Chris is jealous of an 8 year old girl -

[Gex]

So this is a pretty amazing discovery someone found. It's linked on the AOL frontpage.

http://www.cambio.com/2013/09/20/big-ti ... d=webmail2

Check the comments.

 

[CatParty]

screen shot?

 

[QI 541]

In the comments:

 

[LM 697]

That's Chris?

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Bullying is NOT what Chris thinks it is. Gosh, he sounds so deserving of it every time I read him use that word.

 

[Bgheff]

I see it was important to bring up that he is a high functioning autistic. Naturally.

Also, he made another post earlier.

 

[Poison_Ivy]

Are we sure that's even Chris? Do you think someone would impersonate him on this website?

 

[CatParty]

chris's problems are always far worse than everyone else's

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Are we sure that's even Chris? Do you think someone would impersonate him on this website?

I think it might be him. Chris still has an AOL email address, he probably still goes on aol to "read" (I use the term loosely) articles as well.

 

[Bgheff]

Chris is still claiming he was raped.

 

[CatParty]

if he put the same amount of effort into improving his life as he puts into whining, he'd be super successful by now.

 

[KatsuKitty]

I'm kind of pissed at him comparing trolling to rape.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Are we sure that's even Chris? Do you think someone would impersonate him on this website?

I think it might be him. Chris still has an AOL email address, he probably still goes on aol to "read" (I use the term loosely) articles as well.

I'm voting on this being fake. A lot of this feels like someone taking sound bites/past writings of Chris and pasting them in. Also in one of the comments he mentioned being banned from 5 places. While mentioning the big ones they skip Chris's latest trouble with Wal-Mart. Considering that was a big deal to him (enough to post here) I have a hard time it being forgotten this quickly. So unless we get some kind of proof that its him I remain skeptical.

With that said I loved the following quote.

The best advice I can offer any of you is to never Google your own name or book title/character name- EVER

The sheer ignorance of this being the issue is totally Chris-like.

 

[Some JERK]

If Chris, then ..what an asshole. It totally eludes him that the reason an 8 year old girl is pitied and whiteknighted like that is because she's 8 years old and doesn't have to ability to defend herself against that shit. He basically sees no difference between her inability to take responsibility for her life and his unwillingness to take responsibility for his own.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

As far as rape and cyber-bullying go . . .

link

A girl in Nova Scotia got drunk at a party and was gang-raped. Boys at her school kept asking her to have sex with them IRL and online. She killed herself, and to add insult to injury, a dating service in Canada used her picture in an ad on Facebook.

But sure, Chris knows all there is to know about rape and being cyber-bullied . . .

 

[Count groudon]

Chris is still claiming he was raped.

Fuck you Chris! Like anybody would actually WANT to rape your fatass.

 

[LM 697]

Are we sure that's even Chris? Do you think someone would impersonate him on this website?

I was going to agree with Pam here, but the new "I was RAPED by TROLLS" post seems real, maybe.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Chris doesn't handle weekends very well.

Lets forget the obvious atrociousness of his specific words for a minute. The cause is so much more meaningful than the symptom. Where the hell is all of this blind rage now coming from? We know that he's jealous and petty and vindictive, and a few other mortal sins that even Christendom is unaware of. But putting this aside, his general rage level is off the charts these days. This boy is fucking MAD. What is it? Limited vidya? Too much mommy? His ordinary routine must have been shaken up or something, because he's going off the rails. Something very bad is going to happen to Chris. Not only is he perma-mad, he's also retarded. This is all coming to a head very quickly.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

If this is Chris, then this brings me very close to wanting to a-log.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Brother, the Hulkster is totally sure people hate him and banned him from Walmart because they googled him and know he is and not because he was vandalizing store property and loitering around while creeping everyone out.

And yes, brother, that is sarcasm