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The Man With No Name
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You gotta think bigger here, goys and goirls. Chris at an airport and on a plane? Lots more phones. Lots of moving parts. Each individual with their own stories and social media's. More opportunities for content.
Chris isn't making content when he drives, he's just making mistakes. If he breaks down in the middle of nowhere, we get 1 to 2 Among Which posts, and he doesn't make it to the con, goes home, shits himself and does nothing. Rocky Mountain hill folk aren't going to come out and point at the traveling neon retard. Airport people will.
Chris isn't making content when he drives, he's just making mistakes. If he breaks down in the middle of nowhere, we get 1 to 2 Among Which posts, and he doesn't make it to the con, goes home, shits himself and does nothing. Rocky Mountain hill folk aren't going to come out and point at the traveling neon retard. Airport people will.
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Some level of responsibility? You don't have the professional training in terms of behavior modification. Suppose she screws up for whatever reason and she is sitting there in Seattle with nowhere to go? Will you bail her out? Making videos/comics/pictures to raise revenue? Maybe you should talk to DStecks . TrippinKahlua is right on the money. This is the most harebrained idea I've ever heard of.
Normies don't know or care who he is. Now, if he tards out and gets dragged off the plane, he could go viral.
You don't have that sort of training either Kenneth, of course, Null will bail Chris out.
Black Yoshi
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Yeah but this is Jacob Sockness we're talking about. He once booked a train to Charlottesville and only turned back because Chris' orbiters told him to tell him to do so.
No I don't and I wouldn't even think of getting this involved.
UncleFuckAss
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I would prefer to give him $0 and have the "Cross country trip/stranded in the Rocky Mountains" Saga.
Tom Nook's Gloryhole
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Honestly my favourite thing in the Chris Chan saga is realising that his enablers are probably more terminally autistic than he is.
Black Yoshi
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He could die out there, that part of the country is very remote. There's also mountain roads without guardrails in some places, he could also drive off the edge and plunge to his death.
Sockness will travel to Seattle by train and try something with Chris
Black Yoshi
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Yeah people aren't thinking about this aspect. He's a lot closer to Seattle than Charlottesville.
Yeah yeah yeah, Eid Sirhc Eid, FATTY/STINKY WINKY/CHRIS-TARD deserves only misery, we get it. Find some new material because that shit was old in 2011. If you think it's gonna be a shitshow, why not sit back and laugh? This could be the most entertaining thing Chris has done in months.
Do you think he can mature at this point? Ship has sailed on him ever becoming a functional adult. Even if every enabler cut him off, he's never gonna wake up one day and go "I need to get my shit together", no matter how bad things get for him.
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Space Cooter
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The following considers Chris' mental capacity. I'm not actually claiming these airports are confusing for an adult of normal capacity.
I think the chaperone recommendation is a sound one. I would assume he would fly out of C-Ville? Where would he connect? The few flights I found after a quick search were Ohare or Philly. If I remember right Philly is a shit airport and kind of confusing. Ohare is gigantic and ultra busy. That might be a bit much for him to navigate on his own even if it is very well laid out. SeaTac is a shit airport too.
If you're unable to secure a chaperone I believe you can request a designated tard wrangler from the airport or airline. They would at least be able to help him check/pick up his luggage as well as make sure he was able to transfer planes correctly. Allowing him ample time during the transfer is probably a good idea too.
I like the idea though. Real social interaction doing something you love is important--even if it's with disgusting creepy autist bronies. I wish i could donate but tbh most of my money is tied up making sure Phil can pay his bills and reach his tip goals.
I think the chaperone recommendation is a sound one. I would assume he would fly out of C-Ville? Where would he connect? The few flights I found after a quick search were Ohare or Philly. If I remember right Philly is a shit airport and kind of confusing. Ohare is gigantic and ultra busy. That might be a bit much for him to navigate on his own even if it is very well laid out. SeaTac is a shit airport too.
If you're unable to secure a chaperone I believe you can request a designated tard wrangler from the airport or airline. They would at least be able to help him check/pick up his luggage as well as make sure he was able to transfer planes correctly. Allowing him ample time during the transfer is probably a good idea too.
I like the idea though. Real social interaction doing something you love is important--even if it's with disgusting creepy autist bronies. I wish i could donate but tbh most of my money is tied up making sure Phil can pay his bills and reach his tip goals.
I do not get it.
If null isn't working some sort of long scam here, then this is just weird.
Let the mong thrash through life on his own, and let us find amusement from a distance. If he dies, he dies.
If null isn't working some sort of long scam here, then this is just weird.
Let the mong thrash through life on his own, and let us find amusement from a distance. If he dies, he dies.
The more I think about it, the more a trip by train makes sense:
-Trains and autism pretty much go hand in hand. Chris will be more engaged watching out the window pretending Sonichu is racing alongside him or bothering other passengers and have more room than being smashed together in a crowded airplane.
-As mentioned earlier plane trips with multiple legs/airports/stations multiplies the possibility of Chris getting confused and missing it, leaving a fat and angry confused autist for TSA to deal with.
-Let's face it, trains are just more romantic and conducive to imaginative adventures. Probably a fuck ton more expensive but at least CWC would get to Seattle in one piece and with much less stress sighs.
Just my thoughts anyway
-Trains and autism pretty much go hand in hand. Chris will be more engaged watching out the window pretending Sonichu is racing alongside him or bothering other passengers and have more room than being smashed together in a crowded airplane.
-As mentioned earlier plane trips with multiple legs/airports/stations multiplies the possibility of Chris getting confused and missing it, leaving a fat and angry confused autist for TSA to deal with.
-Let's face it, trains are just more romantic and conducive to imaginative adventures. Probably a fuck ton more expensive but at least CWC would get to Seattle in one piece and with much less stress sighs.
Just my thoughts anyway
Very much in favor of that, but I noticed the US is just devoid of any natural selection. All that welfare bullshit completely removes any loss scenarios from completely exceptional people's lives. You get rewarded for being a fuckup.
I really struggle to get behind supporting anyone like Chris. Especially since anywhere else, you either work and contribute to society in a tangible way, or you end up in the gutter.
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They just shoot each other over chicken burgers and overdose on fent instead.
edit @Flea Man Marbles is a bitch who hides his profile
Doesn't Chris still have to do a ton of Sonichu pages? I wouldn't expect him to keep up with any commissions. Especially if they're just perks through a crowd funding campaign or Patreon style platform.
You need to sit Chris Douglas Adams style with a tard wrangler and make him finish the pages
