Lolcow Chris Jones / KataraLover - manchild with delusion

friedshrimp

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Chris Jones, AKA KataraLover, aka AzulaLover1, is your archetypical manchild who at his 22 years of age cares way too much for cartoons. He spends most of his time in Fanpop, getting upset over people not liking the same movies he likes and forcing his opinion down on everyone. And if somebody disagrees with him, he forces his cronies to go down and attack anyone who dares oppose him.

He has this attitude that he's allowed to criticize any fictional character he doesn't like/that he genuinely thinks are "bad" characters, damn subjectivity (and anyone who disagrees with his words can just "get over it!"), but the moment somebody criticizes his favorite characters, he throws out a temper tantrum and makes youtube videos about it.

He also has this false "good christian boy" attitude, that he somehow attacks everyone he seems "unworthy" but the moment somebody calls him out on his attitude he pulls out the "i don't get why you're so mean to me, considering i often think about you and pray for you!" shtick that makes him seem "better" in the eyes of others and paints in a guilty light the people who genuinely call him out on his bullshit. He doesn't seem to get it, that many users prefer for him to not go nosing around in their business and yet he STILL feels the need to comment on every post another person makes and the like. He just won't let you live until your opinions reflect his own.
He has this ego of "I'm an intelligent critic, my opinions are gold and everybody should think like me" that honestly makes him seem to have an ego the size of a mountain. Think the Nostalgia Critic if he actually took himself seriously. Or Jay Sherman with shitty tastes in movies.

He's also very misogynistic, in that he's incredibly harsh, rude and disrespectful towards women and female characters, and will usually criticize them if they have "weak" personalities or they are victims of abuse (he simply believes you can just "get out" of an abusive situation) or if they are "too" beautiful he also hates them (seeing them as "loose sluts"). He also exotifies the fuck out of non-white women, simply preferring them to white women and declaring how they're so beautiful and "exotic" bc apparently in his neck of the woods all the chicks are lily-white. And he has a problem with homosexuality, since he goes around declaring how "STRAIGHT" he is and seems deeply afraid of gay stuff (even if he's the typical anti-Trump kid ala BenJJedi).
He's also unintentionally racist, despite lately hitting it for the SJW crowd.

His main field of interest is shitty kid's films (to the point that he doesn't seem to watch/read anything that isn't kid's media), and will throw tantrums around if somebody says something bad about Disney sequels (his favorite films ever). To him, they're just some of the best films ever made and that "people just don't get them" in account for all the hate they get. He's also a huge fanboy of Doug Walker, going around shaping his thoughts to mimic everything Walker says and parroting his thoughts to a T.

He believes Disney will hire him one day and ask him to remake the sequels. :story: Sounds like good ol' Disneyfan here.

Aaaand he has autism/aspergers/the usual. Seems like every user on the Internet has this, oddly enough...Apparently he's studying theatre in college, and seems to have family issues (his brother committed suicide a few years ago which seems to have taken a very bad influence on him, considering before his death his posts weren't soo...angry), which probably explains why he vents out so much on the Internet...

And he also spends a crapload of time making shitty edits:

http://azulalover1.deviantart.com/art/Anastasia-Tremaine-s-Magic-Make-Over-648173449

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"the stepsister from Cinderella is so complex u guis, also i made her pretty bc good female characters can only be pretty"

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How apparently these shitty edits count as "art" (and Disney should totally hire him bc of them)

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His deviant art:

http://azulalover1.deviantart.com/

His Fanpop (where most of his ideas are found):

http://www.fanpop.com/fans/KataraLover

His youtube:

https://www.youtube.com/user/AzulaLover1/videos



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A long-ass rant where he goes on and on about his dramatic life, and he seriously thinks he's the hot shit:

http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/disney-princess/articles/254523/title/what-being-on-fanpop-meant
 
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Chris Jones, AKA KataraLover, aka AzulaLover1, is your archetypical manchild who at his 22 years of age cares way too much for cartoons. He spends most of his time in Fanpop, getting upset over people not liking the same movies he likes and forcing his opinion down on everyone. And if somebody disagrees with him, he forces his cronies to go down and attack anyone who dares oppose him.

He has this attitude that he's allowed to criticize any fictional character he doesn't like/that he genuinely thinks are "bad" characters, damn subjectivity (and anyone who disagrees with his words can just "get over it!"), but the moment somebody criticizes his favorite characters, he throws out a temper tantrum and makes youtube videos about it.
God damn it people like this are why I never share my love of cartoons with other people. You can't have a conversation about it without these spergs showing up.

