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One of Chris's new Manchester High Facebook friends just sent OPL this today (and Chris already responded):

1- Because when I think winning I think of buying dollar menu sandwiches for your possessive mother.snowkitten91 said:One of Chris's new Manchester High Facebook friends just sent OPL this today (and Chris already responded):
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snowkitten91 said:One of Chris's new Manchester High Facebook friends just sent OPL this today (and Chris already responded):
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snowkitten91 said:One of Chris's new Manchester High Facebook friends just sent OPL this today (and Chris already responded):
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paintingatree said:Oh, for God's Sake!!! Did Chris not make it clear enough time and again that he is in Absolute Fact Fucking Straight?! He gets a hard on with a Woman! He gets Pukey Sick when seeing topless males! He freaking wears a bra to cover his own shame! He gets a hard on with WOMEN!!! Stop Mislabeling the Straight Man Already!!!
BTW: Cuban was born in Pittsburg; Pirates roam the seas with the Mayflower; there is a photo of Chris wearing a Pittsburg Pirates Cap. Also, when you want to call him Stupid, do not mislabel him there either!
You all are pathetic, stupid, no ounce is common sense or intelligence at all! I do not know why I keep following you all at all!
Break Up the whole Group here already!!!
Tubular Monkey said:paintingatree said:Oh, for God's Sake!!! Did Chris not make it clear enough time and again that he is in Absolute Fact Fucking Straight?! He gets a hard on with a Woman! He gets Pukey Sick when seeing topless males! He freaking wears a bra to cover his own shame! He gets a hard on with WOMEN!!! Stop Mislabeling the Straight Man Already!!!
BTW: Cuban was born in Pittsburg; Pirates roam the seas with the Mayflower; there is a photo of Chris wearing a Pittsburg Pirates Cap. Also, when you want to call him Stupid, do not mislabel him there either!
You all are pathetic, stupid, no ounce is common sense or intelligence at all! I do not know why I keep following you all at all!
Break Up the whole Group here already!!!
Listen, sugar tits, you don't know much about Chris. Let me school you a bit. Have you ever heard the expression, "Methinks the lady doth protest too much"? In the old days, Chris screamed about how much he was straight because he was covering up his homosexuality. He was denying it to himself when he knew it was true. These days, he is wearing bright colors, pink shoelaces, and dressing girly. That and his latest "Riddle" where all of the clues pointed to gay icons. Face it, you silly trolls, Chris is gay and WE ARE COOL WITH IT. He likes men, finds them sexually attractive, AND WE SUPPORT HIM FOR IT. Don't get on his case about this one, OK??? There's nothing wrong with Chris being a homosexual!
paintingatree said:Oh, for God's Sake!!! Did Chris not make it clear enough time and again that he is in Absolute Fact Fucking Straight?! He gets a hard on with a Woman! He gets Pukey Sick when seeing topless males! He freaking wears a bra to cover his own shame! He gets a hard on with WOMEN!!! Stop Mislabeling the Straight Man Already!!!
BTW: Cuban was born in Pittsburg; Pirates roam the seas with the Mayflower; there is a photo of Chris wearing a Pittsburg Pirates Cap. Also, when you want to call him Stupid, do not mislabel him there either!
You all are pathetic, stupid, no ounce is common sense or intelligence at all! I do not know why I keep following you all at all!
Break Up the whole Group here already!!!
exball said:I don't know why paintingatree seems to be against Chris coming out of the closet. It's people like paintingatree that cause Chris to be uncomfortable about his true sexuality.
Dude, why do you keep going on about that word association shit of his? It wasn't very interesting, and we figured it out already anyway, mystery seolved.paintingatree said:BTW: Cuban was born in Pittsburg; Pirates roam the seas with the Mayflower; there is a photo of Chris wearing a Pittsburg Pirates Cap.
Because you're as interested in Chris's insanity as we are.paintingatree said:You all are pathetic, stupid, no ounce is common sense or intelligence at all! I do not know why I keep following you all at all!
We have a very tightly knit community and have made a lot of honest friendships here. We're all better people for having this forum together.paintingatree said:Break Up the whole Group here already!!!
Alec Benson Leary said:Dude, why do you keep going on about that word association shit of his? It wasn't very interesting, and we figured it out already anyway, mystery seolved.
Tubular Monkey said:paintingatree said:Oh, for God's Sake!!! Did Chris not make it clear enough time and again that he is in Absolute Fact Fucking Straight?! He gets a hard on with a Woman! He gets Pukey Sick when seeing topless males! He freaking wears a bra to cover his own shame! He gets a hard on with WOMEN!!! Stop Mislabeling the Straight Man Already!!!
BTW: Cuban was born in Pittsburg; Pirates roam the seas with the Mayflower; there is a photo of Chris wearing a Pittsburg Pirates Cap. Also, when you want to call him Stupid, do not mislabel him there either!
You all are pathetic, stupid, no ounce is common sense or intelligence at all! I do not know why I keep following you all at all!
Break Up the whole Group here already!!!
