Chris is considering moving to Chesterfield -

[Qqqqq]

This is thanks to Thetan's email correspondence which brings a couple of things to take note of:

1 - He plugged the coffee pot into the bathroom through an extension cord. As if the pull from a regular appliance wasn't facepalm enough, now you get to use both hands.

2 - He was considering moving to Chesterfield county again before the fire, now post-fire he may have more motivation to go there. The email suggests there's people there who don't want to see him. Is he going to stalk his gal pals? The email response gives me a hint of prickly wicklies and was the main reason I wanted to start a discussion about his motivations for maybe going back there.

Spoiler

 

[The Mackers]

It's have to be Barb looking to move there too, otherwise Chris isn't going anywhere! Especially not for any excuses for him to leave the house to see friends

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Lets clarify one thing: Chris is not considering ANYTHING. Chris simply goes where mommy leads.

 

[butt in trouble]

Chris doing something on his own? In his dreams.

 

[Qqqqq]

Lets clarify one thing: Chris is not considering ANYTHING. Chris simply goes where mommy leads.

Fair nuff

 

[Watcher]

2 - He was considering moving to Chesterfield county again before the fire, now post-fire he may have more motivation to go there. The email suggests there's people there who don't want to see him. Is he going to stalk his gal pals? The email response gives me a hint of prickly wicklies and was the main reason I wanted to start a discussion about his motivations for maybe going back there.

The only logical reason I can think of why Chris would wanna move to Chesterfield county is to stalk his galpals and try to rekindle his high school life. Trying to prove to himself that it was actually the shining jewel of his existence when in reality it was a complete fabrication. The girls befriended him out of pity and he wants to go there to continue deluding himself.

It's also worth noting that the correspondent believes the coffee maker story is bullshit. Which only has another alternative explanation, that Chris burned his house down on purpose. Burning his house down just to move to Chesterfield county sounds way too to be done by Chris.

 

[Pikonic]

Keep in mind "I may" and "I will" are two different things.
And this is Chris.

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

"How dare you be so heartless, soulless and uncompassionate to us?"

Gee Chris, how about when you wished death upon Mimm's girlfriend just to spite him over some minor taunting? Where was your compassion then?

 

[Chuggernaut]

I think the line "one should not be judged by their deeds, but by the content of their character and soul" is a sign of how fucked in the head he is. People (which just means him, in this context) shouldn't be judged by their (his) actions, and yet any time anyone parodies Sonichu they are doing it to steal from him and hurt him personally even if they say otherwise, and are terrible people and DAMN MOCKING BASTARDS.

 

[Shadow]

I think the line "one should not be judged by their deeds, but by the content of their character and soul" is a sign of how fucked in the head he is. People (which just means him, in this context) shouldn't be judged by their (his) actions, and yet any time anyone parodies Sonichu they are doing it to steal from him and hurt him personally even if they say otherwise, and are terrible people and DAMN MOCKING BASTARDS.

Because Chris cares about the content of anybody elses soul. Not whether or not they're a 18 - 24 year old white, not fat, good looking female with b cups or higher.

 

[homerbeoulve]

This is thanks to Thetan's email correspondence which brings a couple of things to take note of:

1 - He plugged the coffee pot into the bathroom through an extension cord. As if the pull from a regular appliance wasn't facepalm enough, now you get to use both MANOS.

2 - He was considering moving to Chesterfield county again before the fire, now post-fire he may have more motivation to go there. The email suggests there's people there who don't want to see him. Is he going to stalk his gal pals? The email response gives me a hint of prickly wicklies and was the main reason I wanted to start a discussion about his motivations for maybe going back there.

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/2nGXpqR.png

Moving with their finances is a stretch.

 

[Watcher]

I think the line "one should not be judged by their deeds, but by the content of their character and soul" is a sign of how fucked in the head he is.

Anyone who sees Chris usually gets their gag reflex triggered. What does that say about his character?

 

[CalmMyTits]

Yeah, as others have said, Chris won't move there on his own. He simply does not have the brains or know-how to find an apartment himself, etc etc. He would expect someone else (like Rocky) to find an apartment for him. And as far as where Mommy goes, Chris goes, this sounds about right as well. Barb will choose where they go, and who knows what she will want to do.

Will she want a quieter, more secluded place like 14BC, out in the rural area (the only situation they could stay there is for the house to be bulldozed and a mobile home/trailer placed on the lot) or will she want something closer to civilization? Since there is a mortgage on the house (how much is left, who knows) she certainly won't have money to buy a new house, the only thing she and Chris can afford (besides a mobile home on the remnants of 14BC) is an apartment. Being in a town might be beneficial for both of them as it would provide more socialization since you have more stores and whatever nearby, but this might not be good for their potential neighbors...

 

[Trombonista]

I love how Chris thinks he's in a position to pity any of his high school graduating class (except for Jon-Log, of course).

 

[butt in trouble]

I think the line "one should not be judged by their deeds, but by the content of their character and soul" is a sign of how fucked in the head he is. People (which just means him, in this context) shouldn't be judged by their (his) actions, and yet any time anyone parodies Sonichu they are doing it to steal from him and hurt him personally even if they say otherwise, and are terrible people and DAMN MOCKING BASTARDS.

Like I said on the other thread he really just means he should be judged for his actions but should be put on a pedestal because he's such a special snowflake. And I love the IN PERSON, FACE TO FACE part. It's like the end of the jackie emails where he says point blank "anything negative you say about me isn't true because you said it over the internet."

 

[A-Stump]

Stock answer

'Chris is going to shit himself and do nothing'

 

[CalmMyTits]

All mockery aside, it really would be interesting if Chris actually moved there, into a more densely populated area. He would have more opportunities to make an ass of himself (and Barb as well.

 

[Coldgrip]

And more chances to create the Beatdown saga (or incident).

 

[Silver]

I'd love to see him move to Chesterfield. But I am also a cruel, gleeful person.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

But I am also a cruel, gleeful person.

Marry me.