His main field of interest is shitty kid's films (to the point that he doesn't seem to watch/read anything that isn't kid's media), and will throw tantrums around if somebody says something bad about Disney sequels (his favorite films ever). To him, they're just some of the best films ever made and that "people just don't get them" in account for all the hate they get.

The Lion King sequels were alright. I can't think of any other Disney sequels that were notable, even in a bad way. They tend to just be bland. I wonder what his opinions on live action remakes are?
On the upside, I have high hopes for this cow.
 

friedshrimp

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He also comments on the Channel Awesome thread. He's a ass-licker of Doug.

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EDIT: Wow, watched the full video. Not only does he talk weird, he also showcases to be hypocritical as fuck. He admits he dislikes people who judge other people/characters for their looks, and yet he's the one who goes on and on about how ugly a character is in the first place...:story:
 
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friedshrimp

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He has an autistic obsession with Anastasia and the Swan Princess. Like I'm probably sure the two princesses from those films are his waifus, and then he goes on long tangents on why those films are superior to most Disney films and such. If there's a shitty non-Disney/"wannabe Disney" film out there, he'll probably defend it and have a crush on its female lead. If there's a genuinely good non-Disney film out there, he'll say it's bad and boring and has "no emotions".

(Yeah, @Steamboat_Bill , he goes on to diss the Last Unicorn all the time. You can go halal on him)

EDIT: It's really strange how angry he sounds in anything he writes, yet when he speaks he sounds emotionless/slow/almost drone-like. :autism: at work?

http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/childho...op-10-favorite-least-favorite-animated-movies
 
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He has an autistic obsession with Anastasia and the Swan Princess. Like I'm probably sure the two princesses from those films are his waifus, and then he goes on long tangents on why those films are superior to most Disney films and such. If there's a shitty non-Disney/"wannabe Disney" film out there, he'll probably defend it and have a crush on its female lead. If there's a genuinely good non-Disney film out there, he'll say it's bad and boring and has "no emotions".

(Yeah, @Steamboat_Bill , he goes on to diss the Last Unicorn all the time. You can go halal on him)

EDIT: It's really strange how angry he sounds in anything he writes, yet when he speaks he sounds emotionless/slow/almost drone-like. :autism: at work?

http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/childho...op-10-favorite-least-favorite-animated-movies

About 7 out of 10 of these movies were featured on the Nostalgia Critic's show. Sometimes you don't even need to say anything.

(Also - "that terrible anime version of the Little Mermaid"... come the fuck on.)

EDIT: This is pretty late, but I'd like to see a screencap of him dissing the film.
 
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Steamboat_Bill

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I always wonder how critics like Doug sleep at night knowing that people like this are their only real audience anymore.

Doug is a delusional egomaniac who compares himself to Spielberg and is honestly a lolcow in his own right. The fact people like Jones make up the majority of his audience (and have always done so) doesn't even occur to him because he's too up his own ass. He's obsessed with his own intelligence and as long as thousands of plebs keep watching his "reviews" then he's thoroughly convinced he's a groundbreaking critic.

That out of the way, this kid is spergy as fuck. It seems the Disney Renaissance and AtLA have become the Transformers and TMNT for a new generation of weird manchildren who obsess over media they enjoyed when they were kids.
 

friedshrimp

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...?

I kind of want to see what his opinions on animated films are like, just to see how stupid they get.

I got you fam.

http://www.fanpop.com/fans/KataraLover/content/comments

http://www.fanpop.com/fans/KataraLover/content/forums

http://www.fanpop.com/fans/KataraLover/content/articles

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The only downside is that this asshole talks A LOT, so there's never a day when he can't stop pouring his sperginess out.

But yeah, he's one of those man children that cry "animation ISN'T JUST FOR KIDS" but then he goes and trashes actually good adult animated films like Persepolis or the Last Unicorn, saying it's "stupid and boring and the characters have no personality!" All at the same time saying Cinderella 2 is good. :story: You and him won't probably get along...
 

Steamboat_Bill

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That out of the way, this kid is spergy as fuck. It seems the Disney Renaissance and AtLA have become the Transformers and TMNT for a new generation of weird manchildren who obsess over media they enjoyed when they were kids.

You seddit...

I got you fam.

http://www.fanpop.com/fans/KataraLover/content/comments

http://www.fanpop.com/fans/KataraLover/content/forums

http://www.fanpop.com/fans/KataraLover/content/articles

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The only downside is that this asshole talks A LOT, so there's never a day when he can't stop pouring his sperginess out.