Listen, sugar tits, you don't know much about Chris. Let me school you a bit. Have you ever heard the expression, "Methinks the lady doth protest too much"? In the old days, Chris screamed about how much he was straight because he was covering up his homosexuality. He was denying it to himself when he knew it was true. These days, he is wearing bright colors, pink shoelaces, and dressing girly. That and his latest "Riddle" were all of the clues pointed to gay icons. Face it, you silly troll, Chris is gay and WE ARE COOL WITH IT. He likes men, finds them sexually attractive, AND WE SUPPORT HIM FOR IT. Don't get on his case about this one, OK??? There's nothing wrong with Chris being a homosexual!
Also, Paintingatree, with all of your ranting, you're coming across like you're trying to hide being gay too. Let your Pride Soar, you sparkly diamond, you!
DrChristianTroy said:As it turns out Chris isn't a lolcow. Just someone who never could truly come to grips with their own sexuality and used their comic to try and express themselves. Tragic when you really think about it.
paintingatree said:Oh, for God's Sake!!! Did Chris not make it clear enough time and again that he is in Absolute Fact Fucking Straight?! He gets a hard on with a Woman! He gets Pukey Sick when seeing topless males! He freaking wears a bra to cover his own shame! He gets a hard on with WOMEN!!! Stop Mislabeling the Straight Man Already!!!
BTW: Cuban was born in Pittsburg; Pirates roam the seas with the Mayflower; there is a photo of Chris wearing a Pittsburg Pirates Cap. Also, when you want to call him Stupid, do not mislabel him there either!
You all are pathetic, stupid, no ounce is common sense or intelligence at all! I do not know why I keep following you all at all!
Break Up the whole Group here already!!!
paintingatree said:Oh, for God's Sake!!! Did Chris not make it clear enough time and again that he is in Absolute Fact Fucking Straight?! He gets a hard on with a Woman! He gets Pukey Sick when seeing topless males! He freaking wears a bra to cover his own shame! He gets a hard on with WOMEN!!! Stop Mislabeling the Straight Man Already!!!
paintingatree said:BTW: Cuban was born in Pittsburg; Pirates roam the seas with the Mayflower; there is a photo of Chris wearing a Pittsburg Pirates Cap. Also, when you want to call him Stupid, do not mislabel him there either!
paintingatree said:You all are pathetic, stupid, no ounce is common sense or intelligence at all! I do not know why I keep following you all at all!
paintingatree said:Break Up the whole Group here already!!!
Hey, we're all friends here. Can you please be more friendly?paintingatree said:Oh, for God's Sake!!! Did Chris not make it clear enough time and again that he is in Absolute Fact Fucking Straight?! He gets a hard on with a Woman! He gets Pukey Sick when seeing topless males! He freaking wears a bra to cover his own shame! He gets a hard on with WOMEN!!! Stop Mislabeling the Straight Man Already!!!
BTW: Cuban was born in Pittsburg; Pirates roam the seas with the Mayflower; there is a photo of Chris wearing a Pittsburg Pirates Cap. Also, when you want to call him Stupid, do not mislabel him there either!
You all are pathetic, stupid, no ounce is common sense or intelligence at all! I do not know why I keep following you all at all!
Break Up the whole Group here already!!!
KatsuKitty said:Who exactly is Chris Rhodes anyway? Are these poor high school kids dumb enough to add a creepy 31-year old man they don't even know?
Very Honest Content said:paintingatree said:Oh, for God's Sake!!! Did Chris not make it clear enough time and again that he is in Absolute Fact Fucking Straight?! He gets a hard on with a Woman! He gets Pukey Sick when seeing topless males! He freaking wears a bra to cover his own shame! He gets a hard on with WOMEN!!! Stop Mislabeling the Straight Man Already!!!
BTW: Cuban was born in Pittsburg; Pirates roam the seas with the Mayflower; there is a photo of Chris wearing a Pittsburg Pirates Cap. Also, when you want to call him Stupid, do not mislabel him there either!
You all are pathetic, stupid, no ounce is common sense or intelligence at all! I do not know why I keep following you all at all!
Break Up the whole Group here already!!!
Not much that Chris does is 'clear' in the first place, just look at his cockamamie tenuous connections explanations for his Facebook image string for one obvious example of that. You however I noticed were able to get closer to his eventual answer reveal on his Facebook than anybody else on this forum was capable of guessing and you curiously continue to pursue the increasingly strained threads between the posted images even now while suddenly jumping to a connection to a picture of CWC in a PittsburgH Pirates cap that I don't recall seeing ever before that I did not see posted by Chris on his feed, which leads me to believe you may share some mental similarities with him to be able to accomplish such a feat of mental dexterity. You're not an Aspergers' patient by chance are you? That would definitely help explain your ability to comprehend the idiosyncratic connections that he's explaining exists between these things on his Facebook profile if you were!
Also, there's really no need to insult the members of the forum, we're decent, TRUE and HONEST Christorians and trouble makers are not appreciated for long by the just moderators here from what I gather. Why do you want to deny some of CWC's biggest fans and most loyal followers a place to congregate and discuss our fascination with his works and deeds anyway? Better here than somewhere else, I say.