LGBT Chris Is Selling A Large Collection Of Porn - 12/16/2013 -

[CatParty]

This rather interesting ad was recently brought to my attention:

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I didn't want to post it until I had confirmed that it was indeed Chris. I just received that confirmation, which appears below.

Yep! Definitely Chris!

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notice he's keeping his gay porn collection


edited for CL link:
http://charlottesville.craigslist.org/p ... 31981.html

 

[bradsternum]

He needs to make room for the gay porn collection.

 

[littlebiscuits]

Quick someone tell Peppy and the weens!

 

[Mr. 0]

i think i died a little inside

 

[exball]

Lol.

 

[Marvin]

Chris is such a dumbass. I'm sure he's thinking that, because he paid about a grand for the porn, he can sell it for about a grand.

 

[CatParty]

for someone who's life is governed by the internet, he doesn't realize that vanilla porn like that is a dime a dozen

 

[Judge Holden]

Dear god, hes demanding 1000 dollars for used fap material thats freely availiable online minus the stench of DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS and splodges of crusty semen

somethings got him desperate for dinero

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Finally, confirmed as a homosexual. He's selling all of the straight pornography.

Seriously, everyone, do not troll him for announcing he's gay. He has a lot of faults, but we need to allow him to feel comfortable with his homosexuality now that he's coming out of the closet.

 

[littlebiscuits]

WAIT HE'S ASKING 1000 dollars!?! FOR DVD's HE PROBABLY GOT FOR FREE (with purchase of another product)!?

 

[CatParty]

it may come from a filthy bug infested hoard, but goddamnit, it's smoke free!!!

 

[exball]

Man, Chris really wants the PSQuad.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Hah, I notice he has a DVD about how to pleasure men - "Sex, A Lifelong Pleasure - Satisfying Him". He must really be desperate to buy a POOPS4 if he's selling that one.

 

[Thetan]

Finally, confirmed as a homosexual. He's selling all of the straight pornography.

Seriously, everyone, do not troll him for announcing he's gay. He has a lot of faults, but we need to allow him to feel comfortable with his homosexuality now that he's coming out of the closet.

That explains why he took the job of "Water Boy" for his high school basketball team. It gave him an excuse to be around all those hot, nubile, young naked or nearly naked men. It all makes sense now.

 

[Yawning Squirtle]

Well, I... Hm. Yeah.

I don't really know what to say.

 

[snowkitten91]

That PSQuadruple must arrive in time for C-Mas at 14BLC. It just MUST.

 

[introman]

I guess Chris begged momma for an PS4 and couldn't get it. I wouldn't be completely surprised if barb told him to raise his own money for the ps4. Why does she have to hate on a dude who just wants a ps4?

 

[MrTroll]

If someone is really bored, they could possibly consider looking up all of these titles on Amazon (does Amazon even sell porn?) or some other retailer of fine pornographic videos and making a rough calculation of their value, relative to Chris's asking price.

 

[Thetan]

If someone is really bored, they could possibly consider looking up all of these titles on Amazon (does Amazon even sell porn?) or some other retailer of fine pornographic videos and making a rough calculation of their value, relative to Chris's asking price.

By simple division, he's asking around $17.85 per DVD, and some of them look home made (based on the hand written labels). He'd be better off selling the whole lot for $50 (assuming he could even get that much).

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

If someone is really bored, they could possibly consider looking up all of these titles on Amazon (does Amazon even sell porn?) or some other retailer of fine pornographic videos and making a rough calculation of their value, relative to Chris's asking price.

Most "high production values" porn starts at $5-$10 more than normal DVDs, so $30 each (new and sealed) would be fair . However, for obvious reasons, buying used porn is an unattractive proposition for many, and so used titles probably don't have much value.


Of course, in this case, the real value is in the dried Chandler semen, for Christorians wanting to clone Chris.