Chris' Epiphany (Sept. 2, 2013) -

[Sakamoto]

On his FB post today (9/2/13), it seems Chris may have finally realized something important.

Source: http://i.imgur.com/AVDRDNn.png

 

[aspirin]

he has a meltdown where he rages at megan and the game place after that so i wouldnt call it an epiphiany exactly

 

[Judge Holden]

Thats almost as profound as discovering a tsunami is wet

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

If he has mental problems, his tugboat will pay for him to have psychiatric counseling/therapy so he can get better.

But he's too lazy to do that.

 

[Sakamoto]

he has a meltdown where he rages at megan and the game place after that so i wouldnt call it an epiphiany exactly

I guess I should know better than to expect too much from him...

 

[Zim]

Yeah yeah we know, Chris. We also know it's probably Green Counties fault too somehow. Damn you twolls yadda yadda. If I had a boyfriend free girl something something.

Anything I missed?

 

[Stalin]

Yeah yeah we know, Chris. We also know it's probably Green Counties fault too somehow. Damn you twolls yadda yadda. If I had a boyfriend free girl something something.

Anything I missed?

That Jew Snyder is behind everything.

 

[Descent]

Quick, someone get him a Heartsweet! That'll solve everything.

 

[hurpdurpmanguy]

Yeah yeah we know, Chris. We also know it's probably Green Counties fault too somehow. Damn you twolls yadda yadda. If I had a boyfriend free girl something something.

Anything I missed?

And just that.

 

[IceBeam]

If he has mental problems, his tugboat will pay for him to have psychiatric counseling/therapy so he can get better.

But he's too lazy to do that.

I think that's what I dislike most about him. He's got a fair deal of obligation-free money (as much or more than most of us have left after paying bills and such), and all the time in the world to better himself, but he won't do it.

 

[Hasharin]

Chris has mental problems because of you, dorks, and your trolling stupid!!! You MADE him to be that way.

And also because no sweetheart ;_;

 

[BillRiley]

Obviously a fake. Everyone knows he doesn't 'tard out in public anymore and you'd never recognize him if you saw him in public. I think a troll must have taken over Chris's facebook account.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Once again, Chris tries to use someone else's power (the so-called trolls) in order to enforce his will. Guess it beats admitting you have no power of your own.

 

[Marvin]

Rob Bell has been a Major Wuss during the time he had Represented me and my mother in Court, and we had paid the thousands of dollars for his fees, which we would not have had to if it had not been for that God Damned Manajerk!!!

 

[Some JERK]

Hasn't Chris always admitted that he's got mental problems? "Dang mental block" and all that?

 

[Roger Rabbit]

Wow. I haven't been this shocked since I learned that the next person on the cover of Oprah's magazine was Oprah!

 

[exball]

Hasn't Chris always admitted that he's got mental problems? "Dang mental block" and all that?

He is sometimes retarded.

 

[Hasharin]

Hasn't Chris always admitted that he's got mental problems? "Dang mental block" and all that?

He is sometimes retarded.

At least when it allows him to avoid any consequences for his actions.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Hot damn!

Some of this is priceless, he's lashing out at anyone and everyone.

I can't believe he's blaming Rob Bell, does he not know how pricey an experience Crimean lawyer costs?

Ah, Chrissy, never change.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I don't think Chris has really had an epiphany as much as he's fishing for pity.