Chris is going to Everfree Northwest -

[Wowcoolusername]

Why can't he get a job?

Hello, you must be new to Chris.
Tell me: if you were an employer, would you give Chris a job? Even something as lowly and menial as mopping or taking out trash, would you trust him enough to do even that? Would you want someone with Chris' history associated with you or your company? Can you imagine ANY scenario where Chris being employed in any capacity turns out well for anyone involved???
The man is unemployable. Sorry state of affairs, but it's true. Best to accept him for what he is or move on because questioning him as a person will only bring you headaches and heartbreak.

 

[:gold:]

Chris isn't that retarded. Usually. The odds of him having a spastic fit of that magnitude are very low, he's more likely to just make his fellow passengers incredibly uncomfortable by dressing like a clown and having then as a captive audience for him to talk at.

I do hope he will wear a Burger King crown, regardless of transportation mode.

 

[The_MmmBop_Gang]

Good luck Null, this is very well meaning and I hope it works out. I get what you're doing but I don't see much of his fan base or potential bronies going to the event here ITT given how much you've had to reiterate what you are trying to do. Hopefully some of them DM you or something so you can feel less aggravated

 

[AnOminous]

Not gonna lie, chris driving cross country in a rickety ass van Oregon trail style sounds way more entertaining than "chris flys to brony convention, sits in hotel room, craps himself, whines".

It would probably end like most games of Oregon Trail.

Except autism.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Congrats guise, I hope you're willing to give Chris additional welfare well into his 70s.

 

[AnOminous]

Gross, children will be in attendance. I wish Hasboro would sue these people already to shut all this crap down.

If they did, their VAs would make a lot less, so they'd have to pay them a lot more.

 

[Stoneheart]

Tell me: if you were an employer, would you give Chris a job?

Well we could give him one! cleaing up shit for 10$ an hour+ tipps in his clean up streams.

 

[Thumb Butler]

That don't impress me much.

 

[AnOminous]

I hope the TSA confiscates that fucking disgusting ass bio-hazard of an amulet. I imagine thats where his first fuss might be.

I hope they break it and ram it up his ass.

 

[Lazy Man]

I get that you feel bad for Chris but seattle is a long way for him to wander off. Personally I think it's a bad idea for his safety on top of being bad in general, but hey Null, you do you.

If Null doesn't help Chris will go anyway. This will hopefully make things easier/safer.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Why do I have a feeling that Chris will start tard raging on the flight?

 

[AnOminous]

That was too many games. He talks to himself and dances by himself at bronycons.

A brony con is one of the few places on the planet where Chris can walk into a room and probably not even be in the top ten most autistic people in the room.

 

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

Hello, you must be new to Chris.
Tell me: if you were an employer, would you give Chris a job? Even something as lowly and menial as mopping or taking out trash, would you trust him enough to do even that? Would you want someone with Chris' history associated with you or your company? Can you imagine ANY scenario where Chris being employed in any capacity turns out well for anyone involved???
The man is unemployable. Sorry state of affairs, but it's true. Best to accept him for what he is or move on because questioning him as a person will only bring you headaches and heartbreak.

Yeah, what null is proposing, (I think,) is the closest thing to a productive job Chris could ever have. Maybe it would have been different if Bob and Barb were willing to put in the work needed when he was a kid, but they didn't. He is a minor e-celeb and there's demand for the nonsense cartoons he's infamous for, so making them really is the only thing he has. Everyone who gripes on and on about how Chris just needs to get a job, I believe, really mean "Chris needs to be appropriately punished with work." Regardless of whether that sentiment is right or wrong, no employer has any incentive to provide that punishment if it will be costly to them.

 

[AnOminous]

Can you imagine passengers trapped with Chris for three days on a train? Burpin, fartin, scratching, and talking in his sleep. "Oh, Magichan, the rocking motion of your bionic penis and this train are just the rest I needed."

He could take one of those trains with your own little room, like reviewbrah did a while ago, if they're available for that trip.

 

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

Chris isn't that retarded. Usually. The odds of him having a spastic fit of that magnitude are very low, he's more likely to just make his fellow passengers incredibly uncomfortable by dressing like a clown and having then as a captive audience for him to talk at.

