first hand.

I would, but I am sure that Ruckersville and the surrounding areas have a policy against exercising sound judgement, seeing as Chris' life started as two over the hill rednecks bumping uglies without protection while drunk.

 

[JULAY]

I would, but I am sure that Ruckersville and the surrounding areas have a policy against exercising sound judgement, seeing as Chris' life started as two over the hill rednecks bumping uglies without protection while drunk.

Charlottesville, VA has the University of Virginia. It's hardly the redneck bastion that you think that it is... Just because CWC and company are a bunch of idiots hardly means that the rest of the people in the area are similar.

See here for more details: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlottesville,_Virginia

 

[BF 388]

 

[Marvin]

He occasionally goes to various events around town. I think things have kind of cooled down during the winter, but Chris has been super mopey recently, so I think that's mostly the cause.

As the weather picks up, he'll resume.

When people troll Chris, it makes him think he's got a social life, so he doesn't try to pursue one on his own. Absent that, Chris will eventually wander out into Charlottesville and do stuff occasionally. (I mean, people are indeed trolling him now, but I don't think Chris treats it like the ace-in-the-hole that past e-girlfriends were, so there's still a bit of a motivation for him to find things to do.)