But yeah, he's one of those man children that cry "animation ISN'T JUST FOR KIDS" but then he goes and trashes actually good adult animated films like Persepolis or the Last Unicorn, saying it's "stupid and boring and the characters have no personality!" All at the same time saying Cinderella 2 is good. :story: You and him won't probably get along...

In checking the "articles" section I came upon a list of "The Top 12 Worst Disney Channel Shows," in which he states that Hannah Montana was a good show, but Gravity Falls and Phineas and Ferb suck...

This is a pretty good case for him being an escapee from the Bizarro World.
 

friedshrimp

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^Yeah, it's not really about different opinions, but he has this attitude of "I'M RIGHT, YOU'RE WRONG" which make his opinions unbearable and has gotten some fanpop users to question their likes because he considers them dumb.
 

UptownRuckus

My Kiwishirt came! I feel retarted
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Chris Jones, AKA KataraLover, aka AzulaLover1, is your archetypical manchild who at his 22 years of age cares way too much for cartoons. He spends most of his time in Fanpop, getting upset over people not liking the same movies he likes and forcing his opinion down on everyone. And if somebody disagrees with him, he forces his cronies to go down and attack anyone who dares oppose him.

He has this attitude that he's allowed to criticize any fictional character he doesn't like/that he genuinely thinks are "bad" characters, damn subjectivity (and anyone who disagrees with his words can just "get over it!"), but the moment somebody criticizes his favorite characters, he throws out a temper tantrum and makes youtube videos about it.

He also has this false "good christian boy" attitude, that he somehow attacks everyone he seems "unworthy" but the moment somebody calls him out on his attitude he pulls out the "i don't get why you're so mean to me, considering i often think about you and pray for you!" shtick that makes him seem "better" in the eyes of others and paints in a guilty light the people who genuinely call him out on his bullshit. He doesn't seem to get it, that many users prefer for him to not go nosing around in their business and yet he STILL feels the need to comment on every post another person makes and the like. He just won't let you live until your opinions reflect his own.
He has this ego of "I'm an intelligent critic, my opinions are gold and everybody should think like me" that honestly makes him seem to have an ego the size of a mountain. Think the Nostalgia Critic if he actually took himself seriously. Or Jay Sherman with shitty tastes in movies.

He's also very misogynistic, in that he's incredibly harsh, rude and disrespectful towards women and female characters, and will usually criticize them if they have "weak" personalities or they are victims of abuse (he simply believes you can just "get out" of an abusive situation) or if they are "too" beautiful he also hates them (seeing them as "loose sluts"). He also exotifies the fuck out of non-white women, simply preferring them to white women and declaring how they're so beautiful and "exotic" bc apparently in his neck of the woods all the chicks are lily-white. And he has a problem with homosexuality, since he goes around declaring how "STRAIGHT" he is and seems deeply afraid of gay stuff (even if he's the typical anti-Trump kid ala BenJJedi).
He's also unintentionally racist, despite lately hitting it for the SJW crowd.

His main field of interest is shitty kid's films (to the point that he doesn't seem to watch/read anything that isn't kid's media), and will throw tantrums around if somebody says something bad about Disney sequels (his favorite films ever). To him, they're just some of the best films ever made and that "people just don't get them" in account for all the hate they get. He's also a huge fanboy of Doug Walker, going around shaping his thoughts to mimic everything Walker says and parroting his thoughts to a T.

He believes Disney will hire him one day and ask him to remake the sequels. :story: Sounds like good ol' Disneyfan here.

Aaaand he has autism/aspergers/the usual. Seems like every user on the Internet has this, oddly enough...Apparently he's studying theatre in college, and seems to have family issues (his brother committed suicide a few years ago which seems to have taken a very bad influence on him, considering before his death his posts weren't soo...angry), which probably explains why he vents out so much on the Internet...

And he also spends a crapload of time making shitty edits:

http://azulalover1.deviantart.com/art/Anastasia-Tremaine-s-Magic-Make-Over-648173449

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"the stepsister from Cinderella is so complex u guis, also i made her pretty bc good female characters can only be pretty"

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How apparently these shitty edits count as "art" (and Disney should totally hire him bc of them)

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His deviant art:

http://azulalover1.deviantart.com/

His Fanpop (where most of his ideas are found):

http://www.fanpop.com/fans/KataraLover

His youtube:

https://www.youtube.com/user/AzulaLover1/videos



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A long-ass rant where he goes on and on about his dramatic life, and he seriously thinks he's the hot shit:

http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/disney-princess/articles/254523/title/what-being-on-fanpop-meant


As a missionary I had a companion exactly like this...He thought he was all hot stuff and talked about how he was going to get hired by Disney and make a whole new series of products for them...As far as I know...Its not going so well XD
 

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