Chris Oliver is truly one of the great thinkers of the 21st century, one for the history books, chaps. Oliver’s thesis is that some estimated 33-66% of humans are in fact demons. Chris has detailed a rich mythology to back his delusion, cataloging different species of devils and providing the public with a useful education to identify the ghouls that walk among us (“Their favorite topic is things on TV.”). Here is a quick guide to the demonic species among us and how you can locate these monsters. The best way is to pay attention to their typing as all with dyslexia are subhuman.
Oliver indemnifies imps as the dumbest of their ilk, writing in long paragraphs and being awful spellers, employing “ur” and “bro” into their lexicons. True Demons are the most common species, often misusing “your” for “you’re” and “there” for “their”. They cannot lie when asked the question “Are you human?”, the best method of profiling one. True Demons are constantly trying to entice humans into taking part of the seven deadly sins.
There are as well demon-human hybrids, who unlike their parents can lie about their genetic heritage. Finally, there are brainers, the smartest and most adaptable of the bunch, they are extremely rare and only bother Oliver (now what are the odds?)
The reason demons are bad at spelling and grammar is that they are do not mind these functions in their speed to interact with and seduce humans into committing sin online. Demons do not directly use electronic devices, they connect to the internet biologically, sometimes from afar. Demons harass humans by leaving negative comments, trolling, recommending you take drugs, and giving you television suggestions (demons love Mr. Robot). So pretty much Reddit.
You can as well interact with demons in person, demons are usually one discussing current events, trying to have sex with you, or making you vain by acting like losers. Demons including all politicians, religious leaders, celebrities, alcoholics, drug addicts, Bronies, sports fans, ugly people, the homeless, and all of Oliver’s ex-girlfriends. All of these groups will try to bring to bring you into a way of vice that will lead to your damnation. But anyone can be a demon, including your parent, friend, or lover. Demons are pure evil and therefore enjoy the suffering that comes from eating animals, if you found a person who would never be a vegetarian, they are certainly a demon.
Oliver is as well an oracle, in 2016 predicting future events that would occur over the next few years. However, all these events will be staged and nobody will die or be hurt:
Clinton winning the election and making Obama presidents for a third term.
An American-Russian War
Putin destroying the American and Chinese economies after he reveals that extraterrestrial technology was used on 9/11
Race riots in America and Europe caused by Kayne West
An invasion of space aliens
The anti-Christ returning
But remember all this is demonic tricks, you will not be in real danger. They are tests to see if you get into heaven.
Oliver even implies that his own mother may the anti-Christ and that he is the messiah:
“My mother's 66th birthday is on June 6, 2022. Add all the numbers in the Antichrist date together and you get 666. Her legal name is Judith (i.e. Judas) which has 6 letters. Her entire life she went as Jude which is the book immediately before Revelations in le holy bible. I've only seen her once in the last decade, immediately after returning from the desert. (6 is the number for sex or Rebirth.)”
Yes, you read that right. He tried to play Jesus and actually went to a dangerous desert to receive “enlightenment”. Here is the experience:
“About a month ago I fell into a web of conspiracy. JFK, 9/11, Montauk Project, and testimony from Ted Gunderson, Chip Tatum, and Bill Cooper. I did a lot of research and as I learned I kept hearing a voice tell me learn more, go deeper. I kept telling myself I was seeing plans within plans, the classic motto of the Illuminati.
The more I learned, the more obvious it was that there was a force and technology at play that was far more coordinated and quick than any humans could be. I was hung up on aliens for awhile there until I realized that Bill Cooper's testimony was just a metaphorical retelling of angels v. demons.
I was scared once I came to that realization. I can no longer watch TV without seeing anything but demons. I'm condensing one very strange evening here, but basically I was scared for my life and fleeing to where I thought was a safe sanctuary.
god intervened and took my directions out of my pocket (seriously, they were gone.) I told my housemate (who was driving) to turn around and take me to the middle of the desert. He didn't want me to go but I had seen too much to watch this world burn. I went into the desert hoping to die.
I'm not ready to tell the details of what happened there, but I was lost for almost 24hrs. All I had on me was a 12oz bottle of water (which I drank way too fast) and a half-pack of smokes. I slept naked on the desert sands (which you really should do) and it was beautiful.
Search and Rescue were looking for me but didn't find me, despite my being only a few hundred feet away from the highway when I finally collapsed for the night. I did see their helicopters a few times the previous day but didn't have the energy to wave them down.
The next day I awoke and made my way to the highway. Some prison security guards stopped after seeing me collapsed there thinking I was dead. Nope, just thirsty. They took me half-way home (and gave me water and fruit which was awesome) and another gent took me the rest of the way (after I offered him a $20 a third gent gave me.)
That's my story. I have entered the desert, faced death, and returned to tell you that I faced nothing at all.”
So because he didn’t perish in this desert (even though it’s clear he was almost dehydrated to the point of death), all dangers are illusions. Humans are indestructible and we should all do what he did.
Chris’s guides to telling you if one is human or demon:
This one is probably the most interesting, going on how he transitioned from "normie conspiracies" like JFK and 9/11 to what he believes now:
Chris on his desert adventure:
Chris goes to open mics a lot, as they are the only arranged public events that he can go and expect to be given the chance to speak about what interests him, much to the confusion of audiences who expect stand-up and song from such gatherings.
Perhaps the greatest silver lining to these delusions is that fact they are unlikely to be a catalyst for Chris harming a person. He states that he does not think that demons can be physically injured in any form, and that all that is needed to escape their abuse is his twisted form of enlightenment.
