Chris Hall aka The writer of Shredded Moose -

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LionSandwich

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Don't get me wrong, I am a total fan of this guy in the same way I'm a fan of Tommy Wiseau as a film maker but he is sorta fucked up and fascinating for it. First off, a little couple of pictures including a comparison to his self insert, Brew. First picture was posted on ShreddedMoose.com in 2007 and the second in 2012.




Surprisingly the guy either got a liposuction or worked out like mad but amusingly enough he scrutinized people for getting obese from eating at fast food joints on Shreddedmoose.com


Now you may say, how is this guy possible a lolcow? Well lets just say he had a comic that was rather interesting from a psychological perspective. I won't infer anything in this thread that I haven't already in that other thread but would anyone care to tell me what they think about the minor Shredded Moose character "Tina" and her interactions with Chris Hall's self insert?





Now if the implications of that weren't interesting enough, Chris was 27 when he wrote this comic and he forced/bribed his 17 year cousin, Brian C. Krümm to draw all the art for it. Yes, all the women getting punched in their vaginas, babies killed and breasts squeezed were drawn by a teenager with a decent amount of art talent..

Now I'm sharing this stuff cuz its psychologically fascinating, not cuz I have an axe to grind. Shredded Moose is my all time favorite webcomic cuz of how fucked up and ironically hilarious it is and the rabbit hole surrounding it is pretty deep.

Hall is also a furry-in-denial who tortured animals as a kid, bragged about it and possibly a fetish for it as he goes by the pseudonym "ToasySquirrel" and had an imaginary squirrel friend named Muff who would "tell" Chris his opinion on naked women in the porn thread on Shredded Moose's forum. Muff later died a horrible death in Shredded Moose.

Chris also shares a car with his grandpa and was asking advice on an auto forum how he could sabotage his car with breaking it so he could convince his grandpa it didn't work anymore and sneak off with the car.

He believes that a large amount of women are plotting to "trap" him and his fellow men into paying for child support and other funds to them by purposely getting pregnant. He issued PSA's about this on ShreddedMoose.com and how much American women suck. I was wondering if this would go in the Blue Pill area since he obviously has some kind of complex towards women.

Last but not least, Hall is a technical wizard and bypassed high school entirely to work in the IT industry. Some say that never having a childhood is what caused him to be like this. Quite possible actually.

Again, I doubt Chris is an evil guy, but he's definitely an interesting one.
 
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LionSandwich

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Oh yeah and I have a collection of heavily libertarian (like Kelly comic level of crazy) articles he wrote on Shredded Moose about how Walmart is the ultimate evil purposely designed to crush "mom-and-pop" and "made in america" stores, how much people should be able to just ask for sex flat out and get it, how american, or at least Californian women are spoiled brats who get everything they want from men and expect to be treated like royalty, how the reason feminists are so angry is cuz they haven't gotten laid in such a long time, and many other winners. Lemme know if you're interested in reading hardcore conservative stuff that borderlines parody.
 

Satan

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He bribed\forced his cousin to do all his artwork the same way you bribed\forced your roommate to take pictures and claim them to be yours? You and this writer sure have a lot of things in common. I see why you are a fan of his work, Rika.
 

LionSandwich

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Seek professional mental help.
Hey Null, can you please get this baby to stop shitting up threads? I think I posted an example of an eccentric person who may or not be a lolcow but definitely has some interesting, screwy things about him that make him interesting.

Green Puddin, I don't need your advice, stop derailing a thread I fully intended to be a lolcow discussion. If you think I'm a lolcow, talk about me in the "rika" thread.
 

Pikonic

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Shredded Moose has been dead for like 5 years. There's no new content to critique, the author moved on.
 
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DrChristianTroy

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"who tortured animals as a kid, bragged about it and possibly a fetish for it as he goes by the pseudonym "ToasySquirrel""
This went from lolcow to psychotic quite quickly.
 

LionSandwich

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"who tortured animals as a kid, bragged about it and possibly a fetish for it as he goes by the pseudonym "ToasySquirrel""
This went from lolcow to psychotic quite quickly.
Well I wasn't going to post an articles from SM.com unless anyone asked but the guy legitimately has some kind of interest in killing animals. I know this is supportive of curing diseases and saving people's lives but the way he writes about killing small animals is beyond edgy.

Friday, Dec 7, 2007 - 1:58am PST | Comic
Posted by: Brew


Animals Are People Too

Do you know what sounds like a lot of fun right now? Medical testing on little fluffy animals! Doesn’t that sound freakin’ awesome! I think there should be a holiday or a special time of the year where people can celebrate scientific animal testing and all the good it’s done for mankind and for the world. It could have its very own, “Day of…” celebration, complete with giant floats of mice being injected with medications and drugs for the good of science. Parents could take their children to watch the parade; there would be t-shirts and balloons, it would be fantastic, fun for the whole family!