Chris doesn't just chimp out in public for no reason. The "Hedgehog Defensive Mode" incident was because con staff kicked him out for being too huggy-kissy with random attendees. I highly doubt he's going to try anything like that on a plane.

Yes, but an airport and inside an airplane are generally places where there are a few inflexible rules you need to follow or else risk being kicked out. There was a story earlier this year of a family suing an airline for allegedly being kicked off for their smell. He can go to McDonalds just fine by himself, but an airport isn't a McDonalds. I'm not saying the odds are high, but they're undoubtedly higher than usual with potentially greater consequences. What happens when the Frontier plane's landing gear are the wrong color?

 

[Wowcoolusername]

Yeah, what null is proposing, (I think,) is the closest thing to a productive job Chris could ever have. Maybe it would have been different if Bob and Barb were willing to put in the work needed when he was a kid, but they didn't. He is a minor e-celeb and there's demand for the nonsense cartoons he's infamous for, so making them really is the only thing he has. Everyone who gripes on and on about how Chris just needs to get a job, I believe, really mean "Chris needs to be appropriately punished with work." Regardless of whether that sentiment is right or wrong, no employer has any incentive to provide that punishment if it will be costly to them.

Agreed. Chris has Sonichu, and that's probably all he will ever have. It gives people enjoyment (or at least something to laugh/cringe at), and its been proven that people will pay real money for it. All Chris needs to do is buckle down and start producing again. He could probably milk Sonichu comics and merch for the rest of his life (I seriously can't see that being any longer than 10, 15 years tops) if he puts stuff out on a semi consistent basis. Chris enjoys Sonichu, there are paying customers lined up who want more Sonichu, and if Josh can somehow serve as a bridge between the two and motivate him to start producing again ("Chris, you can't have what you want until you start meeting your paid obligations" or some shit) then I wish him the best of luck and would love to see things work out.

 

[Nickhayes1988]

THEN DON'T. I'M NOT ASKING FOR YOUR MONEY. I DON'T WANT IT.

holy fuck how do you people not understand he had tens of thousands of followers and people who contact him every day trying to find ways to get him to do art for money? He doesn't NEED your money. I don't WANT you to GIVE HIM your money.

Then let him make his own money. Sounds good to me. But anyone giving money to Chris with the hopes of receiving art or commissions of any type are literally pissing their money down the drain. Chris can't be trusted to fulfill any obligations. He's been banned from multiple platforms for failing to do so. You've said so yourself.

If you're trying to make the point that people shouldn't give chris money why post about trying to fund a plane ride? Let the oaf drive himself. I'll repeat what many have said, the best thing anyone can do for Chris is to leave him alone. Let him make his own mistakes without anyone getting involved trying to hold his hand. I get you have a vested interest in maintaining Chris's safety but no one's ever been able to stop him from being Chris. Ever.

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

Null if you're really going to assist Chris with going on this trip. I do think if he does listen to you in some capacity that you could tell him that he should do a few things.
1.) Get rid of that moldy medallion. At this point it's a bio hazard and with it being on a plane among other people it could pose some kind of health risk.
2.) Actually shower really well and wash his godawful hair. It really looks like that Chris really doesn't wash his hair often. With his smell and appearance on a flight it can be pretty off putting.
3.) And for the love of god have Chris contact the TSACares hotline +1 (855) 787-2227 it can provide assistance in planning for going through airport security.

But during the flight I see Chris really going into sperg mode when someone even thinks of asking him to stop leaning over the arm rest and if it's a female passenger I really think that Chris might try to strike up a conversation and talk to them during the whole flight or if it's a Jerk" Chris might wail, whine and screech about how he doesn't want to be seated next to a "jerk."

And if Chris does misbehave it'll be the first time he'll encounter a sky jerkop.

 

[Null]

Let the oaf drive himself.

His car won't make it for sure.

He's been more responsible from my observations. If he can handle the workload I give him, I have something sorted for post-Barb.

 

[Kosher Dill]

If you're trying to make the point that people shouldn't give chris money why post about trying to fund a plane ride?

Because he has a legion of drooling sub-morons on Twitter who'd love to give him money. Might as well take advantage. Those people can't be saved.