Chris dream thread -

[sparklemilhouse]

I thought we had created one for this forum, but I checked all 12 pages.

Items from the internet always wind up in my dreams. This afternoon when I laid down due to I had a real upsetting dream with Chris in it. ewww i know.

I was Chris' sister I believe, but we also had cousins over that day. We had separate rooms, a wall and a door separated them (like those motel rooms that have the door that connects to another room). The door was open, and I could hear him tard raging about something. I walk in his room, and our toddler cousin had pooped on the floor. Chris was raising hell about it. The baby walked away from the crime scene, and seconds later, the kids poop exploded all over Chris and his room (which was very neat and clean). Chris screamed. I walked further into his room to inspect, I guess and that gave him enough time to escape into my room.

I notice that my Diet Coke journal is missing--and nobody and I mean nobody messes with my Diet Coke journal. Chris had thrown it in the trashcan in my room. CHRIS THREW AWAY MY JOURNAL. I had to inspect it to make sure there wasn't poop on it.

Later on in the dream, I guess someone cleaned his room up, because there were lots of cousins in his room, and Princess Leia was there too. I guess the kids were playing Star Wars, and she came in (wrapped in brown shopping bags, to cover up her clothes) she fussed at the kids for making fun of Chris.

 

[3Yikes]

The hell is a Diet Coke journal? Some diet assist type thing?

 

[DykesDykesChina]

I do not recall any Chris dreams, but once I had an ADF dream.
We were hanging out together in Constance (a city in Southern Germany), (s)he was wearing the well-known Sakura wig. Later we got on a ship and traveled across Lake Constance.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

I had a Chris dream once, and he was my doctor

It wasn't a scary dream, just a WTF dream.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

The hell is a Diet Coke journal? Some diet assist type thing?

The journal in the photo on my post. It was a freebe from Target last year.

 

[DevilDog]

I had a dream where I was in Chris' house. I met him too. All I remember was it being really dark and dirty and him not being as weird as I thought he would be

 

[DJAndyMD]

I had this dream that I was in a reality competition show and Chris ended up being a contestant. It became creepier when he found out I was from Maryland and tried to label me as his best friend/ally (tri-state buddies as we call it in Maryland). Anyways, it became crazy because he started rambling about the trolls and the homos in front of the judges and I "betrayed" him by saying he should be eliminated, even though he made a fool out of himself the whole time.

 

[GFYS]

I've dreamed of flying over Chris' house a few times, and constantly dropping stuff on the roof or banging on the walls. It never really looks like Chris' house (it's often a double wide trailer), and I never see him, but I just know in my mind that it is his house.

A bulk of my dreams involve me flying around, phase-shifting through walls, and invisibly tormenting others. It's actually quite fulfilling.

 

[MysticMisty]

I had a dream a while back where I was on the bus and Chris got on, and suddenly started screaming about how everyone on the bus is a DANG DIRTY TROLL. Some people were afraid, others tried to ignore him, but I started to laugh at his tard raging and recorded it on some absurdly hi-tech phone which made him rage even more. The driver eventually pulled over at a bus stop and told Chris to get off and stop harassing (and scaring) the passengers. He was forced off eventually (while freaking out even more), and when the bus shut the doors and started to pull away he tried to throw a large rock at the bus, but failed horribly, and I was able to record that too. I proceeded to then upload my video to YouTube.

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy]

I had a dream where I was working for the Vietnamese Ministry of Health reading through various articles and one of the psychiatrists handed me an article (in Vietnamese of course) about Chris Chan. Everybody around me in my office just stood still and looked at the article as I read through it. Of course photos of Chris in tomgirl clothing is in the article of course as I kept reading it. I shook my head asking one of the psychiatrist if it was real (we're talking in Vietnamese about the situation). One of the psychs said "It was real. Keep reading and you'll see he's been hospitalized for diabetes due to his lifestyle." So I just kept reading. Then I read the other autism articles and compared it with the one about Chris and realized that the other autism articles focused on autistic individuals who have done something extraordinary in their lives such as playing for a baseball major league or becoming a world renowned chemical engineer. Then I read the article about Chris and at the end, was a picture of him lying on a hospital bed holding a PS3 controller and a Sonichu doll under his hands. I then looked at the psychiatrists around me if the information was confirmed and they nodded their heads and said yes. And that was it as far as I remember.

 

[GFYS]

I had a dream where I was working for the Vietnamese Ministry of Health reading through various articles and one of the psychiatrists handed me an article (in Vietnamese of course) about Our Pet Lolcow.

Oh, cool, you can read in your dreams too? I can read in many dreams, unless I start drinking. I keep hearing how we're not supposed to read in our dreams. I though it was a wives tale, but I hear it from some pretty smart dudes. I also die a lot in my dreams, which is supposed to be a no-no.

