Chris likes the live action equestria girls on Twitter -

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introman

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Just a little update on chris.

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Here's the youtube video.
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Apparently this has caused a little stir of the my little pony community. Those who like it and embrace the philosophy of being a little girl in the body of a greasy man child or those who got mad at hasbro for catering to their main audience of little girls.

Manchildren getting mad at hasbro for marketing towards the intended market.
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Chris is a 31 year old man getting excited (innocently) while watching tween girls dance to a song about a cartoon for young girls.

Please tell me this also got shared to his facebook where his classmates might see it.
 

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The Dude said:
More pony shit. Mother of God.

I dunno if this can even be classed as pony shit anymore. All i know is the stench of spergness has risen to the point where i hardly smell the liquor I spilled on my chair last week

As for chris getting excited, i have always been of the opinion he obsesses over the show because he likes to imagine to ponies as his new gal pals, so live action equestria girls makes his fantasy that much closer to being a reality....in his mind at least
 

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I think it's funny that Christian has an unhealthy obsession with a cartoon designed to sell plastic ponies to prepubescent girls whose message is to "love and tolerate" others, yet he loves and tolerates NO ONE. Kind of poetic, autistic, irony.
 

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Judge Holden said:
The Dude said:
More pony shit. Mother of God.

I dunno if this can even be classed as pony shit anymore. All i know is the stench of spergness has risen to the point where i hardly smell the liquor I spilled on my chair last week

As for chris getting excited, i have always been of the opinion he obsesses over the show because he likes to imagine to ponies as his new gal pals, so live action equestria girls makes his fantasy that much closer to being a reality....in his mind at least

You know how Bronies who wank over the ponies are called "Cloppers"? We should call Chris a "Plopper" because he obsesses over pony shit.
 

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The Dude said:
I think it's funny that Christian has an unhealthy obsession with a cartoon designed to sell plastic ponies to prepubescent girls whose message is to "love and tolerate" others, yet he loves and tolerates NO ONE. Kind of poetic, autistic, irony.

its just another testament to how much he values the aesthetics of a thing over the true nature of a thing. If the cast was all male he would almost certainly ignore it as another show for JERKS, but as it panders to his idealised image of a group of gal-pals who will never abandon him, he will just fixiate on that rather than on the show's actual message about friendship (as cliched as it may be)

The Dude said:
You know how Bronies who wank over the ponies are called "Cloppers"? We should call Chris a "Plopper" because he obsesses over pony shit.

At this point i suspect there is already a subset of cloppers who call themselves ploppers for an alltogether more nauseating reason
 

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Judge Holden said:
The Dude said:
I think it's funny that Christian has an unhealthy obsession with a cartoon designed to sell plastic ponies to prepubescent girls whose message is to "love and tolerate" others, yet he loves and tolerates NO ONE. Kind of poetic, autistic, irony.

its just another testament to how much he values the aesthetics of a thing over the true nature of a thing. If the cast was all male he would almost certainly ignore it as another show for JERKS, but as it panders to his idealised image of a group of gal-pals who will never abandon him, he will just fixiate on that rather than on the show's actual message about friendship (as cliched as it may be)

So what you're saying is Chris is about as deep as a thimble.
 

introman

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The average critique of the song. 30 year old's reviewing pre teen music. It's not just CWC talking about it. I wish youtube was around back in 98-2002 when the boyband/girlband era was big. Technology yall should of progressed faster. ;)

[youtube]KlHEggkWL9Y[/youtube]
 

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introman said:
The average critique of the song. 30 year old's reviewing pre teen music. It's not just CWC talking about it. I wish youtube was around back in 98-2002 when the boyband/girlband era was big. Technology yall should of progressed faster. ;)

[youtube]KlHEggkWL9Y[/youtube]

Is it just me or do the majority of these Bronies seem...ah...autistic-y?
 

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We need to send these guys to an island with a lifetime supply of Doritos and fleshlights. Let them kill each other over who they think is the best pony. I just want them off my internet.
 

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The Dude said:
Judge Holden said:
The Dude said:
I think it's funny that Christian has an unhealthy obsession with a cartoon designed to sell plastic ponies to prepubescent girls whose message is to "love and tolerate" others, yet he loves and tolerates NO ONE. Kind of poetic, autistic, irony.

its just another testament to how much he values the aesthetics of a thing over the true nature of a thing. If the cast was all male he would almost certainly ignore it as another show for JERKS, but as it panders to his idealised image of a group of gal-pals who will never abandon him, he will just fixiate on that rather than on the show's actual message about friendship (as cliched as it may be)

So what you're saying is Chris is about as deep as a thimble.

Thimbles are at least of some use to humanity
 

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OMG, NO! They used an Attack on Titan clip!

NO, leave AOT ALONE, YOU GODDAMN MANCHILDREN!
 

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CatParty said:
the only question is how furiously was chris massdebating

Fast/hard enough to finally make his duck straight.
 

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introman said:
The average critique of the song. 30 year old's reviewing pre teen music. It's not just CWC talking about it. I wish youtube was around back in 98-2002 when the boyband/girlband era was big. Technology yall should of progressed faster. ;)

[youtube]KlHEggkWL9Y[/youtube]

I'll never understand this fandom. He's trying to act somewhat tough while expressing his vast knowledge of a pony show. Hasbro hit a home run I suppose, marketing ponies to balding "men."
 

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So which pony do you think Chris likes to clop to most? I say Rainbow Dash.
 

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The Dude said:
So which pony do you think Chris likes to clop to most? I say Rainbow Dash.


Fluttershy was voted The Fan Favorite Pony. He had voted ten a piece for Rainbow Dash and Applejack. It just hit him tough.
 
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