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Money Chris finds a gift card, spends it

Discussion in 'Christian Weston Chandler' started by Sonic Rainboom, Oct 23, 2015.

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  1. You fed a manchild who was burnt out of house and home. I only read half the first page of responses. I can only imagine they come from poor people who envy Chris. I salute you Rainboom for your empathy. It was those calories that gave him the energy to make those figurines and drawings. I can only imagine the tard rage from from other autists/spergs who have never been paid for their art who prolly filled 10 pages hating you. Crap. I got my quarterly bonus, might as well send chris 1 k no strings attached. I get the performance art of what he spends it on & the walls of text of the fandase enraged.

    edit: i kinda want to give kiwi $500 and christine $1000.
     
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    #202 Peter Patrickson, Oct 25, 2015
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  2. A fool and his money are quickly parted. Apply that to whoever you want.
     
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  3. Not sure if this has been brought up already, but I kind of get the feeling that McDonald's "Breakfast All Day" thing could be a reason for him going there more than once a day.
     
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  4. As is quite obvious from this payment history, giving Chris money just enables him to spend irresponsibly. He's been given hand-me-downs his entire life and therefore has never had to learn how to manage his finances responsibly. If I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME would stop giving him money he might actually have to learn something about living on a fixed budget, until then he's just going to splash your cash on fast food and Lego.
     
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    #205 Cumuppance, Oct 25, 2015
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  5. I just don't get it.

    I'm not going to berate people for sending Chris money because it's their money to do what they want with, but I have to ask what they thought the outcome of doing it was going to be? What could Chris have POSSIBLY spent this money on that would have provided enough "lols" to the forums to make that money worth it?

    It's pretty obvious what was going to happen; Chris would waste the money on the same shit he waste all his money on and people on the forums would ridicule him for it. Except Chris got exactly what he wanted and didn't even have to spend his own money to get it. That doesn't seem like something to point and laugh at him for; he's come out on top in all of this.
     
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  6. Before the fire, I recall the kitchen had been completely swallowed up by Hoard. Wouldn't be surprised if the same thing has happened again.
     
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  7. Why are you assuming OP was looking to obtain "lols" for the forum? What makes you certain that OP didn't was Chris to "come out on top in all of this"?
     
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  8. If OP actually cared about Chris' well-being and sent him that money as an act of charity I doubt they would have made this thread.

    Also, you wouldn't just send Chris a "blank check" to spend on whatever he wanted. You'd be better off sending him giftcards to shops that sell "sensible" products.
     
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  9. Not sure on your first point. What I took from the first post in this thread was OP's surprise at Chris having only just spent the gift.

    Regarding the second point - what you suggest is quite a paternalistic approach. Maybe OP felt Chris deserved some money but didn't want to put limits on how he could spend it?

    @Sonic Rainboom - care to comment?
     
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    Le Bateleur

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  10. I think it's guilt, honestly. However much or little people want to admit it, when they send him hundreds of dollars I think they at least partially believe that Chris "deserves" it as compensation for the trolling or something. (That is to say, when they have some sanity guiding their choices. Insane people like Kengle need not be examined thusly.)

    To anyone who feels this describes their feelings, think of it this way... when you send Chris a $500 gift card, all you're giving him is a little more than a week of not worrying about where his happy meals are coming from, then it's right back to square one as if he never received any extra money at all. Does that sound like it makes up for the horrors of his life? Is it really worth being out a month's rent on your end?
     
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  11. As autistic as just sending him $500 for no reason is, actually doing it as some weird thing to try to control him would be worse.
     
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  12. I dont want to upload the full convo, because Im waiting for Chris to ship something to me. But here prove that he will say Thanks.
     

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  13. If Chris has so much money, why all the begging?

    It's been apparent for some time that Chris's spending far exceeds the tugboat. SSI/SSDI just isn't that much money.

    The donations can't possibly meet Chris's spending rate either. So where is all the money coming from? And what financial crisis happened in September that motivated Chris to go digging through old mail looking for gift cards?

    Chris is still buying amiibos and shit from ebay, so we know where some of that money went...

    http://www.ebay.com/itm/Nintendo-Am...sh-Brothers-Free-shipping-Japan-/221871037762
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/Amiibo-Gano...hers-Figure-Wii-U-3DS-21-95-NEW-/161733453172
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/New-Nintend...ash-Bros-figure-Wii-U-3DS-Japan-/221855818358
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/New-Nintend...hter-Super-Smash-Bros-Japan-ver-/111767914035
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/NEW-Amiibo-...Bros-Japan-Import-Free-Shipping-/281793189973
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/NEW-Amiibo-...per-Smash-Bros-Japan-Import-F-S-/281793190005
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/NEW-Amiibo-...Bros-Japan-Import-Free-Shipping-/281793189892
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/x4-Gothorit...egendary-Treasures-M-NM-English-/281435572811
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/rosalina-amiibo-/321869486416
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/NEW-Nintend...es-30th-modern-Japan-Import-F-S-/161794375202
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/Transformer...tator-Constructicons-Giftset-US-/371399475564
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/Nintendo-Wii-U-Super-Smash-Bros-series-amiibo-figure-GANONDORF-/261955566585
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/Zero-Suit-S...ght-Box-Damage-Rare-Free-ship-X-/291524310976
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/Samus-Amiibo-NA-First-Edition-NIB-FAST-SHIPPING-/361382717814
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/Nintendo-Ness-Amiibo-JP-Version-New-Sealed-Free-Shipping-/321856077017
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/Amiibo-Pit-...r-Smash-Brothers-US-Seller-hand-/262030011263
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/Palutena-Am...-Super-Smash-Brothers-Wii-U-3DS-/221837146744
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/Samus-Amiibo-/151777924854
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/Toon-Link-amiibo-Super-Smash-Bros-Series-/121736727029
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/Amiibo-Character-Little-Mac-Wii-UBRAND-NEW-/261983281443
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/Amiibo-Smash-Bros-Robin-Wii-UBRAND-NEW-/261913111381
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/Toon-Link-amiibo-Japan-Import-Super-Smash-Bros-Series-New-/281721835793 (twice!)
     
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  14. What did Chris "come out on top" of?

    Chris blew the money like usual, then went right back to begging for more. Do you think Chris learned anything from this, other than to not throw out mail?

    What "sensible" products could I have given Chris? Do you really think Chris would change for the better?

    The real difference between me and Chris has less to do with what we spend our money on, and more to do with priorities, and how we got the money to begin with.
     
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  15. Thus began many an eloquent thesis.
     
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  16. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/thank-you-video.13817

    heh... Maybe Chris read this?
     
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  17. I was hoping you'd give some insight on why you gave Chris the money. Did you think he deserved something? If so, why? Did you want to see how he would spend it? If so, again, why?
     
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  18. I think that toilet does less work than Chris does.
     
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  19. Do I really need to explain what should be obvious?

    Chris is entertaining. Sometimes getting interesting content from Chris requires a bit of encouragement.

    It was mostly harmless, and Chris seems to have enjoyed it. People have done far worse things to Chris than this.
     
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