New plan: finance the trip by making a remake of Planes, Trains and Automobiles with Josh as Steve Martin's character and Chris as John Candy's character. Instant blockbuster.
Chris is going to Everfree Northwest -
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You really need to stop babysitting Chris Chan, you owe him nothing.
Pros of a train
- Cheaper
- Gets Chris away from Barb and the Hoard for an extended period of time
- He gets to see the country
- Won't be labeled a national security risk if he shows his ass and gets thrown off the train
- May make content out of boredom
- Likely to annoy the other passengers on account of being locked on a train for three days
- Will likely stink to high heaven if they don't have shower amenities on the train
- Will likely stink anyway on account of him being a stinky bastard
- Will be stranded if he gets thrown off the train
- Which is likely to happen if the train attendants catch him talking to Sonichu
Goddess v airport jerkops with real powers?
bring it!!!
bring it!!!
I can't believe brony conventions are still going on. You'd think after a decade that autistic flame would have burned itself out.
If Chris hasn't been in a major airport lately I don't think he's gonna make it there. He'll spend most of the time tweeting the usual nonsense while waiting for his plane at the wrong gate, then begging for cash to book another flight.
If Chris hasn't been in a major airport lately I don't think he's gonna make it there. He'll spend most of the time tweeting the usual nonsense while waiting for his plane at the wrong gate, then begging for cash to book another flight.
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He shouldn't be allowed to cross state lines for immoral purposes. Propping him up will just encourage him to come up with even less achievable crazy ideas next time. Chris operates on the principle, "If I dream it, other people will make it happen." That shouldn't be encouraged.
If he plans to drive cross country with just one rest stop, he won't even make it to Chicago. The car will konk out and he'll have to junk it and take the bus home. Let him fail on his own.
If he plans to drive cross country with just one rest stop, he won't even make it to Chicago. The car will konk out and he'll have to junk it and take the bus home. Let him fail on his own.
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Really? The reports from TMG don't describe a nice, discreet private party situation. They describe Chris repeatedly forcing his 'fun and flirty' attentions on multiple attendees throughout the event. Chris really can't be trusted in any con situation, I think. He gets that 'con high' and, rather than making it work for him, lets it control him. That needn't be terrible, but if he's had a recent bit of ego-massage (as he had before TMG) then it can lead to him acting even more entitled than usual and treading on people's toes. Will the ego-massage of the Warhol/Chandler book sway him the wrong way? Stay tuned to find out.
Good luck Null, this js very well meaning and I hope it works out. I get what you're doing but I don't see much of his fan base or potential bronies going to the event here ITT given how much you've had to reiterate what you are trying to do. Hopefully some of them DM you or something so you can feel less aggravated
agreed. I only didn’t mention this because the “W-Word” kinda gets Null upset, but it was kind of stupid to mention this operation.
Wieners all over the Pacific Northwest are going to be flocking to Seattle. Don’t forget this is the same city that hosted the infamous “Rain Furrest”
These guys are going to mess with this. They will warn Tabitha, etc on Twitter.
Remember CJ? He had NOTHING to do with how Chris got kicked out of TMG. Yet Null was still ready to go bloodletting on his entire family.
(and yes, this is two different posts in one. I took three hours to compose all this due to work)
I'm not going to lie, I do have real concerns about Chris navigating air travel. however, I worked at an international airport for 10+ years and saw plenty people as weird as Chris. Most did get on their planes, although some were bumped to the next day after being too weird and getting a talking to by security.
Who cares if he doesn't have money let the retard drive the van over a guard rail somewhere in the Rockies. Stop baby sitting him
I would agree with you. I feel like Chris is being enabled to give us less and less content. All we're going to get are photos of Chris looking like a hideous transvestite wearing pony ears and acting smug. He'll write some stupid post about how friendship is magic and then claim he defeated the trolls with their sexual urges and whatnot. The end.
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Come on, don't be such a pansy. If people on the internet disagree with you just call them a nigger or a faggot (or a niggerfaggot), and keep on keeping on. Lots of people here have an actual interest in what's happening with Chris and want to hear what's going on.
You're a good person for wanting to help him, but his house didn't burn down, he wants to take a trip somewhere and already has quite a few support systems. Let him be an adult on his own.
Seems legit. Two things no one else ITT has mentioned:
1) The dramatic change in altitude may be uncomfortable for Chris's ears, and there is a slim chance it is incredibly painful. Flying is almost too painful for me because my ears don't pop (weird, I know) and so an 8 hour flight would be torture. This is a sensation he may not have experienced before and it could upset him on an already stressful day. The sensory overload could cause him to want to get out of his chair when the seatbelt light is still on, for example, which would cause problems. Also make sure that he has a sick bag ready and so on, I don't know if he's ever been on a rollercoaster but he probably isn't used to that sensation either.
2) At least in the UK, disabled assistance for air travel is elite. My granny has trouble walking and when she flies they literally pick her up from the front door of the airport, put her in a wheelchair, wheel her through fast track security and then to her gate, no extra money required. Airports are aware of people like Chris and will go quite a long way to accommodate them to save trouble in the long run, so there is a good chance they will provide a chaperone to make sure he gets his flight.
Ignore the retards, you're doing a nice thing for someone you've known for a long time and that's fair enough imo.
I want to see this happen. Everyone (including Chris) deserves a little happiness in life.
Does anyone know the normal procedures for flying retarded people on airlines? There has to be a crazy person proof way of getting air transport for the mentally ill, right?
Does anyone know the normal procedures for flying retarded people on airlines? There has to be a crazy person proof way of getting air transport for the mentally ill, right?
This is what a lot of people said about all of the past cons, and the only funny one was TMG.
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I'll give $50 if Null posts feet pix
