Chris' New Favorite Mortal Sin: Wrath -

[PolterBob]

I think I know why no one has been able to troll Chris with gal-pals like they used to do between 2007-2011. Chris' lust has been replaced with a seething hatred for Michael Snyder and every male on Earth. The mere mention of Snyder's name puts him into a rage and even mentioning trolls puts him on a jihad. When the FBI arrested some troll about a year ago, remember that triumphant voicemail message he put up that sounded like a deranged clown on bath salts?

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No wonder Chris hasn't been trolled in a while. Gal-pals mean nothing to him now. Only his screaming hatred for Joos and dah oddor trowells.

 

[Cole Smithey]

Chris's detachment and rage are at crisis levels. The adult-autistic-child has yielded to wrath; these days, his only motivation lays in the destruction of his enemies, be they real or otherwise.

 

[Saney]

"Do you know what your sin is, Chris?"

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Brother, the Hulkster has been MIA, but why does Chris think the trolls got served?

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

Brother, the Hulkster has been MIA, but why does Chris think the trolls got served?

Back on the old forum, someone posted something that said they were arrested or fined for trolling. Spoken in jest, of course, but this was at the time when we knew that Chris was screencapping the forum.

 

[Saney]

Brother, the Hulkster has been MIA, but why does Chris think the trolls got served?

Back on the old forum, someone posted something that said they were arrested or fined for trolling. Spoken in jest, of course, but this was at the time when we knew that Chris was screencapping the forum.

Whatever happened to SushiHazard?

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Back on the old forum, someone posted something that said they were arrested or fined for trolling. Spoken in jest, of course, but this was at the time when we knew that Chris was screencapping the forum.

I love how he'll believe what a troll says is the GodBear's honest truth if it is something that sounds good to him, even if the evidence doesn't support it. And if you later say it was bullshit, he'll call you a liar because he decides you're only untrustworthy when you say things he doesn't like.

What a fucking hypocrite he is.

 

[Male]

Brother, the Hulkster has been MIA, but why does Chris think the trolls got served?

Back on the old forum, someone posted something that said they were arrested or fined for trolling. Spoken in jest, of course, but this was at the time when we knew that Chris was screencapping the forum.

I believe Chirs's response went something like this: "Some troll got served Hahahah Love it!" It was this and the fake mall post that fueled his ego to such a degree that he started to act like a catoony supervillian

 

[CatParty]

Brother, the Hulkster has been MIA, but why does Chris think the trolls got served?

Back on the old forum, someone posted something that said they were arrested or fined for trolling. Spoken in jest, of course, but this was at the time when we knew that Chris was screencapping the forum.

I believe Chirs's response went something like this: "Some troll got served Hahahah Love it!" It was this and the fake mall post that fueled his ego to such a degree that he started to act like a catoony supervillian

"started"??

 

[Marvin]

I think I know why no one has been able to troll Chris with gal-pals like they used to do between 2007-2011. Chris' lust has been replaced with a seething hatred for Michael Snyder and every male on Earth. The mere mention of Snyder's name puts him into a rage and even mentioning trolls puts him on a jihad. When the FBI arrested some troll about a year ago, remember that triumphant voicemail message he put up that sounded like a deranged clown on bath salts?

*video clipped*

No wonder Chris hasn't been trolled in a while. Gal-pals mean nothing to him now. Only his screaming hatred for Joos and dah oddor trowells.

Nah, we just took a break when Bob died. Although now Chris is more suspicious. He'd be harder to trick nowadays.

 

[BillRiley]

I think I know why no one has been able to troll Chris with gal-pals like they used to do between 2007-2011. Chris' lust has been replaced with a seething hatred for Michael Snyder and every male on Earth. The mere mention of Snyder's name puts him into a rage and even mentioning trolls puts him on a jihad. When the FBI arrested some troll about a year ago, remember that triumphant voicemail message he put up that sounded like a deranged clown on bath salts?

*video clipped*

No wonder Chris hasn't been trolled in a while. Gal-pals mean nothing to him now. Only his screaming hatred for Joos and dah oddor trowells.

