Public Sighting Chris has arrived at Bronycon 2019 Megathread -

Will Bronycon result in an epic melt down or embarrassing anti-social outburst?


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AnOminous

I'm not mad at anyone, honest.
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Fapcop

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"Do not Bother, Pester or Contact"

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Wait, so who do I need to bother, pester and contact again?



Looks like some horsefucker got a ride with Chris on Sunday and had dinner with him.


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Shit, just look at Chris at the wheel with his fag-gloves and everything. He looks like a Mad Max-sped. Who somehow is managing to survive in the hellish, post-apocalyptic hellscape in his little van.
 

TrunksFromDragonballGT

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Looks like some horsefucker got a ride with Chris on Sunday and had dinner with him.


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How could they stand the smell of Chris?
 

Glassshardballpit

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Looks like some horsefucker got a ride with Chris on Sunday and had dinner with him.


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I guess we've all got to do that devil-may-care thing at least once in our life. So good for you. The smell never wash out..
 

Jasonfan89

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Wait, so who do I need to bother, pester and contact again?





Shit, just look at Chris at the wheel with his fag-gloves and everything. He looks like a Mad Max-sped. Who somehow is managing to survive in the hellish, post-apocalyptic hellscape in his little van.
If the world ever does go full mad Max I suspect one of two possibilities,

1. Chris is one of the "first to go" the speds who where too weak and dependent on others to do anything for themselves much less survive social collapse.

2. He and every brony and furfag in the world heads back to the Baltimore convention center and it becomes the home base of the new raider gang called something along the lines of "the cloppers"
 

Jaiman

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Looks like some horsefucker got a ride with Chris on Sunday and had dinner with him.


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I was there but it's not my post.

How could they stand the smell of Chris?
Chris doesn't smell.
 

Chrus Chundlur

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Wait, so if I'm understanding him correctly, he bought copies of his own books? Why didn't he just make copies of the original at home?
You can't just print out a comic book on a regular domestic printer (or at least with it looking anywhere close to a "real" comic book).

Although Chris being Chris, and with his peculiar "quality standards", I wonder why he didn't try to sell homemade issues made of the cheapest copy paper available, printed on the lowest quality setting of some beat-up printer from the hoard and haphazardly stapled together (of course, he wouldn't honestly see any difference with the real thing). Too much work, I guess.

And now that I think of it, he stoped drawing Sonichu shit again. Since he managed to fund his little trip to autistcon he doesn't need to win any brownie points with his paypigs anymore after all, so they can go fuck themselves until the next begathon for all he cares.
 
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Sonic Rainboom

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trotcon and Babs con will grow, who knows maybe even comic Con will pick up the slack this fuck fest left behind.
Last year, trotcon had 700 attendees. If they get anywhere near the 10,215 that showed up to BronyCon, it's going to be a mad house.

Seeing that most of the hotels in the area are already completely sold out, I predict lulz.
 

Second Missing Primarch

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Shit, just look at Chris at the wheel with his fag-gloves and everything. He looks like a Mad Max-sped. Who somehow is managing to survive in the hellish, post-apocalyptic hellscape in his little van.
If Chris somehow survived into the post-apocalypse, the best he could hope for is to wind up being the obnoxious hype man for some Humungus type warlord, like this guy:

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Swap the dolls for pony plushies and the furs for his wings and forehead dildo and bam. Mad Chris, the Road Sped.
 

Jasonfan89

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If Chris somehow survived into the post-apocalypse, the best he could hope for is to wind up being the obnoxious hype man for some Humungus type warlord, like this guy:

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Swap the dolls for pony plushies and the furs for his wings and forehead dildo and bam. Mad Chris, the Road Sped.
He and every brony and furfag in the world heads back to the Baltimore convention center and it becomes the home base of the new raider gang called something along the lines of "the cloppers"
Someone call George Miller
 

Sonic Rainboom

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From what I've read even after they became a thing bronies never where much for anthrocon, at best a sub group already sticking out from one subgroup.
There's some overlap, but bronies and furries aren't the same thing.

The ponies represent different personality types, eg Twilight is the geek, Applejack is the farmer, etc. See https://sites.google.com/view/bronystudyresearch/past-results/wave-two-2016-present/2016-brony-study, particularly the second to last section. They're ponies, but they represent people.

Furries represent animals, but there isn't as much of a story behind it.
 
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