Chris: Fact or Fiction -

[DevilDog]

I know this is similar to some other threads but I have some stuff about him I'd like clarified.
1: Does he actually hate pickles, or does he just hate what he made them stand for? I'd assume he actually hates them since a lot of people do,(personally I feel they are amazing).
2: What is the status of his hair? Is it a wig? Is it real? I've heard it's real...but he was going bald last I heard, so it seems odd that he has those long greasy locks now.
3: Why did he keep going back to the trolls in the mumble chats? I read a few, the trolls are pretty abusive, did he just stay to Ram Truth down their Throats?

 

[Bgheff]

You should most likely use this thread.

http://www.cwckiforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=400

 

[Marvin]

1: Does he actually hate pickles, or does he just hate what he made them stand for? I'd assume he actually hates them since a lot of people do,(personally I feel they are amazing).

Chris is a childish pussy and doesn't like the actual taste of pickles. And yeah, what he connects them to in his imagination (dicks) also doesn't help his opinion of them.

2: What is the status of his hair? Is it a wig? Is it real? I've heard it's real...but he was going bald last I heard, so it seems odd that he has those long greasy locks now.

His hair is real, not a wig. His hair is gross and what you'd get when a childish sperglord grows long hair but doesn't take care of it. His forehead seems to be getting bigger, so I guess he's balding? I don't know. He'd still have long hair. It'd just get closer to a skullet*.

*(Alec introduced that word to me )

3: Why did he keep going back to the trolls in the mumble chats? I read a few, the trolls are pretty abusive, did he just stay to Ram Truth down their Throats?

I think we had excuses for each of the mumble chats. Like, we had a galpal at the time and she brought Chris in to talk to her friends or some shit. I don't remember, but we had excuses, things like that.

 

[DevilDog]

Gonna delete this thread xD didn't even see the other one. On an unrelated note, how do I delete thread?

 

[shutupman]

I wish Devin Townsend still rocked the skullet.