I dreamed of Cole Smithy twice before, BTW... As much as I dislike Chris, apparently I hate Cole even more, because I kept punching him in the kidneys and liver over and over, every time he said "craft beer." Sniveling hipster bitch.

 

[Saney]

I had a dream where I was working for the Vietnamese Ministry of Health reading through various articles and one of the psychiatrists handed me an article (in Vietnamese of course) about Our Pet Lolcow.

Oh, cool, you can read in your dreams too? I can read in many dreams, unless I start drinking. I keep hearing how we're not supposed to read in our dreams. I though it was a wives tale, but I hear it from some pretty smart dudes. I also die a lot in my dreams, which is supposed to be a no-no.

I dreamed of Cole Smithy twice before, BTW... As much as I dislike Chris, apparently I hate Cole even more, because I kept punching him in the kidneys and liver over and over, every time he said "craft beer." Sniveling hipster bitch.

You're not supposed to die in your dreams? That used to happen to me all the time though...

But yeah, I had a really weird dream that Chris' body was made out of wire hangars and his head was an ancient computer monitor that had his face on the screen. He kept running around trying to kiss random women. For some reason, this was taking place in the chemical weapons facility from Goldeneye.
...
My dreams are weird.

 

[regularjohn]

I had a dream of him once,

For some reason, I had gotten a friend who was friends with chris, so I would see him around sometimes (regardless if i dont live anywhere near him. And I knew that I had to trick him into liking me for the potential lolz. I slowly got him to get closer to me through his love of kid shows and my ability to make stupid people sound smart. Eventually we started hanging out and I would do stuff with him. At the end of the dream he called me his best friend and gave me a hug.

And I almost threw up.

Also, Saney, if you die in your dream, you die in real life.

 

[Varis]

I've already mentioned this somewhere, but I once had a dream that I was on a date with Chris at the state fair. It was a while ago, so the details elude me, but I recall that he wouldn't stop touching and trying to kiss me. What frightens me is that my dream self wasn't disturbed by this at all. Ick.

I also remember reading the CWCki while Chris was spying over my shoulder. I thought he was going to tardrage, but he didn't seem to recognize the page.

 

[Saney]

I had a dream of him once,

For some reason, I had gotten a friend who was friends with chris, so I would see him around sometimes (regardless if i dont live anywhere near him. And I knew that I had to trick him into liking me for the potential lolz. I slowly got him to get closer to me through his love of kid shows and my ability to make stupid people sound smart. Eventually we started hanging out and I would do stuff with him. At the end of the dream he called me his best friend and gave me a hug.

And I almost threw up.

Also, Saney, if you die in your dream, you die in real life.

In that case, I must be a zombie.

But yeah, I actually has another dream about Chris, where he was skypeing with me, Chitoryu and...someone else, I remember it was someone from here, but I forget who. Sorry other CWCki forums poster.

 

[bathsalts4breakfast]

I have had a few dreams about him, but the most significant one of him involved Chris pulling up to my house on a bicycle, wearing tomgirl garb, but with the original "The Classic" shirt and medallion, and asking me if I wanted to hang out with him for the day. I then hopped on his bicycle, went to McDonalds, went to Baskin Robbins, then went bowling. Chris then dropped me off at my house, and said, "That was the most fun I've had in a while, let's hang out again sometime." I then woke up, and I was like WTF?

 

[BentDuck]

I had a dream where I was walking by and randomly stumbled upon his house. I remember the front yard being filled up with junk cars. This was after Bob passed away so it was only Chris and Barb. Curiosity got the best of me and I went into their house.

Surprisingly, it wasn't that cluttered, but then I saw Chris. He didn't see me, and was in the middle of making a YouTube video and drawing in his living room. Anyways, I took my phone out so I could take pictures of his place and take pictures of the new comic he was working on while he went to his room. Well he comes back down stares and starts yelling at me. All of a sudden, Barb walks in the house and threatens to call the cops. Well I ran out of there, and Chris gets into his car. He plans on chasing after me, but luckily, due to he negligence, his car does not start.

 

[regularjohn]

I have had a few dreams about him, but the most significant one of him involved Chris pulling up to my house on a bicycle, wearing tomgirl garb, but with the original "The Classic" shirt and medallion, and asking me if I wanted to hang out with him for the day. I then hopped on his bicycle, went to McDonalds, went to Baskin Robbins, then went bowling. Chris then dropped me off at my house, and said, "That was the most fun I've had in a while, let's hang out again sometime." I then woke up, and I was like WTF?

That sounds way too pleasant and healthy for chris, you sure it wasnt some sort of imposter?

 

[Amsterdam]

I once had a dream where Chris and I where bttling and undead army. I remeber Chris had some sort of broad sword and i had a shotgun and we were just mowing down zombies lol. then one of my best friends came out of no where and started riding chris like a horse.

 

[RV 229]

I had a dream where Bell had caught me and wanted to sue me for telling you guys about the trial. And then he started hitting on me in the courtroom, so the judge dismissed the case.