Chris in 20 years? -

[Boomerang]

What do you think will happen to OPL in 20 years?

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Crapped briefs, heartaches, depression and a lot of and

 

[cypocraphy]

I wonder if he'll still be thinking about high school at that time.

 

[CatParty]

In 20 years, we'll probably be making these "what will Chris's future be like" threads daily as to opposed to once a week.

Or dead. In which case no more future speculation threads, thank god.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

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Did you notice the difference from present day Chris? Very good, there isn't one.

 

[Pikonic]

Assuming Chris will live to 52 (I think he will)
He'll still be single
He'll still lament the lack of friends
He'll still refuse help

Assuming Barb lives to 92 (not likely)
She'll still be a hoarder
She'll still keep a tight leash on Chris
She'll still refuse help

Assuming Barb dies*




*please see all threads applicable to this

 

[Kosher Dill]

In 20 years Chris will have an automated Attraction Sign on his Ipad that automatically plugs in the up-to-date values for 18-(current age), (current cup size) or above, etc.

 

[AtroposHeart]

I think a better question is if Chris will be interesting enough for this forum to still be around in twenty years.

 

[BillRiley]

In 20 years Chris will have gotten an office job, married his super model heartsweet and fathered a pretty little daughter named Crystal.

Also, the President of the United States will be a cartoon character named "Bippo."

IT WAS BASICALLY PROMISED!

 

[Jerk]

dat nigga gon die

 

[Stratochu]

Dead or incarcerated.

 

[Foulmouth]

He'll still be wearing the same clothes,on the same couch, in the same house, doing the same old chris shit.

 

[LordCustos3]

In 20 Years, he'll be a cross between Boo Radley, Ebenezer Scrooge, Baron Vladamir Harkonen and a malfunctioning sewage treatment plant.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Stuck again on his hoverboard because he forgot they don't work on water.

 

[Mr. 0]

Chris will sell Barb's remains to the weens to fund the purchase of his latest life upgrade. In that same vein, he'll run his own GAMe PLACe out of 14 Branchland Ct, selling Snorlax's old things and creating his new autistic hub in which he can engineer new memories to replace the ones destroyed by Bitch, Witch, and Bastard.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

Dead or hobo.

 

[Overcast]

He'd be dead. Archaeologists will excavate his house, find his remains, and he will be dubbed the LolCowsauras.

 

[LordCustos3]

In 20 Years, he'll be a cross between Boo Radley, Ebenezer Scrooge, Baron Vladamir Harkonen and a malfunctioning sewage treatment plant.

Sorry, In the spirit of Journalistic Integrity, I need to print a retraction....
That post should've read

Since 2010, he has been a cross between Boo Radley, Ebenezer Scrooge, Baron Vladamir Harkonen and a malfunctioning sewage treatment plant.

The editors and staff are sorry for any offense this post may have caused.

 

[Sakamoto]

He'll have lost all hope. By that time, even Chris will finally realize that he'll never have a sweetheart, high school is over, and his life will never get better. And he'll be very bitter about it.

He will be a grouchy old man (yes, "old" in his early 50s because he gets no exercise and eats crap), who plays video games in a filthy run down house full of trash, occasionally emerging to get junk food, communicating only with fast food cashiers in mumbles and grunts, never making eye contact. Caring even less about his hygiene, it's all pointless if there will never be any sweetheart. Even his few ass-patters online have deserted him by now. He probably sees everyone as a potential troll, but even they have finally grown bored with him as he never does anything. Even playing with Legos just seems like too much trouble to future Chris. He still talks to Sonichu, but now it's sort of like Gollum talking to himself:
Sonichu: Christian... Why does he cry, father?
Chris: Cruel trolls hurts us. Megan tricksed us.
Sonichu: Of course she did. I told you she was tricksy. I told you she was false.

 

[Some JERK]

every time i try to imagine what Chris may do in the future, i remember the stuff that nobody saw coming, (tomgirl, GTA: GAMe PLACe) and i realize that by definition, you can't predict what completely unpredictable people are going to do.

edit: I guess Chris isn't completely unpredictable. in a lot of ways he's very predictable. I guess i mean that every once in a while, he just ricochets deep into left field and surprises me.