Chris is going Everfree Northwest -

UncleFuckAss

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Some real mixed signals here
 

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Glassshardballpit

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Having Chris going over the Rockies in that dilapidated soccer mom van is almost on par with his magic vag Saga, I just wonder if he's clever enough to figure out that people are going to freak out about him doing this and therefore pool money together to keep him from dying.

I think Null's motives are pure, but I think there's only so much you can do to keep idiots from killing themselves.
 

Tikbalang

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Or transform into his Sonichu form and run there and back at the speed of sound?
That requires taking psychedelics
That being said, I definitely think he should be chaperoned at the con for more than just the potential lulz
Chaperone's job should not just monitor Chris's behavior but also do a livestream focusing on him at a distance. Also a chaperone has to be a black man wearing a mall security uniform.
 

Glassshardballpit

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That requires taking psychedelics

Chaperone's job should not just monitor Chris's behavior but also do a livestream focusing on him at a distance. Also a chaperone has to be a black man wearing a mall security uniform.
I think people are biting at the chomp, myself included, for a little action after 2 years of almost nothing.

But the last thing that needs to happen is Chris ending up in jail or driving off a cliff.... Or dying of heat exposure.

Another thing he'll need to bring is plenty of water and sunscreen as it's in the triple digits currently in the Pacific Northwest.
 

Pickle Inspector

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I have a feeling Barb might as well go along with him. I also think if she does so, she's afraid that trolls would steal some of her sweet, sweet hoard. If Barb is anything like Chris, she'll impossibly want both.
Wouldn't this be one of the best ways to keep Chris under control for the trip?

Assuming paypigs are able to fund two plane tickets and his mom is willing to go with him.
 

Hogar Grupal

Chris Needs Me
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Wouldn't this be one of the best ways to keep Chris under control for the trip?

Assuming paypigs are able to fund two plane tickets and his mom is willing to go with him.
From what I've gathered in the OP, Null implied that it was a solo trip, and that there would be some he trusted that was paid who would be in Seattle to meet Chris when he arrived; didn't mention squat about Barb whether she was staying or going with Chris.

I agree that Barb going with Chris to this con would be for the best. She's been bitching at Chris for leaving to cons and leaving her alone, at the same time chimping out if she doesn't answer his calls. The difference is, Barb was somewhat comfortable with Chris going to cons because they were relatively close. This one, not so much.
 
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