Chris is on the move -

[Goblin_Shark]

 

[MrsFrizzle]

What the shit? Chris announced an intention to pepper-spray people on Facebook?

Who's Chris's lawyer, Phoenix Wrong?

 

[The Knife]

Why would he spray himself? To show himself that he means business?

 

[stu_pidasl]

So, further confirmation that he honestly believes it is other peoples' fault when he breaks restraining orders and commits felonies. And that Gamestop employee walking through the store apparently was being threatening by doing nothing, and because Chris was 'scared', assault was justified. He's not feeling good, so fuck everything else.

Thanks Obama.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Why would he spray himself? To show himself that he means business?

It's like Gandhi. Or a skunk.

 

[liquidchris4lyfe]

"If you make verbal attacks then I'll defend myself." "I'll even stray myself."

Lolwut?

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Dammit Chris stop spraying people
Don't spray yourself either, that wont do no good.

 

[Skeletor]

Christ, this shit is starting to sound like some kind of manifesto. That ain't good.

 

[butt in trouble]

Yeah, it's totally their fault Chris was previously banned from the store in the first place. He's just absolutely shocked that they would try and enforce a ban.

 

[Ultimate Grisby]

"Defensive stance" as he casually walks out and sprays an employee.

Also 'day bad with the verbal attacks' makes me giggle.

 

[applecat]

Don't spray yourself either, that wont do no good.

Well, it would prevent him from spraying people who are just trying to do their jobs.

 

[SilentObserver]

When he says "I would even spray myself" I was thinking more along the lines of than pepper spray.

Also, I love how he thinks that he has to defend himself against people that don't like him. As if someone simply not liking him is an attempt to physically harm him. So he's going to pepper spray them in order to make them like and respect him.

 

[Flowerwall]

If he has to "defend himself to get any respect," there are going to be a lot of mace victims in Virginia very soon.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

At least this confirms that he will likely be causing more trouble in the near future and very likely end up in jail where he rightfully belongs for his behavior.

 

[liquidchris4lyfe]

As I said in a previous thread, Chris equates stress with people telling him things he doesn't want to hear.

He feels "frightened" when people tell him to leave a store that they've banned him from in the first place because they're telling him something he doesn't want to hear.

Sigh...Never change, manbaby.

 

[Very Honest Content]

"I Would even spray myself."

Good to know but I was assuming that already since you told everyone earlier about your experience with it.

 

[butt in trouble]

If he has to "defend himself to get any respect," there are going to be a lot of mace victims in Virginia very soon.

I think Chris is so hyper sensitive that he makes no distinction between a verbal and physical attack. Keep in mind that anything Chris doesn't want hear is an attack as far as he's concerned. So to him a spray of mace is an appropriate response to someone telling him "no, leave" when he trespasses.

 

[JULAY]

Oh please, for the love of all that is Holy, please God let Chris spray himself directly in the eyes!

Perhaps then he will understand why exactly pepper spraying someone in the face (or anywhere, really) is totally unacceptable.

 

[Jacquetta]

I Would even spray myself.

I thought he already did that. Which I guess proves once and for all that he really is his own biggest troll.

But for real, what the fuck Chris? It's probably for the best he most likely has a PD who doesn't give a shit because any other lawyer would probably have one hell of a headache by now.

(edit: words.)

 

[Hunk]

"If you make verbal attacks then I'll defend myself." "I'll even spray myself."

Now all I can see is Chris staring into a mirror holding the pepper spray, ready in case even he himself turns out to be a troll.