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Inactive Chris Gillon / Autphag and Spergchan / Sophie Y’IsraeliCurrently in jail, hopes to move to North Korea, supports ISIS, Also a Man

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Who passes better as a woman?

  1. Autphag:

    20 vote(s)
    8.7%
  2. Robert Wayne Stiles

    209 vote(s)
    91.3%
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  1. Well dorftrottel would fit Chris to a T (I think I spelled that correctly)
     
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    Anonymus Fluhre

    Anonymus Fluhre No man fears what he has seen grow

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  2. Yes, or to be more specific, there were real. Sometimes Haribo produces limited sweets with "original" shapes. Its mostly harmless stuff like animals or something like that. But yes, in one year they really sold asses with ears.
     
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    Miss Hortensia

    Miss Hortensia Yet another Eurofag

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  3. Here in the UK they do Minions themed ones, they started producing them back in 2013 for Despicable Me 2, then they changed the design of them for the Minions movie in 2015 then again this year for Despicable Me 3.

    Haha I have autism you sack of shite.
     
    LagoonaBlue

    LagoonaBlue Unconvincing tranny

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  4. two are not mutually exclusive and when I refer to your r3tardation it isn't literal; you act stupid at certain times

    anyway, the drink and codeine made me alight the library because, although it wasn't obvious I was drunk, my computer time ran out

    now to ask my mother to drive me to a different one with an actual plug for this computer, which I far prefer using
     
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    Autphag

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  5. Pot, kettle...
     
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    LagoonaBlue

    LagoonaBlue Unconvincing tranny

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  6. Now I know were your obsession with "continental philosophy" and occultism stems from. Lol, you really dare to call others tard, while you're rooting for Land, an crackpot, who got kicked out by Warwick university, 'cause he spend years with yelling and raging at other philosophers for criticising him. He gifted us words like "numogramatics" and "tic-xenotation", words nobody cared about except him. He even nearly died because of his insanely large consumption of all drugs available.

    Did you actually know he's terminally ill? Outright insane? That his last friends have left him? That he thinks, machinations are out to kill him? That even the Chinese are terrified by him?

    But I guess, that sounds awfully familiar to you.
     
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    Miss Hortensia

    Miss Hortensia Yet another Eurofag

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  7. He's the greatest philosopher alive, and inspired my Aspergian socialism.

    Nick Land's work in e-printed form (I got some publisher to make it into a single book for a hefty price) takes pride of place next to Kim Jong-il's Socialism is a Science on my bookshelf.
     
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  8. Lol, of course, you love him. He's insane just like you and managed to alienate every former supporter he once had. But it speaks for itself that you only know his current racist, fascist work and not his theories about "acceleration" from 1990. Granted, he was already mad in 1990 with his passion for MDMA, but he's taken it up to eleven since then.
     
    Miss Hortensia

    Miss Hortensia Yet another Eurofag

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  9. Was this an alternative-physics theory, or about the processing speed element of IQ?

    If the latter, that'd just be like my progesterone, then.
     
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  10. Lagoona in one fell swoop has been responsible for breaking my heart once more...

    I'll finish the work I'm doing, then die, as a commitment to my work's sentimental meaning, value, and tragedy of its creation.
     
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  11. That is a lie and you know it.
     
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    LagoonaBlue

    LagoonaBlue Unconvincing tranny

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  12. Neither nor. I was about to explain it, but since you decided to rile LagoonaBlue again, you just can fuck off.
     
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    Miss Hortensia

    Miss Hortensia Yet another Eurofag

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  13. well then it was likely of little value to me anyway

    I dropped Higher Physics for the reason it was fucking boring
     
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  14. Land's philosophical accelerationism has nothing to do with physics, you exceptional individual. A simple wiki search would have helped you. But I bet, you'll excuse your lazyness with "Lol, didn't care 'bout the former work of my hero next to Grandpa Kim".
     
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    Miss Hortensia

    Miss Hortensia Yet another Eurofag

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  15. explain it to me then; I'm not reading his pre-epiphanous work simply because you ask me to, his present philosophies are at the correct paradigm for the societal conditions needed to combat them

    it'd be like trying to look for neo-Confucian ideas when you really ought to read Juche
     
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  16. No, use google. Really, you taxed my patience enough. If you can't be arsed to look out for the work of a man you just claimed as greatest philosopher ever, you're really... Hypocritical.
     
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    Miss Hortensia

    Miss Hortensia Yet another Eurofag

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  17. If you're gonna die after having a bowel movement, your life's work must be truly forgettable.
     
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    GethN7

    Verified True & Honest Fan

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  18. He's like a toddler with a Bob The Builder playset who thinks he's a real builder. It's kind of funny but pretty sad to be honest. The worse thing is, he really thinks the stuff he writes is impressive or meaningful. Poor dear sad old "Sophie" *sigh*
     
    Cuntster

    Cuntster Bastard Congoid of the Jungle.
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  19. Christ, I come back from making some jerk chicken for tonight and I return for more stupid shit.

    Chris is a Tinker Gnome confirmed. An unsuccessful one at that.
     
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    Anonymus Fluhre

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  20. I get that your transgender blog is shit, and that nobody would have anything to envy about it in a million years, but please, this deals with real legitimacy, not the kind you imagine by looking at brain-damaged cadavers, or the implicit admission that type-6 transsexualism is a fetish through orgasm studies.
     
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    Autphag

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