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Marvin

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Ok, so, Chris wrote a note about how awful his life is and how no one at church bothered to get him a girlfriend.

He asked Rocky to distribute copies of it to people. I doubt she's going to follow his directions, but she did show it to a few people and I managed to get a copy.

Code:
**Please Print (in multiples) and Share This Message with EVERYBODY at 
Church**

I, Christian Weston Chandler, will not be attending church for a long 
time.

I feel that ever since Reverend Elizabeth Foss left our church, it has 
greatly gone downhill for me.  Ed Winkler Banned me from the church for 
a month.  He has Banned me from Speaking my peace during the Sharing of 
Joys and Concerns, and from that, I have felt unnecessarily Silenced.   
I also feel my meetings with Rocky no longer have much effect on me or 
my life.  My life continues to be at a disappointing standstill of 
sadness, loneliness and great stress.  Only the people way older than 
me ever do so much as greet me, and I have very little to share in 
common with any of them.  Nobody even close to my age, or even in their 
twenties, gives me much to do, or include me in their conversations.

Aside from that, I am hated by a number of people for reasons beyond my 
full understanding, because I always tried to be a good and nice person 
for a long time.  And in public, I am constantly overlooked, ignored or 
ostracized by Everybody.  Even speaking out gets me absolutely no 
attention.  I continue to be paranoid of most everyone, because of them 
likely being among the Internet Trolls that still continue to haunt and 
taunt me.  I am still long desperate for a woman to be my Sweetheart.  
I am tired of being single, dang it.  I continue to serve my family the 
best I can, and I continue to feel sad, depressed and lonely.  My heart 
feels numb, and I am forced to keep a great emotional distance from 
Everybody outside my house and home.  I am an autistic mental and 
emotional mess, and there is very little I can do to help myself, 
beyond my knowledge.  And God sees fit for some (hate-filled) reason to 
continue to curse me as a jinx.

And, so, the church is not helping me much in my life, mentally, or 
emotionally, at all.  So I will not be coming back for a long time.

Sent from my iPhone
Stay Safe,
Christian W. Chandler

(:_(
 

Trombonista

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Holy crap, Chris flounced from his church. :lol:

This is the most hilarious thing he's done in a while.
 

Alec Benson Leary

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Marvin said:
Ok, so, Chris wrote a note about how awful his life is and how no one at church bothered to get him a girlfriend.

He asked Rocky to distribute copies of it to people.
He wants his church congregation to feel guilty and bad about themselves for not giving Chris whatever he wants. That's all this is.

It's also him being completely ungrateful. This church congregation that doesn't do anything nice for him? This is the same group that a year ago got him a great lawyer for free and kept him out of prison. But all Chris can think is "oh yeah? What have they done for me lately?"
 

spaps

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Marvin said:
Ok, so, Chris wrote a note about how awful his life is and how no one at church bothered to get him a girlfriend.

He asked Rocky to distribute copies of it to people. I doubt she's going to follow his directions, but she did show it to a few people and I managed to get a copy.

Code:
**Please Print (in multiples) and Share This Message with EVERYBODY at 
Church**

I, Christian Weston Chandler, will not be attending church for a long 
time.

I feel that ever since Reverend Elizabeth Foss left our church, it has 
greatly gone downhill for me.  Ed Winkler Banned me from the church for 
a month.  He has Banned me from Speaking my peace during the Sharing of 
Joys and Concerns, and from that, I have felt unnecessarily Silenced.   
I also feel my meetings with Rocky no longer have much effect on me or 
my life.  My life continues to be at a disappointing standstill of 
sadness, loneliness and great stress.  Only the people way older than 
me ever do so much as greet me, and I have very little to share in 
common with any of them.  Nobody even close to my age, or even in their 
twenties, gives me much to do, or include me in their conversations.