I had a friend who did work study in a science lab in college; the lab’s field of study was an attempt to find a treatment and a cure for osteoporosis. For those of you not in the know, it’s essentially a medical condition that affects the bones of many people as they get older, especially post-menopausal women. Living with osteoporosis can make someone’s life severely uncomfortable, or it can turn it into an excruciating and debilitating, pain filled life of constant anguish and suffering.

cute fuzzy lab mouse

Is there a cure for osteoporosis? Not yet. How will a cure be developed? By studying various scientific techniques and their effect on cultures of bone cells. Where do all these bone cells come from? Little white fuzzy mice, of course. Why little fuzzy lab mice?

(A) Mice are plentiful and the research takes *a lot* of experimentation.
(B) The cells need to be as genetically similar as possible.

I bet you’re wondering how the bone samples are obtained from the little mices. It’s really simple: First, the lab technician cuts the mouse’s head off *SNIP!* Then, the evil scientist tears the flesh from the mouse’s bones with his teeth as he pours buckets of mouse blood all over his face as he laughs sadistically! Alternatively, once the mouse’s head has been severed and it’s died a very quick and clean death, the technician could of course scrape the cell samples from the mouse’s bone and place them in a Petri dish. It’s a very long process, and only one of many techniques to find a cure for one of an innumerable amount of diseases


But *some people* think this sort of thing is horrible. They think the little mices should be saved because, well – apparently somewhere these *god damn idiots* got the idea in their head that the“well being” of tens of thousands of mice is more important then the health, longevity, and “well being” of their FELLOW HUMAN BEINGS!

I would like to invite these same people to enjoy a fun-filled polio infection. Once the disease has corroded away various elements of their nervous system causing their muscles to atrophy and robbing them of the ability to breath on their own. Then, as they’re waiting for their heart to seize up, they can enjoy what short period of life they have left knowing that somewhere there’s a cuddly little lab animal thankful they were never used to develop a cure for the disease.

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Liquid Squirtle

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there isn't anything to click
I think he means the report button. I mean, it is right below the "clicking here" text.

Also, I really don't know where you're going with this. Is it 'cause you got ridicule for saying you liked Shredded Moose and are trying to defend yourself? By what you've posted Chris Hall has gone past lolcow potential and straight into being psychotic and needing medical help, so it can't be legitimate lolcow material. So again, where are you going with this?
 
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LionSandwich

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I think he means the report button. I mean, it is right below the "clicking here" text.

Also, I really don't know where you're going with this. Is it 'cause you got ridicule for saying you liked Shredded Moose and are trying to defend yourself? By what you've posted Chris Hall has gone past lolcow potential and straight into psychotic and needing medical help, so it can't be legitimate lolcow material. So again, where are you going with this?
Actually I like Shredded Moose and Chris Hall a whole lot, I just thought they are interesting to talk about cuz they are fucked up. The guy hasn't legitimately been documented tormenting animals, he's more a Tim Buckley type that has tons of hints about him doing fucked up shit but never actually being caught in the act. Think "Jackie"
 

Rio

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Hall is a shitty person who wrote a shitty webcomic. There's no depth to it at all, as most of the 'humor' seems to simply come from Hall trying to be 'edgy,' which isn't funny and just makes him come across as a try-hard. If OP's description of Hall is at all accurate, then goddamn, he's a total psycho and he needs professional help.
 
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Dynastia

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Is there any dramafaggotry associated with this guy? I mean, has he lost his shit and tardraged at people on the internet in a lolcowlike manner, or is he just a disturbed individual who wants to torture animals and punch heartless bitches in the cunt? The guy sounds interesting, I suppose, in the same manner any psychopath is interesting ; but he's not really amusing in the way a proper lolcow is.
 

Green Puddin

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You, as in you being Robert Wayne Styles, are the only person on the entire planet Earth who has an unhealthy interest in Douchebag Web Comic Guy. He's dropped the comic because a) he grew the fuck up or b) karma is a bitch. I can assure you, no one else cares. So, again;

Seek professional mental help.
 
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Andrew Noel Schaefer

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But I thought the writer for this sexist and horribly mysogonistic POS is MIA (See the 3rd pic posted for proof of mysogony. Thats not funny, thats awful)

Also

Seek professional mental help.
 
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Satan

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Rika. Stop. You are not fooling anyone. Don't try to distract us. We're on to you boy.
We asked for pictures of you, not pictures of some faggy comic artist who doesn't even have any good drama.
Rika drama is way better. Give us good drama on this guy or this thread should be closed.
 
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