Chris Hemsworth to play Hulk Hogan - sextape and racism not included

[Scarlett Johansson]

https://people.com/movies/chris-hemsworth-on-playing-hulk-hogan-in-upcoming-biopic-im-just-fascinated-by-wrestling/

I had completely forgotten about this but they're still going ahead with it for some reason?

Chris Hemsworth is going to play Hulk Hogan. Imagine having to learn an American accent. Imagine having to learn the Hulk Hogan way of speaking. If he pulls this off successfully give him a damn Oscar.

Amy Adams or Amy Schumer would have been perfect choices for Tonya Harding......

Anyway I hope that they include Pastamania and his Baywatch episode

 

[The Shadow]

But he's not a REAL AMERICAN, BROTHER!

 

[Rice Is Ready]

He can't be Thor and the Hulk at the same time. Ridiculous!

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

But he's not a REAL AMERICAN, BROTHER!

I hope they include the scene where Elvis comes to watch his matches as a youngin like he claimed in his autobiography.

 

[Diabeetus]

Here's my list of self-care tips:

• Drink plenty of water
• Take a jog through your neighborhood
• Eat balanced meals
• Read How Things Work by Nick Denton, founder of Gawker Media

If you do these four things everyday, I guarantee you'll be feeling happier and healthier.

 

[The Shadow]

I hope they include the scene where Elvis comes to watch his matches as a youngin like he claimed in his autobiography.

Could tie it into an Elvis/WWE Cinematic universe.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Anyone on the farms been fortunate enough to eat at one of his restaurants?

 

[Tim Buckley]

Anyone on the farms been fortunate enough to eat at one of his restaurants?

Nobody here is older than 20 so no

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

Here's my list of self-care tips:

• Drink plenty of water
• Take a jog through your neighborhood
• Eat balanced meals
• Read How Things Work by Nick Denton, founder of Gawker Media

If you do these four things everyday, I guarantee you'll be feeling happier and healthier.

Also, eat your vitamins, drink your milk and say your prayers to The Big Man Upstairs

 

[Twitter Hate Mob]

But he's not a REAL AMERICAN, BROTHER!

THAT DON'T MATTER BROTHER DUDE JACK - CAN HE SQUEEZE SOMEONE WITH THOSE SIX INCH PYTHONS AND DROP A 300 LB LEG BROTHER BROTHER

I hope they cover his acting career, there are people out there who've never heard of Suburban Commando or Santa With Muscles.

 

[Chad Nasty]

Here's my list of self-care tips:

• Drink plenty of water
• Take a jog through your neighborhood
• Eat balanced meals
• Read How Things Work by Nick Denton, founder of Gawker Media

If you do these four things everyday, I guarantee you'll be feeling happier and healthier.

Nigga best be trolling

 

[XYZpdq]

Here's my list of self-care tips:

• Drink plenty of water
• Take a jog through your neighborhood
• Eat balanced meals
• Read How Things Work by Nick Denton, founder of Gawker Media

If you do these four things everyday, I guarantee you'll be feeling happier and healthier.

THOSE AREN'T THE DEMANDMENTS OF HULKAMANIA BROTHER JACK DUDE

 

[Hyrip123876]

I need a cinematic recreation of the Gawker sex tape

haha.

 

[Niggernerd]

Take a jog through your neighborhood

Not this time craKKKa

 

[Dom Cruise]

Can't for his "Oscar" moment scene of him recreating the time Hulk Hogan filmed himself in a hospital bathroom and said "They said I had, they said I had to take a steamer"

 

[Kornheiser]

I hope they show him not putting over Sting since he wasn’t tan.