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGEc7bIyXxp4nqCf56nMM1A
Subreddit he runs and mods, is the only person who submits content to it: https://www.reddit.com/r/chrisolivertimes/
And finally his Reddit amount:https://www.reddit.com/user/chrisolivertimes
Here is a list of users he banned from commenting on his post in his sub, there are 85 of them:
https://www.reddit.com/r/chrisolivertimes/comments/56doc6/users_banned_in_rchrisolivertimes/
Oliver indemnifies imps as the dumbest of their ilk, writing in long paragraphs and being awful spellers, employing “ur” and “bro” into their lexicons. True Demons are the most common species, often misusing “your” for “you’re” and “there” for “their”. They cannot lie when asked the question “Are you human?”, the best method of profiling one. True Demons are constantly trying to entice humans into taking part of the seven deadly sins.
There are as well demon-human hybrids, who unlike their parents can lie about their genetic heritage. Finally, there are brainers, the smartest and most adaptable of the bunch, they are extremely rare and only bother Oliver (now what are the odds?)
The reason demons are bad at spelling and grammar is that they are do not mind these functions in their speed to interact with and seduce humans into committing sin online. Demons do not directly use electronic devices, they connect to the internet biologically, sometimes from afar. Demons harass humans by leaving negative comments, trolling, recommending you take drugs, and giving you television suggestions (demons love Mr. Robot). So pretty much Reddit.
You can as well interact with demons in person, demons are usually one discussing current events, trying to have sex with you, or making you vain by acting like losers. Demons including all politicians, religious leaders, celebrities, alcoholics, drug addicts, Bronies, sports fans, ugly people, the homeless, and all of Oliver’s ex-girlfriends. All of these groups will try to bring to bring you into a way of vice that will lead to your damnation. But anyone can be a demon, including your parent, friend, or lover. Demons are pure evil and therefore enjoy the suffering that comes from eating animals, if you found a person who would never be a vegetarian, they are certainly a demon.
Oliver is as well an oracle, in 2016 predicting future events that would occur over the next few years. However, all these events will be staged and nobody will die or be hurt:
Clinton winning the election and making Obama presidents for a third term.
An American-Russian War
Putin destroying the American and Chinese economies after he reveals that extraterrestrial technology was used on 9/11
Race riots in America and Europe caused by Kayne West
An invasion of space aliens
The anti-Christ returning
But remember all this is demonic tricks, you will not be in real danger. They are tests to see if you get into heaven.
Oliver even implies that his own mother may the anti-Christ and that he is the messiah:
“My mother's 66th birthday is on June 6, 2022. Add all the numbers in the Antichrist date together and you get 666. Her legal name is Judith (i.e. Judas) which has 6 letters. Her entire life she went as Jude which is the book immediately before Revelations in le holy bible. I've only seen her once in the last decade, immediately after returning from the desert. (6 is the number for sex or Rebirth.)”
Yes, you read that right. He tried to play Jesus and actually went to a dangerous desert to receive “enlightenment”. Here is the experience:
“About a month ago I fell into a web of conspiracy. JFK, 9/11, Montauk Project, and testimony from Ted Gunderson, Chip Tatum, and Bill Cooper. I did a lot of research and as I learned I kept hearing a voice tell me learn more, go deeper. I kept telling myself I was seeing plans within plans, the classic motto of the Illuminati.
The more I learned, the more obvious it was that there was a force and technology at play that was far more coordinated and quick than any humans could be. I was hung up on aliens for awhile there until I realized that Bill Cooper's testimony was just a metaphorical retelling of angels v. demons.
I was scared once I came to that realization. I can no longer watch TV without seeing anything but demons. I'm condensing one very strange evening here, but basically I was scared for my life and fleeing to where I thought was a safe sanctuary.
god intervened and took my directions out of my pocket (seriously, they were gone.) I told my housemate (who was driving) to turn around and take me to the middle of the desert. He didn't want me to go but I had seen too much to watch this world burn. I went into the desert hoping to die.
I'm not ready to tell the details of what happened there, but I was lost for almost 24hrs. All I had on me was a 12oz bottle of water (which I drank way too fast) and a half-pack of smokes. I slept naked on the desert sands (which you really should do) and it was beautiful.
Search and Rescue were looking for me but didn't find me, despite my being only a few hundred feet away from the highway when I finally collapsed for the night. I did see their helicopters a few times the previous day but didn't have the energy to wave them down.
The next day I awoke and made my way to the highway. Some prison security guards stopped after seeing me collapsed there thinking I was dead. Nope, just thirsty. They took me half-way home (and gave me water and fruit which was awesome) and another gent took me the rest of the way (after I offered him a $20 a third gent gave me.)
That's my story. I have entered the desert, faced death, and returned to tell you that I faced nothing at all.”
So because he didn’t perish in this desert (even though it’s clear he was almost dehydrated to the point of death), all dangers are illusions. Humans are indestructible and we should all do what he did.
Chris’s guides to telling you if one is human or demon:
This one is probably the most interesting, going on how he transitioned from "normie conspiracies" like JFK and 9/11 to what he believes now:
Chris on his desert adventure:
Chris goes to open mics a lot, as they are the only arranged public events that he can go and expect to be given the chance to speak about what interests him, much to the confusion of audiences who expect stand-up and song from such gatherings.
Perhaps the greatest silver lining to these delusions is that fact they are unlikely to be a catalyst for Chris harming a person. He states that he does not think that demons can be physically injured in any form, and that all that is needed to escape their abuse is his twisted form of enlightenment.
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGEc7bIyXxp4nqCf56nMM1A
Subreddit he runs and mods, is the only person who submits content to it: https://www.reddit.com/r/chrisolivertimes/
And finally his Reddit amount:https://www.reddit.com/user/chrisolivertimes
Here is a list of users he banned from commenting on his post in his sub, there are 85 of them:
https://www.reddit.com/r/chrisolivertimes/comments/56doc6/users_banned_in_rchrisolivertimes/
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