Chris is going Everfree Northwest -

[normankrasner]

the cheapest round trip on Greyhound from Cville to Seattle is around $400, the cheapest round trip on Spirit Airlines from BWI to Seattle isn't much more

He's finally going to Redmond!

to spray Bill Gates for the heXBox?

 

[and 1 other]

Generous Josh. I like that you are looking out for Chris, even if he is going to some gay Brony thing.

 

[The Repeated Meme]

Lol bronycon what is he gay?

Considering he likes to dress up as a women, yes.

 

[normankrasner]

He could take one of those trains with your own little room, like reviewbrah did a while ago, if they're available for that trip.

those are actually more expensive than flying

does (s)he even have the attention span for a cross country drive?

 

[Xenomorph]

Please let him stop by DSP's house

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Has this been asked: "who's going to look out for Barb?"

 

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

I imagine all airlines have something similar to this:

https://www.aa.com/i18n/travel-info/special-assistance/special-assistance.jsp

A goddess wouldn't take advantage of this service herself, so null will have to make sure this particular box gets checked

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Doesn't he get more then enough money from his tugboat? I don't really understand. Plane travel in the US isn't that expensive right? Getting people to crowd fund this is rather stupid and pointless as far as I can see.

Stop getting people to baby him around, I'm sure his twitter orbiters are more than capable of handling this on their own as a collective autistic unit, if they're so willing to throw money at him for Sonichu related content as you said, let then organise this all on their own.

@Null don't waste your time, it's better spent elsewhere, if you help it probably wont end well.

 

[Chet Masterson]

oh lord i hope barb doesnt die while hes gone, let's be honest, she's close to deaths door.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I have a feeling Barb might as well go along with him. I also think if she does so, she's afraid that trolls would steal some of her sweet, sweet hoard. If Barb is anything like Chris, she'll impossibly want both.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Please let him stop by DSP's house

If he goes, then he'll be less then 25kms from each other.

 

[Black Yoshi]

the cheapest round trip on Greyhound from Cville to Seattle is around $400, the cheapest round trip on Spirit Airlines from BWI to Seattle isn't much more

It might be cheaper to do it from Dulles.

 

[ColtWalker1847]

3000 miles in two days for someone who has never traveled long distance before is going to end badly. Josh is right. Attempting this could kill Chris. It should not be done.

Let him drive his ass from VA to WA and see how things end up instead of patting his ass the whole way there.

He would be guaranteed to have some misadventure enroute. I see sad sacks stuck like this all the time. Chris has nowhere near the abilities needed to take care of himself if anything goes wrong and will be worse off than most. None of it will be filmed. None of it will be online. We will never see it.

His shitty car will break down. It will get impounded and lost forever. He will get stuck in some facility until the locals round up the resources to ship him home. The only account of it will be Chris because he won't have any electricity to post online and the local caretaker people won't let anyone mess with a tard in their custody.

Him cranking out some garbage for his paypigs so that he can get roundtrip tickets and uber rides is feasible. But it's also Chris and he will manage to screw it up somehow. Either way that will be more entertaining than him being a burden on the staff of some truck stop in Nebraska when his shitbox dies. Or worse.

 

[Takodachi]

I dont know whats more hilarous.
The speds angrily yelling at null for doing this, or null being a retard and getting angry at said speds for the gazillionth time.

This is entertaining enough

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

Lol at half the people here calling null out on this idiocy making sure to suck his dick before doing so for fear of being tard-rage banned

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Lol at half the people here calling null out on this idiocy making sure to suck his dick before doing so for fear of being tard-rage banned

Null is objectively nice......too nice for Chris.

 

[Rupin]

Well whether someone pays for Chris’s flight to Seattle or he pays for it himself, it should make for an interesting development in his life. Whatever the case, he will be in the Ultimate safe space when he gets there because I’m sure he will have a lot of orbiters who can’t wait to meet him or will even accompany him on the trip.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

The only way I'll pay for this is a shoutout video

Spoiler

by "shoutout," I mean directing questioning point blank with Chris right next to Barb if she ever regretted giving birth to Chris, and I hope the answer is worthwhile.

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

Null is objectively nice......too nice for Chris.

Are you his new flavor of the week?

 

[horrorfan89]

Are any of you going there? I might need someone dependable to call on.

Nope sorry null, that one time I was a field agent at the last bronycon was just that, a one time thing. Good luck to you and everyone else willing to go along with this little excursion though, get plenty of pics of him alone at the dance they'll most likey be holding.