Nah, we just took a break when Bob died. Although now Chris is more suspicious. He'd be harder to trick nowadays.

Yeah, he's moved from "Insanely Gullible" to only "Stupendously Gullible."

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Brother, the Hulkster has been MIA, but why does Chris think the trolls got served?

Back on the old forum, someone posted something that said they were arrested or fined for trolling. Spoken in jest, of course, but this was at the time when we knew that Chris was screencapping the forum.

Right, so, uh ... Chris gets made into a laughingstock repeatedly (and in some cases, concurrently) for seven years straight, resulting in him posting nude pics of himself to strangers, filming himself having sex with a blow-up doll (which he then sends to strangers), cuts up and shoves his Sonichu medallion up his anus (at the command of a juvenile stranger), ends up admitting that he stole from his mother after going to the police to find out about Ivy (a stranger), and wholeheartedly admits to a planet full of strangers that he soils himself. For seven years straight.

But one guy on a trolling-site forum says he was fined $500? "YOU TROLLS GOT SERVED! HAHAHAHA!"

 

[BigAltheGreat921]

He'll never learn.

 

[Marvin]

I think I know why no one has been able to troll Chris with gal-pals like they used to do between 2007-2011. Chris' lust has been replaced with a seething hatred for Michael Snyder and every male on Earth. The mere mention of Snyder's name puts him into a rage and even mentioning trolls puts him on a jihad. When the FBI arrested some troll about a year ago, remember that triumphant voicemail message he put up that sounded like a deranged clown on bath salts?

*video clipped*

No wonder Chris hasn't been trolled in a while. Gal-pals mean nothing to him now. Only his screaming hatred for Joos and dah oddor trowells.

Nah, we just took a break when Bob died. Although now Chris is more suspicious. He'd be harder to trick nowadays.

Yeah, he's moved from "Insanely Gullible" to only "Stupendously Gullible."

No, actually he's doing a pretty good job of watching out for trolling attempts. Admittedly, he only pulls that off by accusing everyone of being a troll, but still, he's ultimately successful.

Well, and considering a few of our past trolling successes, he's kinda justified in doing it this way.

 

[CatParty]

No, actually he's doing a pretty good job of watching out for trolling attempts. Admittedly, he only pulls that off by accusing everyone of being a troll, but still, he's ultimately successful.

Well, and considering a few of our past trolling successes, he's kinda justified in doing it this way.

isn't the world out to troll him?

 

[Marvin]

No, actually he's doing a pretty good job of watching out for trolling attempts. Admittedly, he only pulls that off by accusing everyone of being a troll, but still, he's ultimately successful.

Well, and considering a few of our past trolling successes, he's kinda justified in doing it this way.

isn't the world out to troll him?

As far as he thinks? Yeah. That's what I meant when I said that he accuses everyone of being a troll.

 

[CatParty]

No, actually he's doing a pretty good job of watching out for trolling attempts. Admittedly, he only pulls that off by accusing everyone of being a troll, but still, he's ultimately successful.

Well, and considering a few of our past trolling successes, he's kinda justified in doing it this way.

isn't the world out to troll him?

As far as he thinks? Yeah. That's what I meant when I said that he accuses everyone of being a troll.

smart man...

 

[Male]

Chris Chandler Vs. The World
A must see film!

 

[BillRiley]

Nah, we just took a break when Bob died. Although now Chris is more suspicious. He'd be harder to trick nowadays.

Yeah, he's moved from "Insanely Gullible" to only "Stupendously Gullible."

No, actually he's doing a pretty good job of watching out for trolling attempts. Admittedly, he only pulls that off by accusing everyone of being a troll, but still, he's ultimately successful.

Well, and considering a few of our past trolling successes, he's kinda justified in doing it this way.

Have there been failed trolling attempts since "Calling Out" crashed and burned? Attempts that have failed due to Chris's paranoia, I mean.

 

[Bgheff]

But one guy on a trolling-site forum

I see no trolls here. Just upstanding citizens.