Aside from that, I am hated by a number of people for reasons beyond my 
full understanding, because I always tried to be a good and nice person 
for a long time.  And in public, I am constantly overlooked, ignored or 
ostracized by Everybody.  Even speaking out gets me absolutely no 
attention.  I continue to be paranoid of most everyone, because of them 
likely being among the Internet Trolls that still continue to haunt and 
taunt me.  I am still long desperate for a woman to be my Sweetheart.  
I am tired of being single, dang it.  I continue to serve my family the 
best I can, and I continue to feel sad, depressed and lonely.  My heart 
feels numb, and I am forced to keep a great emotional distance from 
Everybody outside my house and home.  I am an autistic mental and 
emotional mess, and there is very little I can do to help myself, 
beyond my knowledge.  And God sees fit for some (hate-filled) reason to 
continue to curse me as a jinx.

And, so, the church is not helping me much in my life, mentally, or 
emotionally, at all.  So I will not be coming back for a long time.

Sent from my iPhone
Stay Safe,
Christian W. Chandler

(:_(
He wrote all that on an iPhone? How long did that take him? It takes me like two minutes to write a few sentences on an IOS device!
Also, it's good to know that Chris has learned abso-fucking-lutely nothing from his experiences.
 

TheCrotchGobbler

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Ed Winkler Banned me from the church for
a month.
God, Chris can get himself banned from anywhere.
Anyone else think he got kicked out for trying to bring the Sweetheart Search to church? "Speaking of Joys and Concerns" seems like the sort of time when he'd either talk about that, Da Trolls, or maybe Michael Snyder.
 

Kosher Dill

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Wait, what? Why on earth did Rocky show that to anyone? What was she thinking?
I like how he asked Rocky to print on her own dime and distribute on her own time, a message saying how worthless she is as a counselor :lol: That's like a 10 on the entitlement Richter scale.

The "Sharing of Joys and Concerns", is that like a public prayer request or something? Oh, to be a fly on the wall for that before Chris was silenced. Was he praying for divine retribution on his enemies? XD
 

LucridMockery

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"I am an autistic mental and emotional mess"<<<<He should get a T-shirt that says that. It would help him out I think!

So, the only reason he went to Church was to make Bob happy (he's gone now) and for a fuck-buddy(which didn't happen)

I bet those people are so happy they are finally rid of the weirdo.

I like how he said "people in their 20s" what about people in their 40s? They are closer to him in age/life position, but he's such a big kid I guess not.

I also think he doesn't like having to tithe 10% of his vidya/MikeyDs $$$$.

I wonder what he was told to stop saying to everyone LOL??
 

sparklemilhouse

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Alec Benson Leary said:
But all Chris can think is "oh yeah? What have they done for me lately?"

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Couldn't resist, sorry.

I wonder what made Ed ban Chris from church for an entire month? Geez louise. I don't think I've ever heard of anybody being banned from church.

am hated by a number of people for reasons beyond my
full understanding, because I always tried to be a good and nice person
for a long time. And in public, I am constantly overlooked, ignored or
ostracized by Everybody.

Well. Let's see:

You smell
you're annoying
you're creepy
you dress like a tom girl at church
you didn't make your own lemonade at the Alex's lemonade stand
you scared the wallflower.
 

Kosher Dill

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sparklemilhouse said:
I wonder what made Ed ban Chris from church for an entire month? Geez louise. I don't think I've ever heard of anybody being banned from church.
Oh, it happens sometimes.

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spaps

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I bet the only reason Rocky handed this out was so that Marvin could get a copy and get it to us.
 

Bgheff

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people in their 20s
He's not looking for a friend, he's looking for a 20 something girl to be his sweetheart. None are doing it or offering any women up, so the church is useless to him.
 

spaps

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Marvin said:
spaps said:
I bet the only reason Rocky handed this out was so that Marvin could get a copy and get it to us.
:tomgirl:
Actually, if that's true, then Chris can't really trust anyone but Barb.
And then Chris' paranoia levels flew through the roof.
 

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spaps said:
Marvin said:
spaps said:
I bet the only reason Rocky handed this out was so that Marvin could get a copy and get it to us.
:tomgirl:
Actually, if that's true, then Chris can't really trust anyone but Barb.
And then Chris' paranoia levels flew through the roof.

When your pastoral counselor starts trolling you, then you know you're nearing rock bottom.
 

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Well Chris I guess in a way, God did jinx you. After all, he did give you the most useless parents on the face of the earth.
 
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