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Maybe the real lolcow was the man offering you a seat. This should be funny but I'm having feels instead.
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To go from hosting an Emmy winning show to having a thread on Kiwi Farms. Is it possible to be a feelscow or something like that, because this is depressing.
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He's streaming a "Coronavirus / COVID-19 Special Update 4" that has ear raping audio and the chat disabled. Guess our intrepid reporter has a thin skin.
I still want to see Chris Hansen in a new Predator reboot, him and a digitally de-aged Arnie team up to take down the Predator in bumtown, Miami.
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Chris Hansen is one of the worst scammers in history. I don't know why anyone supports this guy, to be honest... Even his former moderator got tired of his shit and admitted that Chris was purposely making false allegations for money.
If he cared about actual victims then why would he try to make money off them? Why not let the police deal with it? Simple: he knows that once the police dismiss it in front of his face and the public finds out, then he will know have a reason to stop, and that means less money for him.
Even the police explicitly told him that they're having a hard time finding actual, literal victims that had been on his show and a victim’s advocate straight up told Chris that his victim would not go to jail.
Chris Hansen has been arrested, evicted from his home, lost in multiple court settlements, wrote fraudlent checks, caught cheating on his wife, trespassed on private property and peaked through peoples windows, used the virus pandemic to scam people, wrote fraudulent checks, etc...
Most everyone would see how that man can't be trusted.
If he cared about actual victims then why would he try to make money off them? Why not let the police deal with it? Simple: he knows that once the police dismiss it in front of his face and the public finds out, then he will know have a reason to stop, and that means less money for him.
Even the police explicitly told him that they're having a hard time finding actual, literal victims that had been on his show and a victim’s advocate straight up told Chris that his victim would not go to jail.
Chris Hansen has been arrested, evicted from his home, lost in multiple court settlements, wrote fraudlent checks, caught cheating on his wife, trespassed on private property and peaked through peoples windows, used the virus pandemic to scam people, wrote fraudulent checks, etc...
Most everyone would see how that man can't be trusted.
Cow crossover time.
Hansen's latest stream with Jeffree Star, regarding his involvement with Dahvie Vanity of Blood on The Dancefloor and statutory rape accusations fame:
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Highlights in regards to Chris blow.
Chris sucking Jeffree off:
Hansen's latest stream with Jeffree Star, regarding his involvement with Dahvie Vanity of Blood on The Dancefloor and statutory rape accusations fame:
(Full transcript)
Highlights in regards to Chris blow.
Chris sucking Jeffree off:
Chris deflecting criticism for not asking Jeffree any hard questions:
Some instances of Chris plugging his other cases and upcoming episodes multiple times as an aside in multiple questions during the 55 minute duration of the stream: (this is admittedly understandable as he has to promote his own show, but it felt very distracting as I was watching the stream, because he kept doing it and the focus of conversation was everywhere but on the issue at hand)
Overall, the stream can be summarized as a PR stunt for both of them - Jeffree gets to hand wave away the negative attention and Chris rakes in the views. The conversation was vague and the questions were lazy, if not deliberately lax. It's a sad sight.
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That would be an awesome excuse though, "I was peeping through Anna, 8 years old's window just to see so no pedos where there!"
He's sucking that weirdo faggot off because his internet fanbase are sjw teens that ban you for saying problematic things. Like onions wife is a girl.
TaterFarmer
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Nick DeOrio's part 2 synopsis of the intrepid "TV Reporter" (guess Hansen's dropping the claim of "journalist" since he has never actually been a journalist). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crmUFgenYko
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I've always assumed Chris Hansen was secretly a closeted pedophile. A lot of these people that larp as pedophile hunters in my experience turn out to be pedos.
I used to crack jokes here and there about a decade ago on that. At this rate it would shock no one if it panned out.
Olive Gardener
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Nipplesweat Deoderant is always far worse than the people he criticizes. Don't give that fat, giggling, clout whore any attention.
I stayed up last night watching that, and I was impressed. The comments section of that video is another story, however: so many fucking references to Raid Shadow Legends and 26 pieces of silver.
You know, I thought that video will be a small scoop about his success and a big shovel about his downfall, but turns out, I didn't know anything about Chris. I've always thought that his only claim to fame was To Catch a Predator, but he's been in so many influential reports, I'm just speechless. This makes his downfall even sadder.
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Keep in mind that in his video about Bunty Cuck he outright said, that Krautist didn't dox anyone, which is what Krautist himself says.
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That documentary is very interesting. It isn't good film making. He makes tons of really big mistakes in how he puts it together, but the research is good and is clearly solid. That is better than most yoo toob shows like this.
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