Interests Chris is "The Mysterious Lady" -

[Count Olaf]

I don't even need to read the rest to know that's not Chris at all.

Also can someone make some art of Chris on that couch in that position. I think I'd be hilarious.

 

[CatParty]

chris isn't a lady. mystery solved

 

[Mollybdenum]

Not entirely incorrect, considering he's still astounds us with his actions... almost daily at this point. The lady bit though... eeeh...

 

[BT 075]

Good luck being a mysterious lady when the whole world has seen your duck.

 

[chimpburgers]

If he was, he'd actually be able to fit in that dress which he can't. Case closed.

 

[SpessCaptain]

Chris isn't a mystery, google his name and you'll learn everything about him.

 

[APerson]

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I don't even need to read the rest to know that's not Chris at all.

Also can someone make some art of Chris on that couch in that position. I think I'd be hilarious.

"Fascinating inside." I guess that's true, but not in the way Chris wants it to be.

 

[Clown Doll]

This is the most 'mysterious' Chris has ever been :

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[Mary Lee Walsh]

I wonder what kind of woman is mary leeeeee walshhhhhhh

Also difficult time lady

 

[Big Bob Pataki]

actually i agree with chris on this one. he is mysterious in that it's a mystery what he'll do next.

 

[Yaks]

Is that an agreeing "Hell YES!" or an excited he didn't get a shitty answer"Hell YES!"?

 

[Eponine]

It's a bit depressing that people actually take these dumb internet questionnaires seriously. It isn't even just Chris.

 

[Mr. Mostly Baby]

Yeah Chris is that one girl at the party all the guys are wondering about. Then they go home and google her name...

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Chris is this type of Lady.

 

[Shokew]

More like "The Mysterious Crossdresser who can't even pull that off right".

I'm seconding someone drawing Chris in the position of that Facebook post.

 

[Wally Balljacker]

I'm curious as to what all of the other possible results from this quiz are. I wouldn't be surprised if they are all slightly different varations of the same thing, like a horoscope.

 

[ForTheHoard]

It creeps me out how comfortable he seems acting like a 70's sitcom's stereotype of a liberated lady.

 

[AlbertoVermicelli]

chris isn't a lady. mystery solved

And he would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling trolls!

 

[Bluespike]

Wait until your Bent Pecker falls off, then you'll be a "Mysterious Lady" only the second half of it will be fake

 

[Hmmpf!]

"What kind of lady are you?"

The "special" kind, that is.